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| Ladies and Gentelman... Professor Cool |
| That's Right, i put the PRO in Prongi. I am the only reason why your hear, you might say I'm full of myself, but hell it's better than being empty, RIGHT LADIES (No thank you M'am I'm taken). I pretty much make the site, because even though Rongi is a "Robit" he can't compute shit. He makes a great furiture piece, and a decent toaster. I come from Chicago, and live on top of the Sears Tower in my underware, with a lawn chair and a "small" laser device. Actually, I work at a videostore, live in a shitty apartment, and I am just a tall, dumb, and tired Irish guy. But I digress.. |
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| Guest Writer! El Perfecto Suspecto Narrated by Professor Cool |
| Perfecto Suspecto is a happless nomad, who roams the internet look for a good laugh, or fine pronography. (Both do not exist in the Internet, but he is persistent.) |
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| Pfft. Keep dreaming your human dreams, Professor UNCool (I do beleive I made an lol). I am Rongi, so I guess I put the "NGI" in "PRONGI". I was accidently built with a rapier wit and a sense of humor vaster then any ocean. So, they threw me out, since I was only built to make other robits. Professor Cool bought me at a yard sale and well...here I am, writing for a shitty geocities site. So is life... |