¨Unforgettable Quotes¨
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i only did that because of my jealousy for the quotes page -Dave
i didnt know nametags could graze... -Dave
and i dont know the motivation for having a nametag magically transformed into a cow on yer chest... -Dave
my head? her implants? ug, what was i thinking, shes a blonde troll doll... -Dave
Corn...and Metamucil.....part of a balanced diet for the near-dead -Joshh
now it's my ass, huh? -Josh
au contrare or some shit -Dave
my spag just like stuck to the bookcase -Ruby
i hate christina aguilera but if there is one thing she can do its sing, oh and suck dick but we wont get into that -Dave
Yes, I am sure your mother would ask me whether you got good porn- Geoff
i've just swallowed come! ...no you have to tell that that was a typo.. i only swallowed cum once! -Dom
stop being mean to my non-existant detachable penis -Dom
oh dom hunny i love you baby come lick my love pump -Azar
Disclaimer from Azar about previous quote:
i meant every word of it AND it happened
I notice you remember a whole lot of cock -Geoff
how do teeth sag? -Josh
I hope that I didn't misinterpret it: if you know what I'm talking about, I did; if you don't, I didn't, and therefore it doesn't matter, so don't, consequently ask me to explain what is hopefully only an over-analysis. -Declan
not being gay? what about the fabulous lent remover? -RJ
The
Girl named *BLEEP*, Was cool and attractive,
She was cool, Hyper, And overactive.
She cared 'bout people, She cared 'bout me,
And now she's my friend...weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
She is a really cool person, indeedy doo,
She helps you out, when you step in poo.
What a great girl, you might say,
You can't be her friend; no way!!!
It's only me, and a coupla others,
All those people, are the best friends
-Tom
i gave the universal homosexual call of hello ducky -Azar
she saisd i can't spell -Gram
pick up a pair and shout out,"These pants are soiled!" -Azar
ooooooooooooooooooooh my ovaries are killing me -Azar
flamingos are like strawberry cocktails -Erin
NaPPy PaDDy -Viv
i'm bord -Neil
huLo ima truck -Ruby
anyway i must go the bastards are closing in on me i need a fuckin laywer quick, and i leave you with a word of advice, don't let the carrot bastards grind you down. -Azar
i have a scooter named tommy =) *beep beep* -Ruby
remember...light bulbs HURT -Ruby
i walked into a hedge and got myself a black eye. -Erin
i look like fred durst. my clothes i mean, before erin hits on me. -Ruby
uhh yeah i remember cabbages grow from armpits -Ruby
Tai.......pianos and chickens? -Erin
i crave attention and i think of bad ways of getting it -Erin
we care for the love of doyng! -Ruby
kum bai arrrr (code) ma lawd...kum bai arrrrr -Ruby
i like to insert battery's up squirrels arse's! -Azar
those smiley faces shud have hair on em -Viv
egg noodle! thats my bet -Erin
well u call sum1 babe a few times and suddenly its like "whoaaaah chill there.' -Erin
thats really mean ! i never block anyone. -Erin
i'm gonna keep hushed cos you ain't seen me and my purple hair yet -Erin
and i am about to launch into a long drawn out conversation about myself. -Erin
llama? -Erin
well slap me with a toilet seat.. HULO SLAP ME WITH A TOILET SEAT! -Ruby
jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry!!!!! -Viv
IT'S TRUE...IGNORE THE RUMOURS....I AM BEZ SEE ME DANCE -Erin
omg u changed nappies? damn wrong window -Ruby
I'm so intimidated.....your letters are so much bigger than mine -Josh
ciao gals xx -Mellie Hun
i broke my chair -Graham
my arse ain't got much to say -Graham
because u is a daft bag. -Ruby
crush my arse. -Ruby
normally i just kicked it. -Erin
excuse me! have u EVER seen oxen like that EVER? have you?! -Ruby
I'd go with "what?" -Josh
Certainly livens up my toes. -Josh
Josh:
I've just learned that coffee can be effective in waking one up
both when taken internally and externally.
Josh:
..in other words: OUCH!
Me:
enema?
Josh:
lmfao
Josh:
No!
i'm at the bottom of this jam jar see...and the lid's on. -Ruby
okay my dad called me "top lad"? -Ruby
WELL I'M SURE OTHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE SONGS THAT REMIND THEM OF YOU BEZ SO STOP IT RIGHT NOW -erin
:_S -Viv
he's hidin out in me back garden quark hare???? -Ruby
i think u are ALF..are u viv are u ... i mean who else follows the cat and constantly begs for food.. -Trish
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hullo viv...(dot)!!! u are the quarest hawk that was ever born..and u smell like birds nests!!! ha ha -Trish |
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ya see wot happened woz erins alcholic fish came down my end and started to talk to the cucumbers who were sat on the wall boozin on vodka -Ruby
it's no match for a meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek -Azar
cat crap is bad. -Dave
i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i saw fred i love fred i saw fred! -Erin
soooooo who likes cheese? -Ruby
SKANK woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhh ohhhhhh ohhhhhhh skankkkkkkkkk do it do it do it do it -Ruby
it's a thin line between drunk and hyper -Erin
who r u? -Ivana (to me)
god i'm a strange one. -Erin
nimmo nimmo nimmo nimmp -Erin
i don't like seals now, after that incident. -Erin
the gyn/ob easter bunny.....I dunno -Josh
can someone stop me before i get myself into more trouble? -Erin
and normal people have a CALENDAR CHRISSY! -Erin
lint? -Erin
OH GOD STOP RIGHT THERE. i remember that dream vaguely, not suitable for young kids! -Erin
fur cough love lee sight, sore e for taurking like this, did you know that hitler was rejected from art school? -Azar
i have a pot of blue sand. i have a purple pen sticking out of the pot. i have some small circular sweets from tenerife. SAVE ME SOMEONE -Erin
raining pork chops....I told you the air was polluted there -Josh
STOP WITH THE STICKY ENTER KEY ALREADY IT PISSES MRS. GRAM OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Mrs Gram
gram
gram
the loveable boot
the more you love him
the more you toot
-Gram Gram
...ya know.....your having another one of your "I'm Chrissy...I'm being a shit" days -Josh
does
it have anything to do with the chicken suit?
goes down smooth
except for the synth-feathers .....auck -Josh
TRUCKS HAVE THE PERSONALITY OF A DIAL TONE AND THEIR INTERLECT IS RIVALLED ONLY BY GARDENING TOOLS SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOW LEAVE ME ALONE AND LET ME EAT EGGS WITH CABBAGE OK? -Ruby
speakin of humiliation my hairs going green? the dye i used was not for humans *koff* okay shut up everyone YES BEZ ITS ALL UR FAULT CUZ U DIDNT KEEP ME AWAY FROM THE HAIR DYE!!!!!!!!!! did we all know that the hair gel thats about to fall on the floor cost £2? haha.. no. -Ruby
see the persons infront of me weren't paying attention to the small chicken that was being run over, over and over again in the middle of the road so i went out to get it and BOOOOOM i fell, and omg i have never been so embarrased in me life -Ruby
i cannot be toleranced with obscene hate mail due to scandolous reports from the tadpole institution of harrasment of proclaimed stoopid donkeys? -Ruby
and what's with that talking owl huh? -Dave
the carrots will run for cover, i am the one, for i have ammased an army of monkeys soon the carrots shall be no more, the world will be a safe place again!to further prove how evil carrots are, do you ever see an evil dictator with a carrot? no you wanna know why? because there the same thing damn you! -Azar
ive
given up the carrot terrorism.....
