In the early 90's I fled to Canada to avoid being drafted into the KISS army. I came back to the states in 1998 when I began my elustrious political career, but I always felt that I owed something to rock n' roll. Luckily one day the dashing Commander McVandal came bursting into my office. I nearly tore the fantasy novel I was reading in half I was so excited. He gave me an offer I couldn't refuse, a chance to rock it with with a team of super scientists. He also needed me to obtain federal funding and diplomatic immunity. My life has never been the same...