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Kristen and Tay�s so-called wisdom By guest reporter Kristen and evil editor Tay *We are not good at writing wisdom. *Not many people can spell. *Athena was the only smart god. *To sound smart write in fancy writing and use big words from the dictionary that you don�t understand and write all wisdom beginning with �to avoid�. *To avoid having to do theory homework that your piano teacher sets you, �lose� your theory book when it �accidentally� falls behind the piano and no one is home to move it for you as you are �weak� or so you cunningly say. *If you have a forgetful teacher: to avoid handing in assignments at the end of the term say you �left it� at home. Unfortunately she or he may have a better memory than you thought. The solution to this is to leave the country and live in an overseas 24/7 supermarket. You may need to busk for money, or, if you have no talent, beg. *Always make sure that the top of you chimney thing has not fallen off. Otherwise birds may fly down and get trapped and die. That is bad. |
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