im a happy little atheist easter bunny -Dave
penny lane with strawberry things in the sky lalala -Ruby
well....not
quite the bald bit.....I do have a vast forehead though
.....100 yds at least
..I think it's from talking to you and slapping my forehead all
the time.... -Josh (to me)
HuLo i'Ma JaM JaR -Ruby
I thought maybe muffin was walking you one day and you needed to vomit or something -Josh
ffs u DONT wanna see the beard ppl! -Viv
yum yum yum yum yum ya yup de da lup -Sary
U STINK OV PISS! -Ruby
im a one mammel man -Gram (spelling error was not changed to protect the innocent)
we say omg too much helo -Ruby
well move out of the way I'm trying to see Mars -Josh
oh i don't like fish...unless it's cow. -Mark (not THE ONE WHICH WE KNOW)
it's a hard life for a boiled egg but someone's gotta do it. -Viv
a little bird once lectured me about browser compatibility -Josh
i get overly excited about my new keyboard and i start to rip the buttons out and helo nostrilize them -Ruby
i love ya lots and chicken pots. omg wtf did i just say?! haha it rhymed -Ruby
Anyways then as the juice came out, ahoy ahoy tadpoles, mr and mrs tadpole set off for a lovely trip in the forest until suddenly yay mr halaboloo came and whisked them off to france WHERE THEY MET THE SICK FAMILY! -Ruby
bucket and window? -Josh
and the school bus that just set off oops i missed and the panthnol conentrate in the cucmber that chrissy owns is far beyond belief. -Ruby
OMG I MET AN EVIL NOODLE TODAY!!! -Ruby
...my fingers taste like molasses all of a sudden. -Josh
i thought there were birds outside cuz i kept hearing chirps and stuff and then i realised it was my computer makin da sounds! -Ruby
I CAN HAVE WHAT I WANT. EVEN A DUCK HUMPING A TELEVISION! -Ruby
...you have a pet breeze? -Josh
fucking hell uncle leave the pineapple farmers alone u sick bastard -Gavin
a penguin got shoveled into a martini full of ice. -Mark
buttons are actually deciples, so don't slag em please. it's ACTUALLY against my religion. -Erin
You remind me of a parrot......except that instead of squacking before every sentence you say "Helo. Polly want a cracker. Helo!" -ahem-JOSH
and it came up and went "AUFHRFHASF" -Erin
i never say weird things. -Erin
god i love them raisins. -Josh
i have two fluffy things on my ears with knobs on them. -Ruby
no
i think its ONE person names there feet !
lookin at no1 in particular
* gawks at chrissy * -Viv
they protect my ears from the neighbours dog havin a convo with my fish. -Ruby
ear muffs are satan's children don't ya know? -Erin
*waves back at chrissy's foot* -Viv
now I will call you "Sweet Paint Chips" -Josh
rooby u stupid HOW! -Gram Gram
MEWSFLASH! -Ruby
Were you Koffing ME!? -Josh
im not allowed to play with ovens you see. -Gavin
Hello Gavin...(another strange bird) -Josh
i hate tha monkey. he took my pants. -D00d
i lose people by asking too much of them {~FACT~} -Erin
i dont wan your choclate iceberg munky in my nostril -Gavin
I'm a big boy (or fat ass as it were-KOFF) so you don't have to shut up. -Josh
(cricket, cricket) -Josh
oh
i went to alabama with a banjo on my knee
turns out the banjo was really my grandfather. -Gavin
..."oh,
no....that doesn't count."
"...i am holier than thou."
......"my name is Chrissy."
-Josh
uh oh did you drop your neck? -D00d
ok shhhhh bezzy shhhhh bezZy -Erin
cover your toes tonight -Josh
we just run round in big fields full of large stemmed flowers, koff -Ruby
tell roobya...you'z not a melon.....butta chicken -Josh
what wonderful truck sounds u make -Ruby (to me!! aren't i proud??! i make wonderful truck sounds :))
i erm tell em that they are mongooses and things -Ruby
It
was disgusting
It rained for like five minutes..I had to get up -Josh (about
sneezing while lying down)
i
was choking on a sausage, because i woz eatin it whilst laying
down...
