Now enjoy the words from his own SEXY and BEAUTIFUL mouth!!
"The truth is I'm hypoglycemic. If I have sugar, I go nuts. But as soon as I get off that sugar high, I crash big time."
"Britney Spears is coming! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! shh shh act normal act normal!"
"All right, who took that 20 bucks from my pants pocket? I fell asleep on the plane and I woke up and there was 20 bucks missing and ya'll were grinning. I don't know who it was."
"We keep our friends close and we keep our underwear closer" On the AOL Interview.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait...What concert was that? Third row? Is she the one with the head? Yeah, I remember her."
"I ate some roadside food that I felt in my system for an entire week, It was almost the end of Chris Kirkpatrick as we know him!"
"Brunettes." (His hair color choice..."That be me! SCORE!!!!"
"I'm just glad I grew into my ears, I think. Cuz when I was little I could catch a breeze and I'd be GONE!"
"YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL! YEAH! You know what's gonna happen don't you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids they're gonna be throwing Cookie crisps on stage, I can feel it!"
"Our next outfit will have the buns cut out of it "
"I love wearing Lance's underwear. It's rather spacious"
"We wanna say hi to our special guests from Holland: HI GIRLS!!" Chris, FTG Tour Oct. 97
"We've got fans here from the Netherlands out there actually. And they know who they are! They've been to like shows, they've flown over to the States to see us and when we were in Germany last year, they flew over there too. They're real real loyal fans, real good to us and with support like that you can't go wrong!" Chris on TMF June 1999
"Joey loves his blow up... er, never mind!"
"My biggest musical influence I'd have to say, was the rest of the band. I know how hard they work and their reasons for doing it. I just think they're incredible."
"No matter what they say, I'm the leader of the group." On PopOdyssey.
"Basically, whatever I say goes. I'm the oldest, I'm the wisest, I'm the most intelligent of the group. I have a college degree and nobody else in the group has one and basically everyone listen to me"-Chris Kirkpatrick-joking!.
"What we do is, we're pop music-we don't put ourselves in any categories like R&B or anything else. We're pop music, we're popular music that peoplelike to listen to. So we wanted to go out and find a pop band or a pop group -pop anything- and all of those people we were talking about (to open for us) are very pop. Ginuwine is very pop. A lot of the stuff he does is very popular- it's for average people to listen to and enjoy. That's who we make music for and I think it's great when you see pop music being such a net. It's just everywhere. There are all sorts of areas that pop music goes to. There are country artists that are now popstars with their country ballads or their country songs. I think we just wanted to prove that fact and say we are artists for our fans, not in specific genre other than pop". POP STAR Magazine.
"Who threw a bag of peanuts at me? You better behave!" On the Alamodome.
"You can be nobody one day, and be a big star the next day, and be a nobody the day after that!"
Talking about a good Childhood Memory: "I got a football suit when I was about two. I had the helmet, the shoulder pads and everything. I loved it."
"We always check behind us when we drive off, to make sure nobody is lying dead in the street."
"Backstreet who?"
"I have two words: Michigan State!"
"Ooooh!! Somebody's bitter!!"
"Question: Has your mom seen your hair yet? Chris: Yeah, she's pretty embarrassed... My grandma carries scissors around with her everywhere!"
"Everyone turns into their first concert, I think. 'Cause mine was Weird Al Yankovic."
"Can you see me past JC's hair? Look, I'm over here! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo!"
"Bruce Lee thats MY MAN!! "
"We're sorry we suck!"
"Actually, Lance & I have to sit on opposite ends of the couch cause we cat fight."
"This doesn't work, this fell apart. It only takes you an hour to get your arm through each and every one of these little funny things.." McDonald's Video
"Those darn Backstreet Boys! WOW! They're ugly, too bad they weren't as sexy as me!"
"When we were roughin' it back in the day, we would all have to share a hotel room and being in close quarters all the time, sometimes we drove ourselves crazy and one time we were goofin' off and we threw Lance right into the wall and we had to pay for it and well Johnny wasn't too happy about that one!"
"We're not N'Stink, we're N'SUCK! Get it right!"
"As annoying as we are, we're still going to be there!"
"He's a fashion victim. When we first got together, he was just a little tacky. Now it's full-blown chewbacca" (referring to Joey's style)
"I'm going to quit with my credit card fraud scheme.....I'm goin to stop doing that now." -His new years resolution.
"...You Guys are Weird.."
