«welcome to the pound»
where the BAAAD Vegans dwell™
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ORGANIC CARROT!!!!! |
Shiny Eggplant |
Radioactive Cucumber |
alias: Mr. Rogers, Fred |
alias: Edgar |
alias: Chinaman |
Charges: fiendish attempt at world invasion through ingestion by the human species |
Charges: assult of old vegetables with fake credit cards |
Charges: haunting supermarkets & coupon-bearing widows |
Sentence: Indefinite solitary confinement!!! |
Sentence: 4-5 growing seasons |
Sentence: 80 hours of volunteer work |
Most powerful weapon: the use of persuasive brain-washing |
Most powerful weapon: big, softie eyes & innocent face |
Most powerful weapon: usurps all coupons in sight with its speed and radioactive shocks |
Note to readers: Any resemblence to them of the Pokémon species is purely in your head. Seek professional help if side effects occur, including: rabid ingestion of all baking soda within five feet, foaming at the mouth, glassy eyes from staring at a computer monitor and/or gameboy screen, loss of social life, ugly peeling of feet skin, excessive tufts of toe lint, body odor, etc.
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Leave the Pound
visitin hours are over!