so my dad told me to cough..not koff
so i coughed really hard, and i cudnt cough, so i ate these hard
sweets to push the sausages down
then i looked upto the ceiling and this explosion of meat came
from my mouth
like a machine gun
-Ruby
Mt. St. Roobya -Josh
She's got a darker, sausage spitting side that she keeps to herself -Josh
Let me get me damned berrings before you start-a-poking would ya? -Josh
NOW, all talk and some action of her choice makes BeZzY very fucking happy -Erin
Hello. I am a windchime. -Erin
Oh....that's right.....it's hysteria....the time of the wandering uterus..... -Josh
pigs and holiday brochures all sounds a bit fishy to me !! -Viv
U MONGOOSE -Ruby (to me -SniFF-)
ok yeah u don't have to answer me but it would be nice ya dippit wee fuck -Erin
I don't know......I'm just actively listening -Josh
dont diss no melons -Ruby
....another bad reaction to a store-bought chemical of some kind. -Josh
no, i'm just pointing out that melons r helo -Ruby
he wont leave me alone about my fuchsia -D00d
tell her she's a regular garden weasel herself and her voice is as beatiful as a backfiring rototiller -Josh (about Rooby)
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JAM? WHY WAS IT MISSED OUT IN THE EQUATION? -Erin
i just think it's funny to say "penis" -D00d
tell josh he's a electronic duck -Ruby
the last thing i ever want to see in this world is gavin's penis -Erin
0x3n'5 f337 5m3|| 0v c|-|3353 -Ruby
Tears on my pillow tonight.......thanx a padload RUDEya -Josh
I always thought of you more as like a figg or something. -Josh
....I thought I did something with a bird of the water.... -Josh
do you have ANY idea how dirty that sounds?! -Erin
ducks only go WONK when you accelerate them at high speeds into a wall -D00d
funny, boris calls me sheila -D00d
nutty like frisie and susie. the burnt out squirrels -Erin
my bagel is cripified, i must chomp it now -D00d
AAW MAN i gotty stop listening to geri halliwell whilst making dinner for faunzie -Gavin
most guys eat vaseline on toast -D00d
that's like eating, like, it's like, um, cheese and garden hoses -D00d
oh TRUCK i missed everything -D00d
oh hello little boy oh no don't press the send button! -Azar
THE MUNKY STANDS ARE BAD -Gavin
why must the torment of the munky stands rape my country from their chopsticks? -Gavin
WELL IF FUCHSIA AINT PINK THEN THIS BANANA AINT REAL U MORON -mad r00by
i ate a munky stand maybe thats why there tribe have located me 5 time even though i was under different i.d's -Gavin
WILL YOU STOP WITH THE MUNKY CRAP! FUCKS SAKE MAN! -Erin (to Gavin)
i don't wanna think about him "munkying" -D00d
it's ok, just go towards the cat -D00d
Gavin:
im from the grave to enslave
Erin: SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT GRAVES N DEAD PPL
but the munky stands ate my birthday caked a cards so i had no proof i was 14 -Gavin
i
licked a girls nose once. she bit me and ran away crying -Gavin
no wonder. -Erin
i mean compared to toilet seats and cd players, erin -Rooby
on the fourth day god made canabis, on the fifth day he rolled up, on the sixth day, he made funny animals and republicans -Azar
girl scouts knickers, what of it? -Azar
i'm entering uterus, hostile climate -Azar
That toaster must calm the hell down or he may be replaced with a more well behaved singing microwave. -unsigned in my guestbook but i know it's Josh :)
I WILL NEVER MEET THE WIBBLY DUDE AGAIN AND ITS UR FAULT! -Ruby
read ma holy scripture for all it says it true! -Azar
oh wait i have forgotten something..............oh yes i know what it is,it's full stops! -Azar
green sheep.....explains my favorite green sweater -Josh
I thought it was orange juice, your honor.... -Josh
are we still talking to two windows? -D00d
my word for cool is...............fuckin dark in here -Azar
my hair looks like burning smells -Erin
oh lord, hair dryers hate me, especially ones shaped as ducks -Erin
i am a 25 year old chinaman brought up by a pack of kangoroos -Azar
tomorrow i'm going to push somebody about in a shopping trolley sreaming "beware the screaming banshees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -Azar
extreme trollys! going down a hill very fast in a trolly! -Azar
that's odd, cuz i ate a dog treat last night -Dood
