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1. When some one says "I think we should be friends", It means -
I know a hotter guy (or girl as case may be) who is so totally checking me out.
OR. haha your not good enough for me.
2. "Would you like fries with that." - Do you want me to piss on your soul through the food you may happen
to consume at this particular fast food restaurant.
3. "Something came up" - I was to busy screwing off fuck you and stop asking questions.
4. "We need to talk" - Your fucked
5. "You are my best friend" - Your fucked
6. "*insert name*, (the pause is important) I need to tell you something" - Your fucked
7. "We only fooled around" - Anal
8. "We were close friends" - Person became to shitfaced to like
9. "Of course I trust you" - when I can see you
10. "May cause cancer" - only if you believe it will
11. " Do not attempt at home" - Do not sue us for your own dumbass shitfaced decisions.
12. "This product may cause damage to your eye" - If your dumb enough to put it near your eye.
13. "No hunting" - Don�t get caught
14. "Trespassers will be shot" - Carry Ammo to return fire
15. "Use at your own risk" - I�m to much of a pussy to use it myself
16. "Maybe" - Your fucked
17. "I�m bored" - Your gay stop talking to me
18. "Call me" - Plz dont notice i never gave you my number
19. "Ive been busy." - With other men
20. "Your not what im looking for" - I want alot of dick and sperm everywhere
21. "Im not shallow" - Im too incredibly stupid to realize what shallow is and the fact all my boyfriends
happend to be hot preppy bastards is just coincidence in my mind.
22. " Have fun" - stay out late so you dont catch me having sex with every guy in this area code
23. "Lifetime Warranty" - Do you feel lucky punk?
24. "May cause severe burns" - Will defiantly cause severe burns if your that stupid to get it near you.
25. "Its ok I still love you" - Your fucked
26. "I like him as a friend" - I really do want his body but I don�t want to sound like a jackass if he don�t
like me
27. "May Cause Rash" - Keep away from your balls
28. "Parental Advisory" - Lots of the word fuck
29. "NC-17" - whip out the lubrication
30. "Ive been thinking" Sometimes followed by "We need to talk" or prefixed by "We need to talk". - She hasnt been thinking enough.. Oh and obviously your fucked