"I dress up as Justin sometimes."
"If my girlfriend were older than me, she'd be dead!"
"We were in our underwear and we just went 'Boink!'"
"My mother claims that J.C.'s her son, when she points us out to her friends."
"He's Perfect! (Talking about Justin)"
"She had so much hair under her arm she looked like Buckwheat in a headlock!"
"WHERE IS THIS WRITTEN??...Oh for the love of Pete! Someone's gonna get fired for this!!!"
"He's got a neelaphobia...needleaphobia. How do you say that? He's even scared of like real pointy pencils."
"All my friends have been calling me. They're like, 'You don't want to come home, dude, you're gonna get mobbed' "(Talking about coming home for the holidays)"
"I got busted pretty hard skating when we were in Sweden, and that was embarrassing. I was flying down these steps, and the guy at the bottom tailing my picture didn't get out of my way."(Talking about an embarrasing moment)
"I need lots of calming down!"
"DUCK!!...(Everyone ducks) Look, It's a duck!"
"This is all about chicks for him (Joey). I'm going to say it right now. This is all about chicks. He doesn't even like music, come to think about it. He doesn't like dancing either. This is all about chicks... "
"It feels really good to have girls screaming 'Take it off!' every show, although it took some getting used to. I was a little unsure of proper technique, but Joey took me to a few places he knows. We got up for a few numbers with the girls. They really showed me the ropes. And poles too."
"I don't' think any of us are cooks... but I make a mean pop tart!"
"Question: Who's the worst dancer? Chris: ME!!!"
"Although JC does dance in front of the mirror quite a lot and he makes all these crazy faces at himself!"
"We were making them do all the little pelvic thrusts."
"I'm just the most intelligent man of the band."
"Hey baby you look really good tonight, oh thanks *fart* "
"Hey my ball got stuck."
"I'd love to be a tree"
"That hurts my butt! Ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh-ugh....Oh! I think I pulled something in my ass."-Making the Video for Bye Bye Bye
"The funny thing about JC is..... well, say we're driving somewhere and we see a pretty girl on the sidewalk, the four of us will go, "Hey check out that girl"..... and five minutes later JC will go, "Wow check out that dog. What kind is it?" He's nuts about dogs."
"He designed that? I'm gonna hit him in his head "
"I had to drop out of Rollins because of the group; I didn't have time to go to college and the group."
"We're gonna moon the camera. Ha! This is Minnie Mouse ERRR!"
"Joey is like Tickle Me Elmo!"
Question: How do the other guys feel about Justin's popularity? Chris: "He's Our favorite, too."
"Someone was like 'honk if you like *NSYNC' and I was like 'beep beep beep they're pretty good'!"
"JC has officially named his name Fred now. He wants to be called Fred and nothing else...just Fred...cus it just flowwss. "
"We want Lance, we want Lance, we want Lance..."
"... And we got Lance!... The four of us are replaceable... Lance is irreplaceable... He's albino... Quit lying, he's a Mississippi Albino... They're very rare in this part of the country"
"I know that when I was born I pretty much was singing. My mom says I could sing before I could talk. I just know that I've always loved music and love listening to music and performing."
"Away from these guys!" (Talking about his dream vacation)
"St. KIRKpatrick's Day."
"Two penguins were on a boat getting some sun. One penguin says to the other, "Would you please pass me the radio?" And the penguin says, "What do I look like a tomato?"
"Can I go now?"
"I'm gonna snowboard, I'm gonna break my leg, and then, they're gonna send me home, and I'm gonna take workmans comp, cuz I be workin'"
"Everybody's like GOOD SHOW GOOD SHOW tapping and I was like DONT MOVE!!"
"Whoa... I swear if you hit me... I'll be on this here dashboard so quick..."
"It was cool, it was cool, it was a lot of fun. When we first thought of the idea everybody was like 'Yeah, this is gonna be really cool' and I was like 'You guys are weird'. Running around on trains, cars and dogs. I was like it's a dude video; it's like a video for guys. It's what we like... trains, cars, chicks, and dogs. I don't know about trains but cars, chicks and dogs we like. Trains was just thrown in cause me and Joey didn't have anything to do. I'm on a train. Great idea! I was scared to death!"- McDonald's Video
Question: Finish this sentence: When I'm older... "But I'm already old!"
"I drive my Nikes! (Speaking of his "car")"
"IT'S A WEAVE IS THAT WHAT YOUR ASKING ME??...IT'S A WEAVE!!"
