| Cosmic Strip: A monthly analysis of the stars June 21-July 21 2001 constructed by Sarah The planets are still in retrograde my children. For many of us, this means open wallets, intoxication, hoisted skirts, and widening asses. The best solution is to choose one vice and stick with it. Some of you are highly enjoying yourselves, it is summer. However, what we don�t immediately see is quite possibly there, so be careful. I�m talking about your health people! Oh well, have fun. Aries:(March 21-April 21) This month is interesting for you in matters of your social life. Your life is kind of debaucherous right now, but isn�t that the way you like it? Your sexual prowess couldn�t be better, but don�t get any unruly ideas. Also, your wallet is being drained, figure out why if you want to solve the problem. You are going through a self-righteous phase in your life right now, but after the 13th, someone will call you out on it. Careful about those extra calories, it is swimsuit season. Taurus:(April 21-May 21) Hey Taurus, it looks like your finally pulling yourself together. You�ll be doing some traveling through July 6. This might be a good time to find romance. For once in your life, you are letting your emotions rule. This is different, but right now in a bad way. For one, don�t be suckered into substance abuse. It will be the decline of your health. Not to mention an aid to your lazy behavior this month. Gemini:(May 21-June 21) Money, money, money. You are gonna get alot this month, it will all slide through your hands though. Your having fun traveling, so enjoy. After the 13th, you may not be so fortunate in attaining money, that doesn�t mean you won�t stop spending. If you wanna save your dough, stop trying to impress the boy or girl of your fantasy. Cancer:(June 21-July 21) Happy Birthday Cancer! Wellity, Wellity, it seems you�ve grown a backbone. Good for you, just don�t get too cocky. After the 13th, you�ll enjoy being the life of the party. Not to mention your incredible luck matched only by your optimism. Take a pleasure trip this month. Leo:(July 21-August 21) You�re feeling particularly randy this month Leo. Your passions for life are taking hold. Look out, you might actually enjoy something, if you ever got off your arse and quit worrying about things you can�t control. And I don�t want to hear one more cry of self pity from you. Virgo:(August 21-September 21) Your social life is fantastic, with possible love interests, at least till the 6th. You are feeling lazy and submissive to your id. If you indulge to much you will form a problem. You don�t want people to think you�re too much of a spaz. Do not form unhealthy obsessions from too much sex, drugs, and the rest. Libra:(September 21-October 21) This month bodes well in the realm of making money, but keeping it is another story. After the 13th, money comes from your social life, that doesn�t mean you have to be so superficial. It�s hard for you right now to find happiness in your surroundings which will lead to laziness. Stop being a quivering piece of flesh. After the 6th your self indulgence may lead to infidelities. Scorpio:(October 21-November 21) You�re full of pith and vinegar this month. Socially, your life is at a peak, especially after the 6th. As usual, your emotions are unleashed about romantic matters. You like everyone else is feeling particularly lazy and dissatisfied. So watch out for what causes or what you think remedies the situation. Sagittarius:(November 21-December 21) Whoa! Sagittarius. Oh my! I�ve never seen you so sexually oriented. But if I see you shell out one more dollar to �get some,�.... Anyway, it�s one thing to treat, it�s another to be used. Especially since money is tight and your wallet isn�t. Keep it closed! Watch out for those slugs after the 13th. However, don�t confuse frugal with stingy. Capricorn:(December 21-January 21) Now is the perfect time to write or communicate. This includes areas such as love where you have the potential to be one smooth talker to the honeys. Well, at least till the 6th. After that, your powers of persuasion resume normality. You do however have a tendency to be self involved this month. At least you�re not lazy. Aquarius:(January 21-February 21) Well nice of you to join the rest of us money burners. Lucky for you, money is actually coming in as well as going out. Although, you also feel as lazy as the rest of us, and we all seem to be on a binge of some sort. Your love life looks better after the 6th, stay hopeful. Pisces:(February 21-March 21) Wow! You have immense presence this month. Some of it is false diplomacy, don�t be too head strong and cock sure (or is it the other way around?). After the 13th, your social life takes precedence. However, your wallet is already getting smaller by the 6th. Are you ready to develop some unhealthy obsessions? back to july's table of contents |