November 30, 2003- Posers, Fact or Fiction? Are Posers real? What in the good lords grace causes them? Will my dog save me? Will my gun protect me? Will Ozzy Save me? All that and more will be answered today on the hit talk show, Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!!!! Now with more Spam!
It's scary I know, but Posers are real... You know what that means... They are... Fact! I know! They are even talking up intruments, some are in vocals, some are even trying to blend in. There are many types of posers... Goth, Punk, Skater, Ghetto... It's insane... I know. They almost ruined Marilyn Manson. I can only tell you about Goth posers though. Thats all I know a lot about. They shop at hot topic, not a bad store... but any self-respecting goth cant shop there. You will see a poser goth with the same shirt as you. That would be a nightmare to me. Any real goth will mess around being ghetto too, but a poser will be like... what the f***, are you a whigger? Really, any self-respecting person will mess around acting ghetto, it's fun! I my-self do it regularly, I believe it's like cross dressing. I wouldn't do that though, that would have to be uncomfortable... Like, a tight squeeze. Yeah. Poser goths like Chevelle... and Good Charlotte probably... Poser punks like Good Charlotte. thats all I know about Poser Punks, hahahaha. Poser Goths are caused by, the fact that goths are treated different. It's true. Everywhere it feels different, but the fact is it's different. Also, your dog CAN infact save you. Just sick them on the Posers... Also, shooting thems fine, because... they aren't real people. Also, to the point, Ozzy Osbourne will save you. Just ask if the like the Blizzard of Ozz. They will think your talking about weather. I'm honest. Thats my opinion, my questions, and my answers... and I'm stiking to it. Now for the rating...
Rating: Damned if you do!!!
August 30, 2003- Ghosts, fact or fiction? Are ghosts real? How can I tell? What he heck causes them? Will my dog save me? Will my gun protect me? All that and more will be answered today on the hit talk show, Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!!!!!!
I believe, ghosts are fact. They are real. They are. There is un-diniable proof that ghosts exist and I'll tell you why. There is a plain of life called purgatory. Purgatory is a soul trapped between living and dead. Sort of like a coma but moving around. That means, since purgatory is not the plain your on, you can't see it. Which mean, you most likely can't see them. But, when enough energy gathers in an area, you get to see a vortex or rift, open up. That means flashy flashy, bang bang, ahhhhhh!!!! spooky ghosts!!! Since, as I mentioned, ghost exist on another plain, you cannot touch them. Thus, Your gun cannot protect you. Your dog, or cat, or for the fact of matter, most animals, can infact see ghosts... you here clangy rattly sounds, dog runs away, you run away. If you animal runs toward it, your safe. If blood flies everywhere, you run anyway. So, what causes ghosts... It is speculated that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, and therefore, cannot proceed to heaven. Therefore, they are screwed. If they don't get there objectives done that is, they just sit there waiting. How boring! Let me say a good book for any doubter. It's called, Ghost Stories of Berks County. Thats where I live, so it's creepy as hell to me, that the abandoned decomisioned fire station is hunted, although its a no brainer... The reason that its a good book for any doubter is it gives an equal, level headed veiw, like, it could have been a ghost, or fog, who knows? Check it out. It's an easy read, just not in the dark, lol. Thank you for listening to my opinion, now for the rating...
Rating: Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!!!
August 15, 2003- SonySoft, fact or fiction? Is it going to bring the downfall of mankind? How can I protect my family? Is Jesus living in my backyard? All that and more answered today on the hit talk show, Damned if you do, Damned if you don't!!!!!!
As to the topic, SonySoft is fact, not fiction. It is a beast of burden created by satan him-self. How you may ask. How could SonySoft be made? Not by humans. In the year 2010, satan him-self will become president of Sony and of course Bill Gates is running a close second to satan. But, the main question, Is it going to bring the downfall of mandkind? The answer of course is yes. It will trigger the apocalypse. The X-station will out sell bibles and cause people to have seizures and speak in toungue. People will start looting stores for these mysterious X-stations and trade their moms for them. You may ask, How can I protect my family? Kill Satan! It's the only way possible to stop the downfall of mankind. It is the truth. Get two sporks, a gas powered mower, a tub of all-porpose pasting suppliment, and a cow. Mix all ingredients carefully. Kill satan, it's easy. Now for a very important question, Is Jesus living in my backyard? No, he is not. That is just a hobo with a beard. I think the son of god would be pretty clean. Thank you for listening to my opinion...The rating...
Rating: Damned if you dont!!! |
