2. Your paintball gun costs more than your car.
3. You've shot at road signs on the way to the field
4. You've given your paintball gun a name.
5. Your 3 kids share 2 pairs of shoes but you have 4 barrels for your auto cocker
6. You have a Hi-Vix sight on your fishing rod
7. You've ever tried to drain the air from your tire to fill your tank.
8. You've ever got in a fist fight over who has the better gun.
9. You use "Armor All" to oil your paintball gun
10. Your team is sponsored by a beer company.
11. The foam in your gun case has a spot cut out for your can of beer.
12. You've ever tried to fill your tank off of a gas station air compressor.
13. You have paintballs as old as your wife.
14. You cut a hole in your mask so you wouldn't get tobacco spit in it.
15. Your children run around barefoot at your tournaments.
16. Your goggles are missing the lens.
17. Your front yard is a speedball field.
18. You've stolen skids and shopping carts from stores to build your speedball fiend.
19. You own a JT belt buckle and wear it.
20. You've ever financed an air fill.
21. You have more paintball guns than teeth.
22. Your first rule of dating is "Never bunker the chick on the first date"
23. You think the American Revolution is the greatest hopper ever made.
24. You put x-mas gifts in paintball boxes and wrap them.
25. If any part of your house is camouflaged
26. You think interior design should include painball splats.
27. Your idea of chrono is shooting through cardboard
28. You get a tattoo of an automag on your back.
29. You put more oil in your gun than your car.
30. You think the term "fallen angel" means someone dropped their gun.
31. You use 0-rings to old your daughter's pony tails.
32. You punish your kids by taking their talons and saying I'll give ya 3 steps!
33. You went to a nursery and asked for a drop forward cradle for your angel air.
34. You have an autographed poster of the "Bruizer Girl"
35. You've ever had to spit out your chwing tobacco to yell "I'm hit!"