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Your future appears dull and plain to the Omnipotent spuds..never fear though! If you are careful in all things, it looks as though, when you are middle-aged, you will have the opportunity to be kidnapped by a band of ruthless, hybrid, ladybugs and thereby be the first person ever to set foot on the planet which they call home. It is doubtful, however, whether you will ever return safely. The spuds cannot ascertain this as yet. Ask them again later.

Return with caution to the main page for more uproarious laughter, or go back to have your fortune retold by the all-knowing potatoes, if you so wish.