Buffy: ��the strength and skill to hunt the vampires, to stop the spread of evil, blah, blah. I�ve heard it, okay?�
Giles: �Dig a bit into the history of this place and you�ll find there�s been a steady stream of fairly odd occurrences. I believe this area is a center of mystical energy. Things graviate toward it that you might not find elsewhere.�
Buffy: �Like death?�
Giles: �Like werewolves. Zombies. Succubi. Incubi. Everything you ever dreaded was under your bed and told yourself couldn�t be by the light of day. They�re all real.�
Buffy: �What, did you send away for the Time-Life series?�
Giles: �Uh, yes.�
Buffy: �Did you get the free phone?�
Giles: �The calendar.�
Giles: �Can you tell me if there�s a vampire in this building?�
Buffy: �Maybe?�
Giles: �You should know! Even through this mass and this din you should be able to sense them. Try reach out with your mind. You have to hone your senses, focus until the energy washes over you, till you can feel every particle of��
Buffy: �There�s one.�
Giles: �What? Where?�
Buffy: �Down there. Talking to that girl.�
Giles: �But you don�t know��
Buffy: �Oh please. Look at his jacket. He�s got the sleeves rolled up. And the shirt�deal with that outfit for a moment.�
Giles: �It�s dated?�
Buffy: �It�s carbon-dated! Trust me: only someone who�s been living underground for ten years would think that was the look.�
Buffy: �Well, it�s the weirdest thing. He�s got two little holes in his neck and all his blood�s been drained. Isn�t that bizarre? Aren�t you just going �Oooh�?�
Buffy: �Now, we can do this the hard way, or�well, actually, there�s just the hard way.�
Cordelia to Buffy: �God, what is your childhood trauma?�
Cordelia: �Excuse me, I have to call everyone I ever met right now.� (Welcome To The Hellmouth � Cordy reveling in Buffy�s bizarreness)
Joyce to Buffy: �Try not to get kicked out.�
