- Wife JOKES -
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
What's the matter, you look depressed." I'm having trouble with my wife. What happened? She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."
- English Destroyed -
Teachers' English In Class : |
� Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. |
� Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in. |
� Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half. |
� Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outside |
� Both of you three, get out of the class. |
� Close the doors of the window. |
� Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver. |
� Take 5 cm wire of any length. |
� I have two daughters both of them are girls At the play ground. |
� All of you, stand in a straight circle |
� There is no wind in the balloon |
Punishment : |
You, rotate the ground four times. |
You, go and under-stand the tree. |
You three of you, stand together separately. |
Why you are late - say YES or NO. |