In the beginning there was Jack and Jack had a groove.
And from this groove came the groove of all grooves.
And one day while viciously throwing down his box.
Jack bawled and decleared:"Let there be house."
And house music was born.I am,you see,
I am the creator and this is my house.
And in my house there is only house music.
But I am not selfish,
because once you enter my house it then becomes our house and our house music.
House music is the uncontrollable desire to jack your body....