"� because we're like brothers, I mean we fight a lot, well no not a lot, we just fight a lot.... yeah we fight a lot"
"She is SO A-MA-ZING."
"Meet & greets. We meet um, we greet um."
"I go on the computer a lot but I don't usually check our websites. I check my email. I get a lot of email from fans and I try to write them back as much as possible."
"Joey kissed Lance!"
"We don't sing, we just lipsync"
"Who cares about Britney? Did you see Christina? Holy G-string!"
"Lance is dating me."
"Everyone visits the can."
"I was thrown out of a hotel in South Africa for skating down the corridor!"
"What does that mean? Your underwears are camouflage? There's brown and green stains?"
"I GOT A NEW HOUSE "
"I think it's my hair. I stick out a little bit."
"What do you mean by sophisticated mama?"
"Three things I'd bring on a deserted Island? I'd bring my skates, a coke machine and the Spice Girls."
"Did we spell YTV right?"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't care what JC says, if you bring me ice cream I will let you come in my dressing room."
"I got the beef, you bring the buns."
"How about a slow comfortable screw?"
"Why is the Toronto Department of Hazardous Materials here?? Did we do something??"
"Tackle CARSON!!!"
"I will smile all the time now!" -Talking about getting braces off.
"I don't have my own hairdresser. And I don't have friends like Lance has."
"I can't really play the field. I've tried, but when a girl doesn't get my jokes, it just totally ruins the mood. I'm not like Joey. He's happy as long as they're legal. I need them to, like, speak English and stuff."
"Hmm... I like the Dragon Lance series because I love dragons... I think dragons are cool and so is Lance" -On his fave book
"I sliced it!!"
"If my girlfriend were taller than me, I'd have to wear heals."
"Excuse me, sir, you need to pull over, your hairstyle's out of date."
"Time to make the doughnuts."
"Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular, Justin. You just wait! When this headgear comes off, I'm kickin' your ass!"
"I love surprising a girl with a picnic on the beach. My dream girl is athletic, so we'd spend all day in-line skating and surfing. I also love a girl who's adventurous when it comes to love. I dig it when she makes the first move."
"We're very trusting. If you give us the shirt off your back, we're gonna give you the shirts off our backs - plus our pants."
"Busta's peed . . . ahhhh. This is censored for television."
"Were you looking at my bum? BUM LOOKER!"
"I had a pet tree once and I used to take it for walks in a wagon... and it used to go pee on dogs."
"That ain't fair yo! What does Justin weigh??? A buck fiddy??"
"I have a really short attention span so things tend to bore me easily, which I hate."
"You could embarrass us by bringing Joey out on stage."
"Hey, you can mess up the face.... but definitely not the hair."
"Get your hands off me, you old poodle man!" -on SNL
"I drive myself crazy... get it?? DRIVING crazy?? Go Karts?? Get it??"
"They're Stinky Winks! The little Stinky Winks! DON'T TOUCH ME!"-The Anti-Drug commercial
"Oh that's my hair man. That's au naturale. I was born with dreads. I was born with a weave."
"Cuz my mom knows I like to wake up at 3:00 in the morning and try to see what Santa Claus brought me!"
"Lets just take it and run."
"It's like your running in a forest, you're running in a forest, you're running in a forest, and you hit a tree..." McDonald's Video
"This ride may be hazardous to your health."
"We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-eleven and ask for directions?"
"I'm one of the top 5 in the group."
"I think the hardest thing is being so big over in Europe, then coming home and nobody having a clue."
"Joey's a chicken magnetic. In Europe, they didn't understand what a chick magnet was, so they kept callin' him the chicken magnetic.' Beg-gawk!"
"Justin Timberlake is a meanie!"
"TOY STORY 2 IS COMING OUT"
"HUH? Can you speak up? 'Cause the ears were the first to go!"
"I'm definitely a jeans and T-shirt kind of guy!"
"I think we're all equally funny, I just come out of the box the fastest."
"When JC starts talking in interviews, I think I just sort of go into autopilot. You know, you're smiling and nodding and inside you're like 'Shut UP Jayce' and mentally doing your 2001 tax return. And by the time you tune back in, he's finishing up his discussion about how Digital Get Down was just a snapshot of the times."
"I was gonna say, how can you mispronounce J.C.?? That's pretty bad."