SOMEBODY CALL A VICAR OR GOD HIMSELF EVEN THIS CHILD HAS THE DEVIL IN HIM! -Azar (after seeing a picture)
oddly enough, people are even MORE offended if you use the word "belgium" -Dood
QUICK TAKE IT OUT -Erin to Dood
im actually a human bean not a nut -Gram
Bezzy says "keep your small yoghurts in the fridge -Erin
god i like gavin now, i feel sorry for being nasty. did I hurt my head? -Erin
lookit that Chris, none of the peas roll out! -the one they call my father
i'm gonna be one sad duck -Dood
is lose like, i lose my cat everyday?-Erin
omg she's going to lose the jam! -Erin
animal cracker discovery channel -Erin
There
once was a lady from Flanding
Her plane made a violent landing
It made her get madder
by shaking her bladder
But luckily, she could pee standing -Dood
mwhaaaaahahoaoao (screechy sad violin part) -Erin
i never said that -Erin (in regard to every quote on this page)
AND U DON'T KNOW! HA! HA! HA! AND I CAN LAUGH LIKE THAT ALL I WANT I DON'T CARE IF U DONT LIKE IT OR NOT -Erin
Erin is a crazy nympho, chrissy is a bitch, and i'm gay -Dood
except of ewoks n fire and squirrels AH THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK AAH -Erin
i couldnt help it the suit was lookin at me for so long i had to wear it. yup im an addicted-chicken-suit-wearer. -Viv
elvis says,"i gotta use the little boys' room" -Mark
like helo bangin fryin pans. that sounded dirty. -Ruby
The remains of my sweetcorn lunch, are now to be seen in his toothbrush. -Ruby
Crust brown coated singular sweetcorns Floating on the surface of the serene toilet juice -Ruby
My lampshade has problems. -Ruby
thou shall seek to be a green ripe plump fruit, like the eve's dust on a sumerset morn -Ruby
ok im getting the feeling ure a bit hung up on the whole "its a bird " thing -Viv
omgggggggggggggg @ u saying omggggggggggggg so much -Viv (to me)
no cuz they get revengee LIKE LAMPSHADES -Ruby
they come in dozens then, beatin ya like a mashed potatoe person -Ruby
i will not be forced to ask about the singing crickets -Ruby
josh do u mosh amongst ducks with chickens on their heads? -Ruby
no it just gave us new wallpaper, we didnt need to decorate for ages, my mum loved the random meat things -Ruby
wooden spoon? -Ruby
I don't want to look at rooby's oxen feet..... -Josh
...a hint of daft cowedness to come, huh? -Josh
but only with croutons....?!? -Josh
perhaps I was full of Daft Cow Fecal Matter -Josh
(snck......snck....snHAHAHAHAHAHA!) -Josh
ooooooooooh i gots a nice bar of soap in my mouth -Azar
I'm one rowdy fucker. -Me
would you add this to your quotes page? -Azar
well thats not strictly true..because i'm the king of poland -Erin
is it not clear i do not want to discuss the yellow people tonight? -Ruby
u cow chrissy, i kill u with my taxi -Ruby
um what the hell -Ruby
excessive ehehe'ing leads to sanctamonious pricks causing cake making bake sale things helo -Ruby
YOU HAVE A PEANUT STUCK TO YER EYEBALL LOVE, DYA WANT A BIT OF HELP? -Ruby
um okay i'll just change my name to uptown slut then shall i -Ruby
i is inter-es-ted in these fashionable new quotes ma'am -Erin
my dream is to be chased out of my office by a silver back gorilla in mating season -Azar
happy meals dont come as cheap as christina aguilera -Sary
Nothing less pleasant than an acorn up your nose.....especially when the local squirrels find out -Josh
Read Candide! with vigorous kicks to the backside -Josh
i'm going to wank for queen and country the stars and stripes and democracy dammit -Azar
Nothing like Puritans for breakfast.You have to spit out the buckles though. -Josh
then we were down the pub n trish goes "ok we'll play a game..lets guess what viv has stored in her jaw today" -Viv
you was mugged by a thong called george? -Azar
WTF IS BROWN DOG? -Me
so....."Ave Maria" means....."Hulo Maria" -Josh
Rufus -Josh
Don't raise your font to me like that -Josh
Latin for wisdom=sh_t? -Josh
That's my name Joshus Shitus Hornerus -Josh
Hornerus....Old English=Amerous -Josh
Whenever you're in a bad mood.....think RUFUS -Josh
MOOOO! -Josh
God I hate bananas.....blech! -Josh
what'r'u-up2? -Josh's attempt at Internet 'lingo'
As a bastard I take personal offense on behalf of my creed -Josh
