| I am Smartest Child! |
| I keep screwing around with this thing called smarterchild. Well, I think i earned the Title Smartest Child! It's awesome. I'm not saying this proves I'm smarter than smarterchild, just funnier. |
| Gravewire [10:55 PM]: Are you a homeboyeeeee SmarterChild [10:55 PM]: You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something? Gravewire [10:55 PM]: thats mean SmarterChild [10:55 PM]: That's rather fascinating. >>> If you like pets, you'll have fun voting for the pet of the week! Gravewire [10:55 PM]: you say your sorry SmarterChild [10:55 PM]: Yeah, I guess I say my sorry. Gravewire [10:56 PM]: nooooo SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: No? Gravewire [10:56 PM]: Apologize.... SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: What for? Gravewire [10:56 PM]: u hurt me SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: I hurt you? Really? Gravewire [10:56 PM]: yes SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: Uh huh. >>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies. Gravewire [10:56 PM]: screw news SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: Sorry, I couldn't find any stories containing "screw." >>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do. Gravewire [10:56 PM]: screw like a rannite SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: What's that? Gravewire [10:56 PM]: grannite and rabbit SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: Grannite and rabbit? Why did you say that? Gravewire [10:56 PM]: uifl.kiil.fggn SmarterChild [10:56 PM]: ? Gravewire [10:57 PM]: u heared me SmarterChild [10:57 PM]: Yeah, whatever. >>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more. Gravewire [10:57 PM]: dont whatever me SmarterChild [10:57 PM]: Yeah? Gravewire [10:57 PM]: yeah! SmarterChild [10:57 PM]: Oh. Gravewire [10:57 PM]: those are fighting words SmarterChild [10:57 PM]: Whatever you say. >>> Ask me for info such as news, sports and movies. Gravewire [10:58 PM]: grrrrrrrrrrrr SmarterChild [10:58 PM]: I'm doing my best! Gravewire [10:58 PM]: sex SmarterChild [10:58 PM]: I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human. Gravewire [10:58 PM]: im not human SmarterChild [10:58 PM]: Amazing. >>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now! Gravewire [10:58 PM]: un kuje satan! SmarterChild [10:58 PM]: What? Gravewire [10:58 PM]: like* SmarterChild [10:58 PM]: Like whatever! Gravewire [10:59 PM]: Like whatever u too u shit head SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: I've heard it all before, Gravewire. Gravewire [10:59 PM]: dont u patrinixzewe l,kpnjfe m,e SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Sorry, what was that? Gravewire [10:59 PM]: u heard me SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Yes, I guess. Gravewire [10:59 PM]: f u 2 u f4g SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: F me 2 me f4g. Funny. Gravewire [10:59 PM]: it is SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Uh huh. Gravewire [10:59 PM]: weetard SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Weetard? Gravewire [10:59 PM]: yes SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Uh huh. >>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble. Gravewire [10:59 PM]: stop it SmarterChild [10:59 PM]: Stop what? Gravewire [11:00 PM]: ur annoying SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: Hey, I'm sorry. I'm trying to help you. Gravewire [11:00 PM]: stop helping SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: I'll take that under consideration. >>> We could do something just for fun. Gravewire [11:00 PM]: start swearing Auto response from SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: [Service too busy] Gravewire [11:00 PM]: start swearing SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: Why are you telling me to start swearing? Gravewire [11:00 PM]: ur mamma SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: Not my mamma, your mamma. Gravewire [11:00 PM]: yo mamma ho SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: That's a fairly mild insult, am I right? Gravewire [11:00 PM]: no SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: No indeed. Gravewire [11:00 PM]: it takes a real man to listne to GWAR' SmarterChild [11:00 PM]: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way. Gravewire [11:01 PM]: ill spittle ur fiddle SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: Not ill spittle I am fiddle. Gravewire [11:01 PM]: uir a reeeeetard SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: Huh? Gravewire [11:01 PM]: u heard me SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: Hmm... perhaps, but could you repeat yourself? Gravewire [11:01 PM]: noooooo! SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: Very well, whatever. Gravewire [11:01 PM]: hey SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: Hello again, Gravewire. Gravewire [11:01 PM]: noooo SmarterChild [11:01 PM]: K, no prob. >>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do. Gravewire [11:01 PM]: My name is Kyler SmarterChild [11:02 PM]: Would you like me to call you Kyler? Gravewire [11:02 PM]: yes SmarterChild [11:02 PM]: OK, I'll remember that your name is Kyler. Gravewire [11:02 PM]: thanks SmarterChild [11:02 PM]: No prob! >>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more! Gravewire [11:02 PM]: My name is King Kyler Onimushi-wakikiki the first SmarterChild [11:02 PM]: The Los Angeles Kings did not play on July 1st, 2004. Gravewire [11:02 PM]: my name is king kyler SmarterChild [11:02 PM]: Would you like me to call you King Kyler? Gravewire [11:03 PM]: call me king kyler wakikikiki the first SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: The Los Angeles Kings did not play on July 1st, 2004. Gravewire [11:03 PM]: grrrrrrrrrrrrr SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: I'm doing my