Here are many reasons why:
1. She can't keep her car working for more than a week.
2. Her glasses look like a butterfly is trying to take a fat shit on her nose.
3. Her forehead is more reflective than her car.
4. She is fascinated by sailor moon.
5. She listens to techno.
6. Her eyebrows move independently from any emotions she may have.
7. She's 18 and still has never had a boyfriend or any drug experiences.
8. Her defination of bad ass is Avril Laviegne
9. She's 18 and still calls for mom and dad when I'm pissing her off.
10. Her definition of extreme is band camp... *shudders*
11. She talks like a 5th grader
12. She trips over anything.
13. Everytime somethings breaks I have to fix it cause she can't do jack shit.
14. She's weak so I have to carry all the heavy shit.
15. She doesn't take care of her cat.
16. She takes mom's brand new Honda Civic and uses her gas and makes mom pay her college tuition and taxes and heath insurance and such BUT she won't loan mom $35.
17. My sister has anal warts. Yes she has anal warts.
18. She uses profanity THINKING that she's so awesome and that is' sooo offensively funny but it just makes her sound like a stupid piece of shit. She is horrible at cussing.
19. She has an awesome bed but takes the remote turns on the t.v. and sleeps in a chair.