"I wish there was a rumor about me and a lot of girls. Let's start one! "
"That's the album cover. So if you've seen this, congratulations, you've bought our album. (Showing the camera his tattoo)"
"I'd like to do a duet with Gwen Stefani, just because I wouldn't sing, I'd just be asking her out on a date the entire time."
"When the party is over the night's just begun..."
"I think Lance is pretty good at it, too. He's sneaky. You don't know he's doing it until it's too late."- On Lance being flirty
"If we're old farts sitting in the bathroom, still singing our a cappellas toghether, we're going to be just as happy."
"I'll not get married probably, cuz any girl won't take me."
"I was raised by my mom and four sisters, so I grew up thinking that women were the boss. Women are right, men are wrong, the end."
"MUSIC is what I grew up on. It gave me something to enjoy and something to work at"
"Lance likes Tazmanian devils, I like large bills."
"I'm the eldest - and most hyper - member!"
"I don't really have any wild fantasies, I don't think. I just, I don't know. I like beaches."
"You find the weirdest comfortable positions. Luckily I am smaller than the other guys, so I've got me feet tucked into that airplane pocket. That is, until we get rich and famous and use first-class all the time."
"We make FUN of ourselves more than anybody"
"I'm Scottish, Indian and Spanish. I was born in Pennsylvania."
"OH MY GOD WE KILLED KENNY!!"
"I'd want Bette Midler to play me in a movie."
"The worst feeling in the world is when you stick your hand in a bowl of jelly and you don't wash it off. Now that's a bad feeling - it goes all sticky and crusty!"
"This is me at work. Hello, Chris at work! This is my nephew Avery, WHASSSSSUP AVERY?!"
"I don't like supermodels."
"We throw Lance to the wolves."
"I used to sing in coffee shops and stuff and I decided to take it real seriously and do this as a living, these are the guys who took it seriously."
"In England they asked, 'What Spice would you be?' And I said...'Old Spice.'"
"We beat Weird Al for the 3rd year in a row"
"I wanna score tonight."
"Wait, did I tell you I have a puppy dog?... Wait I didn't get time to talk about my puppy dog Busta. He's the cutest little dog in the world. Little pup. I miss you puppy!"
"I'm not really a morning or a night person, I'm just more of an awake person."
"You should quit us and then open for us" -talking about Joey doing stand-up
"It was a wish of Joey's actually, since he's been a little boy that someday he could come and sing with us, at the lighting of the Christmas tree"
"It was just hard to get into the Christmas mood. It's the middle of August and we're in Orlando. We're in tank tops and shorts, we're sweating and going 'Okay, we're singing about snow' It was a little bit confusing"
"It was that phase in my life where I thought I was cool"
"Look forward to our next album, It's called 'Tie Me Up Again'."
"We're gonna be around for a long time, sorry folks."
"Today we are learning about our "video" and in our "video" we have a concept of being in a toy store, isn't that right mini me?"
"Our next outfits are gonna have the buns cut outta them."
"I have a dog named French Fry and a rock named Large Coke, but they're dead now....."
"It's like sucky in a cool way."
"NSYNC UNDERROOS!!"
"Oh yeah. We get noticed a lot. I just went to the movies and ended up signing a bunch of autographs. I went to a club the other night and these 5 girls walked up and started singing our song."
"I would get in trouble and get sent to the office, even in college. I find a way to get in trouble everywhere I go. I'll be in a retirement home getting into trouble."
"We have pens now? I'm embarrassed for myself."
"I'm going for a McDonald's worker myself... (On his style)"
"PJ's, me and Joey kept that goin' on TRL"
"STOP SMOKING CIGARS!!! (Suggesting solutions to the Clinton problem)"
"We get the day off, they're gonna let us go play "
"Underneath it all he has tighty whiteys and then there is a G-String!"
"Joey killed like 20 Elmos and built a coat out of it."
"Lance knows it exactly what it is. Tell em Lance... So much for your irreplaceability!"
"If we had auditioned everyone I don't think Joey would have made it."
"We'd like to give a special shout out to Johnny Wright, our manager. Who...He's like, the man. He yells at us everytime we do something wrong and... thanks a lot."
"I'm the trouble. I'm the poison in the group...the troublemaker. Everyday I'll do something and try to get the other guys to do it."
"Sometimes I get homesick when I get home - I miss all the touring!"
"Theme park nothin', you were Poo Foo! Do Poo Foo, man!"
