He arrived at the address in the ad -- a large office building which was undergoing major reconstruction, with heavy machinery all over. After some asking around about the job, he was pointed to a shed nearby. He knocked on the door and entered, finding a white dragon wearing a business suit sitting behind a desk.
"Hello, there," he said to Fritz, "you must be here about the ad in the paper for our environmental waste officer?"
"That's right, sir," he said. "My name is Fritz."
"Fritz, please, come in, have a seat!" the dragon said with a smile. Fritz nodded in gratitude, and entered the shed, closing the door behind him. He sat down at the chair in front of the desk. "The ad said there was minimal experience required, so I was just wondering if you offered training or anything?"
"Of course, of course, but don't worry about the details of the job just yet," the dragon said. "Even if you do get the job, you wouldn't be starting for a while. As you saw, our building is undergoing renovations, and you probably wouldn't have to start for at least a week."
With that, the dragon began to interview Fritz. It was a basic interview; personal information, previous work experience, the usual questions. After a while, the dragon nodded.
"Well, Fritz, I do believe we just may have our new environmental waste officer. But I do have one final question for you, probably the most important of all." Fritz swallowed hard, nervously hoping he wouldn't blow his chance now. "Do you like to drink?" the dragon asked with a grin. Fritz grinned back; he loved to go out on weekends with his friends to bars and drink the night away.
"I love to," Fritz answered excitedly. The dragon laughed.
"Excellent! Then I believe you have the job, Fritz! I've got your phone number and address; we'll get in contact with you when you when we're ready for you to start! Look forward to it in about seven days."
"I will, thank you, sir!" Fritz said excitedly as he stood up, heading out and heading home.
About three nights later, Fritz was sound asleep in his bed. He had a long day, and was looking forward to starting his new job soon. If Fritz weren't such a heavy sleeper, though, he would have heard his front door open and loud footsteps that made no attempt to be quiet whatsoever appproaching his room. He only barely began to wake up as two large, muscular green lizards walked into his room, their work boots clomping loudly against his hardwood floor. He opened his eyes and sat up, trying to look around, seeing only blurs before one of the lizards picked Fritz up, throwing him into a makeshift bag the other lizard had made from Fritz's heavy top cover from his bed. Fritz, now awake and suddenly plunged into darkness, began to kick and scream, his cries muffled through the cover, as the lizards carried him back out to a large company van parked in the street. One lizard climbed in the back with the "bag" and Fritz while the other got into the driver's seat, driving off. The lizard with Fritz opened the bag, but before Fritz had a chance to get his bearings and see what was going on, a chloroform-soaked rag was held over his muzzle, plunging him into unconsciousness. As Fritz's body fell limp, the lizard wasted no time tossing the cover into the back seat of the van, out of his way, and began to use a battery-powered electric shaver to begin to shave away all of Fritz's fur. It took a while, but after about 20 minutes, the lizard sat with the now furless Fritz in the back of the van as it pulled up to its destination: the under-construction office building where Fritz applied for the job three days ago.
After parking the van, the lizards carried the still-unconscious Fritz into the building, carrying him to one of the bathrooms which was being built. This particular bathroom was almost completed, except for one final wall where a urinal was marked to go, which was only half done. One lizard walked behind the wall and began to work on hooking up two tiny black-and-white television monitors to electrical wires running behind the half-finished wall. While he worked on that, the other lizard laid Fritz on the floor, beginning to prepare him for his new job. He took a nearby bag, first taking out a catheter and a small tube. After inserting the catheter into Fritz's penis, he used a small dab of the liquid in the tube -- crazy glue -- where the catheter met the tip of Fritz's cock, permanently sealing it in place. The next implement was a moderately sized rubber buttplug, also coated in crazy glue and inserted into Fritz's tailhole, permanently gluing it inside of him. He next proceeded to glue Fritz's nostrils closed. The final piece was an inflatable tube gag. The lizard opened Fritz's muzzle, shoving it inside so the majority of the tube hung outside of Fritz's mouth. He coated the inflatable part with crazy glue, and inflated it so that it filled Fritz's muzzle, taking another tube, this one full of quick-setting crazy glue gel, filling in the empty space in Fritz's muzzle, sealing the tube gag in place, creating an airtight seal with the tube as the only opening.
