Xander: �What, there�s homework now? When did that happen?�
Buffy: �It�s all part of the glamorous world of vampire slaying.�
Cordelia: �People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like the time I sort of ran over this girl with my bike, and it was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she�s trying to make it all about HER leg! Like my pain meant nothing!�
Cordelia: �Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility, and I want you to know that I take it very seriously.� (In her May Queen speech)
Giles: �Do you know, I don�t recall ever seeing you here (in the library) before.�
Cordelia: �Oh, no, I have a life.�
Cordelia: �I am, of course, having my dress specially made. Off-the-rack gives me hives.�
Cordelia: �It�s awful to feel that lonely.�
Buffy: �Oh, so you�ve read something about that feeling?�
Cordelia: �Hey, you think I�m never lonesome �cause I�m so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely along. It�s not like any of them really know me. I don�t even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in the popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone�s so busy agreeing with me, they don�t hear a word I say.�
Buffy: �If you feel so alone, why do you work so hard at being popular?�
Cordelia: �Well, it beats being alone all by yourself.�
