Where quality is not a question!™
Grab paper bag and make yourself cosy!
You're just in time for lunch! Please do have a gawk at our luncheon specials.
Sandwich (Charcoal Style) £6
Can O' Soup (Slightly Dented) £2
Sprig of Parsley £.50
Knife and Fork (Smoked In Grahamy's Special Sauce) £5.50
Rock-Hard Veggies (Made the way only Grahamy can do it!) £2.99
If you wish to have your utensils specially wrapped in a special Grahamy™ napkin, please add an additional £2.50 surcharge. Also, if you want clean utensils, add £3 to cover cleaning costs.
In accompaniment, try one of our delicious beverages:
Gloppy Milkshake £2.30
Prune Juice (Heavily Pulped) £3.25
Curdy Milk (Complete With Hand-Fashioned Toliet Paper Umbrella) £5
Glass O' Swamp Water (Microscopic Organisms Added At No Extra Cost!) £3.99
Not very hungry? Try one of our appetisers!
Partially Recycled French Fries £7
Cowpie Buffalo Wings (Made with Genuine Cow Dirt) £12
Newspaper Salad (Topped With Sourdough Dressing) £10.32
Birdseed Bread Sticks (With Zesty Pou-Pou Sauce For Dipping) £11.17
Don't Forget Dessert!
Upside-Down Pineapple Sand Cake (Saucy Kitty Accessories Included!) £22.95
Kipper Flavoured Ice Cream (Lint Sprinkles Are An Extra £5) £20.99
Imported Canadian Mousse (Antlers Still Attached!) Only £79.48 while supplies last!!!!
Lice Pudding JUST LIKE JELLO™ IT WIGGLES AND JIGGLES! IT'S ALIVE! £35.00 per 6 oz.
Rock-Hard Fruitcakes (Just Add Water!) £88.92
Place your orders today because when they're gone, they're gone!
»«Special thanks to Viv for helping with the pricing of the menu. Thanks Viv, ya LerK!»«
About the Chef
Grahamy's foods are scorched by loving flames (whetted with a bit of old-fashioned spittle) by our professional cook, Grahamy! Prosaically Prolix® is proud to host his fine restaurant dedicated to delivering quality in crisp, charcoaled platters to each and every customer.
Once you're full from your delicious, home-smoked meal, please remember to leave a tip to your attractive waitress before paying your bill! ;-)
Pay your bill and head on back to the main page for some post-meal entertainment!