Our winner this week - Dumbknee, from Tennessee �One day I was sitting with my friends and my knee started to itch. I tried to make my scratching seem less noticeable, but I was trying too hard to look cool and... I scratched the wrong knee!! I was mortified. I told my friends and they all laughed. But my friend Julie thought I said my bum itched and said "God, you're a dumbass". So I corrected her, "Silly Julie, that was my knee". We all laughed at Julie's mistake and that's how I earned my nickname.� -Dumbknee |