TEACHER'S PET
�You were right all along, about everything�well, no, you weren�t right about your mother coming back as a Pekingese.� Giles  (Phone conversation with Carlyle)
Xander: �It�s funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.�

Giles: �The She-Mantis assumes the form of a beautiful woman and lures innocent virgins back to her nest.�
Buffy: �Well, Xander�s not a�I mean, he�s probably��
Willow: �Gonna die!�

Buffy: �We�re talking full-on EXORCIST twist� (describing Ms. French�s head twisting all the way around)

Xander: �Oh, this is fun. We�re on Munster Island.�
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