| Tori’s Jokes- Not for the easily offended |
An American submarine was patrolling the water border when a radio when off the crew fixed it and waited for the transmission to come back when it did the crew heard "This is the Canadians Change your course to avoid collision" The Americans replied "No, You change your course to avoid collision!" the Canadians reply "No, you don't-" and were cut off by the Americans who said "We are armed with torpedoes nukes and destroyers YOU change your course" then there was silence the Canadians replied "This is the Canadian Lighthouse It's Your Call!"
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As was their habit, Mary and Mike made love every night exactly at 9:20. Even when Mary came down with the flu, they didn’t break their tradition; the doctor gave her an antibiotic that killed all but three of the germs.
Hiding from the medicine one germ said, “Listen, I am going to hide in her eyelashes.
The antibiotics won’t think to look for me there.” “Me?” said the second. “I’m heading for her ear. I’ll bury myself in wax and they’ll never find me.”
The third virus shook its head. “You go where you want, fellows, but when that ol’9: 20 pulls out, yours truly will be on it!”