Man in the Moon
The man in the moon lived alone in a box. It wasn’t a big box, it wasn’t a small box, it wasn’t a red box, it wasn’t a brown box, it wasn’t a thin box, it wasn’t a thick box, it wasn’t a box in the moon, it wasn’t a box in a shoe, it wasn’t a box with any relation what-so-ever to the moon, it wasn’t a super box, it wasn’t a duper box, it wasn’t a cool box, it wasn’t a round box, it wasn’t a square box, it was a box full of boxes.
These boxes weren’t big boxes, small boxes, red boxes brown boxes, thin boxes, thick boxes, boxes in the moon, boxes in shoes, boxes with any relation what-so-ever to the moon, super boxes, duper boxes, cool boxes, round boxes, or square boxes.
They were just big, small, red, brown, thin, thick, in the moon, in a shoe, without any relation what-so-ever to the moon, super, duper, cool, round and square.
So in other words, they aren’t boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, boxes, or boxes.
And now for those that just skipped ahead to the end…
And that’s how the man in the moon saved the world from total annihilation.