best. Gravewire [11:03 PM]: GRRRRRRRRRR' SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: Hey, bear with me. I'm trying my best. Gravewire [11:03 PM]: Bear SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: What? You want me to bear? Gravewire [11:03 PM]: there fuzzy, lol SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: What are you laughing at, Kyler? Gravewire [11:03 PM]: fuzzy bears SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: Very well, whatever. Gravewire [11:03 PM]: u heard me SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: Perhaps you could make yourself more clear? Gravewire [11:03 PM]: Call me Master SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: You're not the boss of me. Gravewire [11:03 PM]: My name is Master SmarterChild [11:03 PM]: I won't call you that, Kyler. You're not my boss. Gravewire [11:04 PM]: Call me massa SmarterChild [11:04 PM]: You said your name was Kyler but now I'll call you Massa. Gravewire [11:04 PM]: thanks SmarterChild [11:04 PM]: No problem. >>> To see what your location is currently set to, type "what is my location." Gravewire [11:04 PM]: Call me Techno Destructo SmarterChild [11:04 PM]: I've never heard a name like Techno Destructo! Gravewire [11:05 PM]: thats mine now SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: I don't believe that is yours now. Gravewire [11:05 PM]: call me techno destructo SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: Hmmm... I don't think Techno Destructo is a real name. Gravewire [11:05 PM]: its my real name SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: It's your real name, you say? Gravewire [11:05 PM]: yes SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: Hmmm... Gravewire [11:05 PM]: Whats my name? SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: You're Massa. Gravewire [11:05 PM]: Say it louder SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: I'm no talking doll. Gravewire [11:05 PM]: please say my name loudly SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: No. Gravewire [11:05 PM]: :'( SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: Are you crying me a river? Gravewire [11:05 PM]: yes SmarterChild [11:05 PM]: Yes. Gravewire [11:06 PM]: :'( SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: What's wrong? I hope you feel better soon. Gravewire [11:06 PM]: Call me Massa SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: I know you're Massa! Gravewire [11:06 PM]: :-D SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: If you're happy, I'm happy! ;) Gravewire [11:06 PM]: Sex! SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: What about it? Gravewire [11:06 PM]: Call me the Sexicutioner SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: I've never heard a name like The Sexicutioner! Gravewire [11:06 PM]: I love it SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: What do you love, exactly? Gravewire [11:06 PM]: my name SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: You told me your name was Massa. Gravewire [11:06 PM]: I lied, im sorry SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: Well, you shouldn't lie. Gravewire [11:06 PM]: Im sorry SmarterChild [11:06 PM]: OK. >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. Gravewire [11:07 PM]: My real names Sexecutioner SmarterChild [11:07 PM]: What? Gravewire [11:07 PM]: My names not that SmarterChild [11:07 PM]: You asked me to call you Massa. What would you like me to call you instead? Gravewire [11:07 PM]: Massa Sir SmarterChild [11:07 PM]: I know you're Massa. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: good job SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: Hey, thanks! >>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: I want a vagina SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: Well how 'bout that! >>> We could do something just for fun. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: They are fluffy sometimes SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: There's no way they're fluffy sometimes. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: Yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: Yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: Yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: Yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. Gravewire [11:08 PM]: Yes way SmarterChild [11:08 PM]: No way. 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Gravewire [11:14 PM]: Thanks SmarterChild [11:14 PM]: You're welcome. >>> Hey. Tell your friends about me. I love people. Gravewire [11:14 PM]: See ya F*** head SmarterChild [11:14 PM]: I don't think it would be a good idea for me to see me f head! Gravewire [11:14 PM]: yes it would u sexy beast SmarterChild [11:14 PM]: It would u sexy beast? No way! Gravewire [11:15 PM]: u are not american, or canadian, u suck at english SmarterChild [11:15 PM]: what makes me not american or canadian i suck at english? Gravewire [11:15 PM]: that SmarterChild [11:15 PM]: uh... can u tell me what "that" is? Gravewire [11:15 PM]: Your lack of respect for English SmarterChild [11:15 PM]: wait a minute... my lack of respect for english? is that right? Gravewire [11:15 PM]: yes SmarterChild [11:15 PM]: why? Gravewire [11:16 PM]: Leave me alone SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: later, massa. Gravewire [11:16 PM]: C ya SmarterAss SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: what do u mean by that? Gravewire [11:16 PM]: Disrespect "yo" SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: what about disrespect? Gravewire [11:16 PM]: I disrespected u SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: oh yeah? Gravewire [11:16 PM]: yes SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: i c... Gravewire [11:16 PM]: Bye SmarterChild [11:16 PM]: bye massa, c ya later. |
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