After being dismissed from a secret government agency, I moved to beautiful California where I started a Sea Monkey breeding facility. Just as I was beginning to re-adjust to everyday life I got a call from our President, Richard 'Dick' Nixon. Because of my astounding resume (which included being 'more dashing' than agent Mulder yet 'more dangerous' than that bald chick from Alien 3) the government had chosen me to lead a team of super scientists code-named PROJECT ATOMIC. The End...