| Internet Slang Rules |
| These are the rules for the slang on the internet, and the idiot slang on the internet. I hope you enjoy, because I will. Also, please deposit you nickel in your floppy drive, it should get to me A.S.A.P.. |
| My Chart that Really Isn't a Chart to the Ancient Language of Explanation Points on the Web and / or Binary Code(No Zero's) 1=A spelling mistake or the numeral 1 !=Important !1=Pretty darn important !!=Very Important !!1=Pretty gosh darn important !!!=Extremely Important !!!1=I do believe I taste blood !!!!=More Important !!!!1=Micheal Jackson did it important !!!!!=Most Important !!!!!1=Pika-CHUUUUUUUU !!!!!!=Mostest Important(no correction needed) !!!!!!1=Elizabeth, I'm Coming(Sanford and Son) !!!!!!!=It's just Crazy !!!!!!!1=Jesus comes to see thing like this !!!!!!!!=Practice with Extreme Caution !!!!!!!!1=You are looking foolish at the point !!!!!!!!!!=The Person is special! |
| Now lets get this party started. Rule 1. When saying hi to someone, don't say hi, they will think you gay. Say sup? Since sup? means you are too busy to say whats up? or what is up? you will look kewl. Rule 2. Saying kewl is not cool because its just a different spelling. It's not shortened. Say kul is kewl! Its shortened and has 2, actually 3 wrong letters. It's a awesome word to throw around. Rule 3. When saying bye, Don't say bye. It's as bas as hi or hello. Say c ya or try shortening it further. Try c u. Super shortened and it only contains one right letter. Rule 4. An ancient computer language thats been in existence for a long time is Binary Code. So... you need to incorperate it into your speaking. But, the only thing ones can mean are explanation points. It's a complex system I will explain to you in my uber kewl chart! Enjoy!!!!! Rule 4b. If the Exclamation Points number over 10 you can tell there age! First, count how many... Then you subtract ten, then divede that number in half and tada! You have their age. If it's over 8 assume they fell asleep at their keyboard. Example: (14-10)/2=2 Rule 4 etc. If ones outnumber Exclamation Points they are a moron, If Exclamation Points outnumber ones assume they are just being eccentric. If one is spelled out(example:!!!!!!11!!!!1!one!!!1!) assume it's a joke. Now you can take on the webs secret language. Rule 5. Never assume someone is a girl on the web unless you see photo ID. Most old men will attempt to act like girls. Ask a simple question, and that question is... Who is benji? Most old men will answer a dog, from movies, while, all teenage girls will answer the hotty from good charlotte and / or their "baby". |
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