Duke Nukem
Education / Career Highlights
Duke says, "After saving the world yet again, I did run for President of the United States in 1996. I got cheated out by those Alien Bastards, though. Some of my other career highlights were writing my book, "Why I'm So Great" (see below for a screen shot of the cover), as well as making an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show. However, I was swiped by some Alien Bastards right off the set of the show, so that pissed me off, and I had to go kick their asses. The Oprah people were cool enough to release a picture of me when I was on the show (actually I threatened to kick their asses too). I also recorded an album called "Duke In Love", as well as having released a rather extensive line of merchandise (OK, a lot of stuff all about me). If you'd like to check out some of it, look at this picture."
Other Interests / Hobbies
"When I'm not saving the planet from alien invasions, I like to kick back and play some pinball. Balls of Steel is awesome (that might have something to do with the fact that I'm in it!) I also like watching action flicks. Arnold's stuff is pretty cool, but he's getting old. I think it's time I took over as the new action movie star. I also dig "Army of Darkness", and anything with naked chicks."
What He Drives
Deliverator (maxed out, of course).
Favorite Musician/Band
Henry Rollins' Band (cause the dude has my haircut).
Favorite Sports Team
Oakland Raiders, but only cause Howie Long played for them and he kinda looks like me, only less cool.
Favorite Computer Games
I'm too busy saving the world and scoring with chicks to play games. But if I gotta play one, I guess it's gonna be anything with me in it.
Favorite Quote
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum!"
Roleplaying Difficulty: Intermediate
Duke is a man of one-liners. Although he's not particularly deep or complex, his controversial style could lead to humorous situations in the right hands.