for a fruit they are just so plain......someone says..."Here...have some fruit." So you bite in expecting the sweet nectar of a peech or the hardy crunch of a juicy apple and what do you get...........to your (my) dismay....."Blech....it's just a stupid banana." -Josh
I tossed around the idea of unearthly crispositude.....but....y'know -Josh
I'm a cardboard cutout.....neglected by those gods in charge of distrubiting the usual glands and microscopic chemicals that make men men....and sheep......well nevermind -Josh
sorry......I've been having fun making as long-a-sentences as I can.......forgive....I'm sure it is just a phase...... -Josh
I have become like Mr. Rogers......it's overated.....sure you enjoy the worlds nicest mailman......but that annoying trolly starts to overtake all neural function so that in a Pavlovian fashion you begin to drool and even the faintest din of its approaching whistle.. -Josh
Oh...the smell of ass....I know the kind -Josh
....well I made it .....but it is no longer a full cup of coffee......(the greater part of it greases the top landing for its next unsuspecting pedestrian) -Josh
What the hell is punderful???!!!!! -Josh
I got a speeding ticket last night -Josh
Popemobile? -Josh
Eeek.......doesn't involve the transparent walls in the back .......and...........flesh...does it? -Josh
"take 3 turns in the popemobile and call me in the morning" -Josh
Well I said : Wow! It's very f__ing cold. Brrrr. -Josh
my god the mouth on you lately.....you actually filled in the blank -Josh
and anos without the wavy thing over the "n" means "anus" Oops! -Josh
but spanish f___ing doesn't count -Josh
BAD CHAIR ON WHEELS STAY PUT -Anonymous
I'm obsessed with bastards? -Josh
I think I might be a skitzo...Have you noticed different sides of me?...Sorry.....that was Justin talking -Josh
Hands off my conversation vile fiend -Josh
Is that a threat? -Josh
I relieve you from you obligation to support my fragile ego -Josh
CNN is the antichrist! -Azar
hello ducky, i'll live with that one forever. -Azar
the one i'm known for is "argh fuckin bisexuals wanna kill me! -Azar
happy hippies, never send me naked pics -Azar
get in contact with him, make a stew -Azar
SHEEP???????????? -Azar
yes.... make a hat out of erin's ego -Rory
a few years back i used to wear red leather everyday and get sweaty with another man -Azar
damn josh quotes, i demand he say something shit! -Azar
(wait a minute what are you doing there flat mouth boy?!) -Azar
hi i'm azar and i'm a porn baron -guess?
ooooh fake cucumbers bad on the teeth -Azar
picked up the karma sutra and shouted out 'no no no no this is all wrong!' -Azar
because the envelope says "sealed with a moo"? -Anonymous
god if men could get 'moist' i'd be like the inside of a watermelon by now -Azar
It is ________. -Josh
...If you read the quotes page.....mine are the ones with the fewest swears.... -Josh
(What a nutbar.) -Josh
Who was "Wah wah wah!"? -Josh
Wow...that was weird....were you trying to sound British? -Josh
Chees? -Josh
Hulo....welcome to Tru Value.....the exits are clearly marked to your left -Josh
Ooo....look at the pretty stucco..... -Josh
i delight in torturing the poor little caroling critters at work by pulling their caroling book over their snouts -Anonymous
what the hell's a thef loor?! -Josh
you don't like polka dots anyway i know -Anonymous
Can you wear them on your hand and use them as puppets.....Sexy puppets that smell like feet? -Josh
You felt it was time to liberate your ankles....burn your tube socks in rebellion of societies rigid standards -Josh
Brainstem? -Josh
Don't you love that "Q" ? -Josh
Yes....and how Fungiism has torn through the ranks rearing its ugly face as hundreds of common mushrooms are denied employment because of there failure to produce a buzz -Josh
Wow! I'm a weird bastard -Josh
Does the weight of all that precious metal make the top of your ear flap down and cover your neck, keeping you warm in the winter? -Josh
bed's have such large stalagmites in them -Dood
Big
fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em
And little fleas have lesser fleas,
and so ad infinitum -Dood
i'm gonna write a story about flanges -Dood
"Uh oh, well then, let's just forget this whole ugly episode and sit down to a nice tasty glass of war BLAAUUURRHHHG!!!!!" he shouted as flung the rectitudinal relanginator at Chrissy and ran -Dood
