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Quarter-staff� Buffy: �Giles, twentieth century. I�m not gonna be fighting Friar Tuck.� Giles: You never know with whom � or what � you may be fighting. And these traditions have been handed down through the ages. Now you show me good, steady progress with the quarterstaff and in due time we�ll discuss the crossbow.� Buffy demolishes him with quarterstaff. Giles (on the floor, breathing hard): Good, let�s move on the crossbow.�
Buffy: You know, I�m the Chosen One. It�s my job to fight guys like that. What�s your excuse?� Angel: �Somebody has to.�
Willow: �How is it you always know this stuff? You always know what�s going on. I never know what�s going on.� Giles: �Well, you weren�t here from midnight to six researching it.�
Buffy: �Mom, this is Mr. Giles.� Joyce: �The librarian from your school? What�s he doing here?� Giles: �I just came to pay my respects, wish you a speedy recovery.� Joyce: �Boy, the teachers really DO care in this town�� (in Joyce�s hospital room)
Xander: �Angel�s a vampire. You�re a Slayer. I think it�s obvious what you have to do.� |
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