1. Gay people.
2. Tommy Hillfiger, fuck that it's spelled wrong.
3. People who are willing to wait in line at a fast food joint that loops around the building 3 fucking times to get a small order of fries.
4. Babies.
5. Myspace.
6. Arabian people.
7. French people.
8. Family Guy.
9. Sony Playstation 2, Xbox is your religion bitch.
10. Skipping CDs.
11. Ignorant people.
12. Mentaly Disabled People (Retards)-(Mainly because people feel so sorry for them.)
13. "School Spirit"
14. The fact that "It's cool to be black these days."
15. Age Limits.
16. Spilled Drinks.
17. People who think you are their friend.
18. Chronic Liars.
19. Conservationists.
20. Muslims.
21. Flash Banner Ads with that bullshit "LIEK NOKK OWT OSAMA N YU WIN LIEK 12 JILLION DOLLARS."
22. Women in favor of prohibition.
23. Women who lead you on then kick you in the face at the last minute.
24. Women in general.
25. Feminists.
26. See #1.
27. Non-working Fingernail Clippers.
28. Caution Freaks.
29. Dumbasses who think they know everything.
30. People who look up to you.
31. The Media.
32. Jewish Media.
33. Rednecks.
34. Hicks (Not redundant, there's a difference.)
35. Fear Factor.
36. Mexican Americans.
37. Our piece-of-shit excuse for a border patrol.
38. People who think Grand Theft Auto is bad for the new generation.
39. "Good" teachers who think you need a 20 page essay every day to become smart.
40. Teachers who want you to bring a box of Kleenex FOR A GRADE.
41. Teachers in general.
42. Fat old handicapped men who sit in their gay redneck trucks waiting for their gay cheating daughter mentioned in 23.
43. Parents who think keeping you isolated from your peers will keep you away from drugs.
44. Jackasses like the guy who is messaging me now who falls into 17, 18 and 30.
45. People obsessed with Blue Collar Comedy tour, also like the guy mentioned above.
46. Genius teachers who want you to write an essay including the entire accumulated knowledge of the human race.
47. Drinks that spew when you thump them.
48. Cold pizza.
49. When people point at you while talking to each other.
50. People who are always pretending to be happy. Would my foot up your ass make you happy?
51. Hip-hop/Rap.
52. People who think rappers can sing, it's just fast talking.
53. People who say otherwise. ^
54. When I beat the above mentioned's ass. Doesn't really suck, it's actually great. Just thought I'd add it.
55. People who faint at the sight of blood.
56. When I laugh at the sight of their blood. ^ (Once again, doesn't suck, but makes me think I'm insane. YES.)
57. People who don't fear The Big Hammer.
58. The fact that you might be right now saying "What the hell is The Big Hammer?"
59. The fact that I have to explain that The Big Hammer is my 16lb stainless steel and polished oak sledghammer I kill people with.
60. High-School Drama Queens.
61. Jocks.
62. Ignorant jocks. Was that redundant?
63. Preps.
64. Niggers.
65. Pretty much every other social group.
66. Oriental people.
67. People who "want to be just like me".
68. People who would kill to be popular.
69. People who buy a pair of $90 jeans to be accepted.
70. Old people.
70. Defective equipment.
71. Propoganda.
72. Nationalists. Old America kicked ass. Now it sucks the shit. We'll miss you, First Admendment.
73. Anybody who lives in Asia.
74. Anybody who would want to live in Asia.
75. Unnoticed typos.
76. People who are against littering. The paper will decompose and help your fucking plants grow, bish.
77. Genetically modified foods. I'll pass on the extra pair of arms coming out of my face.
78. Women who shave their head.
79. Oh wait, see #24.
80. Constipation.
81. When you blow $150 on a graphics card only to find it doesn't work.
82. See #1.
83. Geometry.
84. Knowing things that won't help you. I need room in my brain for more important things.
85. Young children.
86. Dishes that are supposed to be clean, but yet they aren't.
87. Potatoes with fungus growing on them.
88. Sunshine. Rain kicks your mom's ass, tree huggers.
89. Tree huggers.
90. Dead ass batteries, fucking digital camera...
By the way, if you hate me and are going to kill me if you ever meet me in real life, I really couldn't give shit for shit. It's not going to have any negative impact on my life and you'll probably end up killing yourself because you want nothing other than for society to accept you.
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