Well my friends. Everything went wrong. First we went bowling, I kicked her ass at it. Not a good thing. Secondly after bowling getting into my friends car to go to a restaurant she went to go grab her purse while I was putting my seatbelt on and I kneed her in the face by accident. On the way there she put her hand on my leg and I sneezed all over it...Oi! Soon after we are at the restaurant and I go to open my door and I accidently elbow her in the boob. Could it get any worse? Of course it can! :) We were eating and she went to go kiss me but because I wasn't too comforable about that shit I backed away and I accidently spillered her drink all over her.
A: Not wanted to kiss her offended her
B: Spilling shit on her pissed her off.
Well she called the next day and was cussing at me so I hung up the phone and she even called the day after but since the advent of ID caller I haven't had to deal with her yet!
---Chris---