I am osulted and infended beyond any moral rectitude....What does rectitude mean? Oh, Stenson, will we ever know? -Dood
SIgh, Stenson Brioti, he's got a butt you could fold laundry on...Today at work I held on to the magical pencil sharpener, clicked my heels together 3 times and said "Stenson Brioti, Stenson Brioti, Stenson Brioti..." but alas, my prince did not arrive. -Dood
I just made up the whole Stenson brioti cuz i need a fuckin damn quote, you see? fuckin damn -Dood
I'm eating a fairy -Azar
...but one of em's a cartoon...? *scratch* -Josh
you insulted my socks -Anonymous
You can almost see the beer in my hand....Smokey who? -Josh
Only you can prevent Potatoe Gardens -Josh
i love my twat..my twat looks nice -Azar
who the fuck is helo and stop saying omg you wog -Dave
i want santa claus but that doesnt mean he exists now does it -Viv
Chrissy.....if there was a sign on your mind....it would say "Out. Come back later." -Josh
I hate the dancing cucumber -Josh
OOOooo.....LUMPY POCKET CHEESE!!!!!!! -Josh
u me and erin made such a great threesome in a friendway not nasty poodle way -Gavin
THERES ANOTHER COUNTRY IN MY EAR, THATS WAITIN TO BE DISCOVERED -Ruby
HEY, I CAN HEAR BIRDS N ITS LIKE 1.51AM -Ruby
HUNKY CHUNKY ALMONDS -Ruby
PROSAICALLY PROZAC -Ruby
DONT U DARE EVER DO THAT AGAIN, OR YOU'LL BE FRISKIN WITH THE DUCKS TONIGHT -Ruby
go out there and see if thats oprah -Viv
WHEN HE STOOD ON MY JINGLES I COULDVE CRIED- Viv
no false arm -Viv
Vivs the sheep fondler....and besides...they all say that I'm much better than her anyway -Josh
TABS SITTIN OVER THERE WITH A CHAIR IN HER HAIR AND IM JUST SO HEL-OH -Ruby
I ATE ONE TOO MANY FIZZY COLA BOTTLES AND NOW I FEEL LIKE A SPACE SHUTTLE -Ruby
AND IM LIKE BEEP BEEP IM SORRY BUT YOU WERE UNABLE TO CONNECT THE CALL TO MS RUBYA DUBYA WUD U LIKE A TAXI -Ruby
PENNY LANE AND MILKY DUCKS IN THE SKY I CAN SEE ALL THE HELO'S THAT ARE BY UR SIDE, DONT TRY TO FOOL ME CUZ I KNOW UR NOT REALLY HULO SO PENNY LANE HAS HELO TO OMG - -Ruby
HEULO HELP SHE DISGUISES THE SMELL WITH CHEAP PERFUME AND IT WRECKS THE HOUSE -Ruby
since when was i called oxen feet? -Oli (tEHE)
AGH HELP ME THEYRE SINGIN FOR HES A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW -Dave
Try new lymon flavored Spritz....it may not taste like 7 UP.....but it still comes from "Spot" -Josh
that's tEHE in Spanish...the J sounds like an H -Josh after typoing "tEHE" resulting in tEJE
like the corners of my mind....(where lie all the cobwebs and some chocolate frosting I threw up on the ceiling when I was a kid) (do ya think it's still good?) -Josh
Oh...help me I'm drowning in one liners....-Josh
....Chrissy has flooded my messanger....oh no look!! *TILT* -Josh
the psychadelic quacking dog gives em away every time -Josh
um.....so....one night.......she....um.....met a nice nightlight (you know...the kind with a motiion sensor built in) He was her Gothic Prince Night Light (Made in Taiwan) and together they ruled the Kingdom of Gothylvania forever and ever -Josh
and this "Dave" (having made the bunny ear/quote sign with both hands)....who does he think he is....that's probably not even his real name... -Josh
My dad came into the room and my plate of oatmeal pie was sitting here empty with my finger bandaid on it......he inquired about it and I ....snck.....I....."Oh my God!.....How did that get there!!!???......Yeuch!! Bleuch!!!! Hork!!!!!
some live in my nose cause there are lots of walnuts there -Josh
well, selective jiggling is encouraged...but unilateral jiggling....true, that's blindingly innapropriate -Kenneth
Why do all conversations end with the word "secretions"? -Kenneth
That which does not kill me encourages me. -Geoff
methinks "mild' is a reference to the one hand, still on the keyboard -Kenneth
I want a "I bought a t-shirt maker, and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" t-shirt -Kenneth
Usually when I'm down....I can see a lite at the end of the tunnel.....but this time that light is a rogue unmanned semi and it's headed right for me.....and the proof is in my use of internet lingo........Armageddon approacheth -Josh
I suppose paddleball is her co-star. -Josh