Home of the Ingrown ToenaiL!™

 

 

Don't hide your hair catastrophe....come to Sary's!

Bad haircut? Do you find your 'do looking horribly out of fashion? No worries! You've come to the right place because Sary can fix it all, for a minimal fee

 

 

But I would not feel so all alone...everybody must get COMBED!™

[insert harmonica solo here]

 

-Featured Sary Styles-

  • The Shark with genuine shark jaws to affix in the front!

  • The Willy as seen on former U.S. president...dislodged fly not included

  • The Rubber Chicken includes latex glove accessory

  • The Poodle Perm

  • The Bermuda Triangle a favourite style of the famous Mr. HELOHA

  • The Mushroom for dandruff sufferers shake your head, and you're sporing!

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    Poodle Perms™ --£75

    Cute little pink bows are £2 extra.

    Available in three varieties:

  • The Fifi (tighter curls, more frizz, with a little flounce on top just like the dog) Are you single yet? Get the Fifi and moe guys than you can count will be begging you to take THEM for a walk! *GaRowL*

  • Vertical Electrocution Style (aka "Bride of Frankenstein," white stripes not included) Gives a guaranteed extra 6 inches height to any hair style.

  • Clown-Afro/Stuck-My-Fork-In-A-Toaster Billows out naturally on all sides of your head, creating an effect that flatters all hair types.

    • [insert announcer's voice here] Yes, ladies, now you can look just like your favourite little poodle (minus the fleas of course) with Sary's new POODLE PERMS™ !

    For a limited time only, with a purchase of two or more Poodle Perms™, you can get FREE a 100% rawhide bone, great for light snacking between meals! BUT WAIT! there's more! If you purchase your perms in the next 2 days, you receive a ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL dog collar in red, blue, or green, with YOUR name on it, for only £1.50!!! (retail price £5.99) So make your appointment today for a fabulous Poodle Perm™ only at Sary's!

     

    Finger Painting

    Sary can also satisfy your nail needs...choose from over 15 different styles of nails including The Cursor, The Ingrown Toenail--offered ONLY at Sary's!--The Fire Hydrant, The Fuzzy Lint, The Orange Pineapple Curd, The Tuna Fish Bits, The PaperClip, and The Elephant Hose..all for the low, low price of £66 per design, paint included.

     

     

    We thank you for your visit to Sary's and Sary thanks you as well, but most of all your HAIR thanks you! Please come again soon!

     

     

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