(Looks around... runs and ducks past another blast...) Oh yeah... join the SGC... (flattens against a wall as a glider flies overhead) meet new and exciting people... (grunts as he sprints forward, firing at a small group of Jaffa, finishing them off with a frag [fragmentation grenade]) visit exotic (spits out some dirt that had gotten into his mouth)...places... (from a body of a Jaffa, a tan flash moves towards him... half turning he fires, tearing apart a Goa�uld) but... but they never said anything (seeing his team running to an activated Stargate, he stopped momentarily turned around firing, ducking under an energy bolt he sprints towards the metallic liquid light)... never said anything about parasitic worms trying to conquer...(jumps through the gate, landing hard and
unceremonious onto the grate of the ramp, gritting his teeth as he rolls to his side weapon ready) the entire universe... (the gate was soon off with shield in place... he finished speaking softly to himself) we need to get this ramp covered with padding... (standing up he saw the General walk into the room)
"How did it go Colonel?"
"About normal General... we went, we met, got shot at and back in the nick of time..."
The General shook his head. "I hope your report says more than that." The General walked away from the soldier who shrugged.
"Had trees... and the dirt tasted about the same as Earth's"
--Larry