By this time, Fritz began to come to. It didn't take him long to feel the various additions inside of him, and Fritz tried to scream, but only a muffled "mmph!" escaped through the gel. He immediately began to pull at the tube in his mouth, but quickly found it didn't budge an inch. The lizard pulled Fritz's arms to his side, and Fritz struggled, trying to get his arms free to hit the lizard. Instead, the lizard suddenly picked Fritz up and in one quick motion wrapped one of his powerful arms around Fritz, keeping him from getting his arms free, and grabbed a large, thick, clear plastic bag with his other. He pulled the opening of the bag down over Fritz's head, and quickly stuffed him into the bag, tying off the bottom. Fritz began to struggle, but the bag was quite thick and held him tightly. The lizard cleared his throat.
"I suggest you stop struggling," the lizard said loudly in a deep, gruff voice. "You have limited air in there, and I won't cut any airholes until after I say what I have to say and you calm down." Fritz, frightened by this, immediately stopped struggling, trying to breathe slowly to conserve air. The lizard nodded. "That's better. Now, we're almost finished preparing you for your new office as an environmental waste officer. This particular bathroom was finished much earlier than anticipated, so you've been called into work earlier. Welcome to the staff, and we look forward to working with you. We'll be your maintenance crew for the remainder of your stay here. So hello." With that, the lizard untied the end of the bag, letting some fresh air into the bag, then used crazy glue to seal the bag closed. Next, the lizard used scissors to cut a tiny hole in the bag and pulled Fritz's mouth tube through allowing Fritz to breathe easily, sealing the bag to the tube with glue to keep the inside of the bag airtight. He repeated the process for Fritz's catheter, making a small hole, pulling the tube out, and gluing the bag to the tube. He cut one final hole in the top corner of the bag, then wheeled up a small device -- a shop vacuum. He attached the vacuum's hose to the final hole and turned the unit on, sucking all the air out of the bag, sealing Fritz's inside. Fritz, feeling the bag draw up around him, began to panic, but found he couldn't even move a muscle, only squirm slightly. When all the air was drawn from inside the bag, the lizard carefully held the corner of the bag with one hand against the floor to keep the seal intact, carefully gluing the seam closed to create a perfectly air-tight seal. With that completed, he walked over behind the wall to assist the other lizard, leaving the helpless Fritz to squirm and moan, trapped.
The lizards finished hooking up the black-and-white monitors, and flipped them on to test them. The monitors worked perfectly, and were hooked up to two security cameras in the bathroom. Satisfied, the lizard who took care of Fritz earlier began to prepare some hoses and tubes behind the wall, while the second lizard took a urinal and began to attach it to the wall. With the tubes and hoses in place, the first lizard went back over to Fritz, picking him up and bringing him back behind the wall, laying him down so that he was looking up at the monitors. The lizard glued the bag to the floor; no matter how much Fritz struggled and squirmed, he couldn't move at all now. He next took the outflow valve of the urinal the second lizard was currently installing, and attached it to Fritz's mouth tube. He could still breathe easily, but only as long as the urinal was not being flushed. The lizard took the catheter tube, and hooked it up to a large containment unit. He also took a small device, hooking it up to the urinal's drainage valve, and fastened the other end onto Fritz's cock (through the bag containing him). With Fritz ready, the first lizard helped the second lizard get the urinal in place. Within ten minutes, it was all hooked up and ready to go. The first lizard decided to give the setup a test-run, and placed a urinal cake in the urinal. This particular one, though, was made from dehydrated, compressed minerals and nutrients, which would keep Fritz from having to eat and ensuring any waste coming out of him would just be liquid. He unzipped his fly, and whipped out his cock, pissing into the urinal. Fritz could see everything going on from the monitors behind the wall, and with the vacuum-sealed bag glued in place, he couldn't even turn his head to look away. The lizard, finished, flushed the urinal, and a minimal amount of water flowed into the bowl as it drained down the tube and into Fritz's muzzle. The sensor, detecting water flowing through the urinal's pipes, began to vibrate for about 30 seconds, stimulating Fritz. The urine flowed through the tube and into Fritz's mouth. With no other choice, Fritz was forced to swallow it, able to breathe again once he did. The lizards nodded, satisfied with their work. With that, they began to work on laying bricks and finishing the wall, leaving Fritz to his permanent position as the new environmental waste officer of the building...