"Well, U-N-I, V-E-R, uh... S-A-L (*Studios! *) S-T-U-D-I-O-S, UNI-VER-SAL.... Studios..."(Making fun of JC and Justin)
"I fila you, you fila me, we all feel each other. Fila, fila, fila, fila, everybody fila each other!"
"And there is drool! And there is drool, there is drool on the paper!"
"Gwen Stefani. And it's not really a crush, cause I know she wants me."
"Lance, start the wave!"
"Yes, I'm a master thespian! But I like girls still"
"Know what? We Riverdance for real. Come on guys. That wasn't tapsync!"
"We were like the geeky redheaded stepchild over in the corner that no one wanted to go see perform."
"Green. Green M&M's are the coolest."
"The artist formally known as NSYNC?"
"We had Penny Marshall and all we talked about was bowling"
"We steal from each other all the time."
"We've each got South Park characters: Joey is Kenny� Justin is Mr. Mackie... JC is Stan� Lance is Mr. Hankie and I'm Eric Cartman."
"My wife doesn't like it very much, but then I'm not married, so who cares!"
"I always carry my laptop with me. It's my connection to the outside world"
"Yeah me and my grandma got in to a bad knitting accident."- On his hair
"I'm just glad I grew into my ears, I think. 'Cause when I was little I could catch a breeze and I'd be GONE!"
"We had some game going, and you came over and just blew it all out!"
"We're gonna break every limb today!"
"Yeah! My game plan for today is Joeys gonna set 'em up and I'm gonna knock 'em down"
"We're sneaky.....we're like stealth. We're coming under the covers, it's scary man."
"Entertainment Asylum...sounds like a place that I've been committed to."
"We're trying to phase him out!" (Speaking of Lance)
"We don't have writing sessions; we just keep track of whatever inspires us. We leave ideas on our answering machines and sometimes carry little tape recorders around with us"
JC: You went to three last weekend
Chris: Yeah, three in one night! And on Superbowl weekend, I went out Thursday night and woke up Monday morning with a hangover!"
"It's gonna be cool. Can't wait. We've already made friends with the parrots. Now we're working on something a little bigger... I think I'm just gonna ride one of the dogs. It's a little bit too dangerous, and I could hurt something, like my face or something on one of these horses..."
"Hi, we're here. You were worried about us, but now we're here..."~ CHRIS
"...Yeah, you thought we quit, didn't you?"~ JUSTIN joining in
"...But we didn't, we're not going...du-et."~ CHRIS finishing
"Mine has the big member, right?" he asks a crew member as she dresses his doll. "Mine's the one with the big bulge?"
"We'd all run and I would be the first one down because I was the biggest and I could beat them all up and I could beat them to the presents first!"
"The other day, a neighborhood girl found me out. I was walking from my car to my apartment. She was going into her apartment with her mom and I walked past her and I saw her mouth drop. She was staring at me. I was like, "Uh oh". I went in my apartment and I was standing on my portch with a friend of mine and she came walking by. She turned around and said "Are you Chris from 'N Sync?" So I signed a copy of my CD and gave it to her and said, "now you keep this and be quiet!" (laughs) "Dont tell anybody! Don't tell anybody what you just saw here!" (laughs) She just lives two doors down from me."
CHRIS: Should I say that with a little more feeling?
JUSTIN: Yeah, say that sentence again.
CHRIS: I'm sure that you hear this all the time, but you have such a sexy voice...oh baby.
JUSTIN: You gotta put the emphasis on the 'oh baby.'
CHRIS: I'm sure you hear this all the time, but you have such a sexy voice, oh baby!
ALL: OH BABY!
DJ: Well, we gotta let Lance do the 'oh baby', 'cause he's got the...
CHRIS: He's got the BASS voice.
LANCE: (really low) Oh.... baby....
CHRIS: So in other words, Lance has the sexy voice - and we have each other!
"As far as the fans showing appreciation goes, screaming, enjoying the music and wanting an autograph or a picture is COOL"
"I could date a fan. I think anybody can date anybody on any given day"
"Another tour, another city, another place to say hello to all of you! Being on the road is like running a race, you aren't sure how you are going to get through it but something always picks you up and helps you find the finish line. For me its the fans like you that we see in every city. Seeing you singing and dancing with us at the shows is so rewarding it makes it easy to get up each and every dayto do it all over again. When we aren't performing you can find me online reading all your e-mail or playing with Busta. Thanks again for always being there and enjoy the shows!!
Take care, Chris