| Apocalypse |
| October 31, 2003-Merry Halloween. I got this idea... From now on I'm going to say Merry Halloween. It sounds kewler. Also, I'd like to announce Allah likes men... Shhhhhh!!! Keep it a secret... Allah's worshipers aren't very bright with the boom, thier goes downtown jureusalem... October 30, 2003-I thought of something... Is it really a sin to masturbate? I don't think so... How could it.. It's not up there with murder, how could it... I mean... How? So many people do it... The majority of people do it... You know that person you hate... He and/or She probably does or did it! October 29, 2003-I was thinking today.. Are there any fetishes that are peoples fears... I thought of it! Clown sex... It scared me... and lots of people are afraid of clowns. Thats sick.. When your hunmping someone and their nose makes a noise... like a squeak... Oh OH *squeak* *flop!* Clown sex...ewwwwww... October 28, 2003-Hi. I am having a blast. Smack Down! Here Comes the Pain is so beautiful. It is so fine tuned. I love it. They had to work so long on it. I mean, way too long. I believe this game is perfect... literally perfect. It's insanely perfect. It's insane...im going... October 27, 2003-I got it! I got Smack Down! Here Comes the Pain. It's beautiful! No... Orgasmic. It's freakin' awesome. I love it. I'm playing season mode. I love this game... I still am not done saying.,.I love this game... with all my heart. It's beautiful. October 26, 2003-Dat 1 of the Smack Down! count Down! I heard some bad news... Smack Down! Might not be out until Tuesday or Wednesday. I know... one or two more days without Smack Down! will hurt. It means more complaining... more insanity... and more Beaver-sexuality. Just bear with me... October 25, 2003-Day 2 of the Smack Down! count Down! I am going stir crazy. I saw the butterchurn move! I dont own a butterchurn. I am getting ready to make my Create-A-Wrestler. Justin Sane, the most insane wrestler ever. This is going to be hard. October 24, 2003-I got AOL 9.0, a very sweet note, and Smack Down! Fever. I'm on top of the world like Sadam Hussian on a husky. I am going insane... Kill SADAM!!! That little B*tch. I'll kill him. I'll murder him and Osama. I'm going insane. I am gonna kill the terr's. F*ck terrorists and f*ck "gangsta's". October 23, 2003-I...am...dying... I am losing my sanity. It hurts. Smack Down! count Down! Day 4, tomarrow is day 3. I can only wait. *cough* *cough* I am leaving my sanity. I lost it, errr... misplaced it. *Psssst* Come here sanity, I love you, GET OVER HERE! Who needs sanity. October 22, 2003-I am dying... I swear... I watched a movie of a cat playing with a ball of yarn... and it got my psyched for Smack Down! I got the fever! Smqack Down! Fever! I feel like a crack addict, my hands are all jittery and I have these dark bags inder my eyes... AHHHHHH!!! The wall are closing it on me. October 21, 2003-I think my Smack Down! Fever is getting Worse. I swear... I drew a picture of a person punching, and it got me phyched for Smack Down! I am going insane... I have to correct my-self, I was indane, I am going more insane. My peanut butter and jelly sandwich blew up. AHHHHHHH!!! Oops, illusion, nevermind. October 20, 2003-I am waiting for Smack Down! Here Comes the Pain. I am going insane. I need Smack Down! I saw the commercial for it. This game is all that and a bag of chips. It is rumored to be out too. OMG!!! I need to find it. I'd do anything for this game. I must have it! October 19, 2003-I just watched the Matrix Reloaded. It was so awesome. The best fight scenes ever. It may sound pathetic but I actually got pumped for Smack Down! Here Comes the Pain. I really can't wait till the 27 for it. This will be so insanely awesome. October 18, 2003-I am watching the show Monster Garage. They are making this car into a hovercraft. It would be awesome if I turned my dads truck into a hover craft. We could hover around, lol. A Chevy S-10, lol. Maybe a voltwagon rabbit would make a good hovercraft. Lol. A crown victoria hovercraft. October 17, 2003-I still don't know if marilyn mansons right... I know oprah just isn't right in general. She scares me... I fear for my life saying I dont like her. I hate oprah... There, I said it. I HATE OPRAH!!! I hate her name, her weight problems, her cult, her sheep, and her hair. I don't know about her as a person though. October 16, 2003-What do you think is the path to fixing things? To me, from my observations the last few days, I'd say it depends. we will see what it is tomarrow. We will see if marilyn manson is right and its your fists or if oprah is right and its words. I hope it doesn't get violent, but only ignorance causes violence. October 15, 2003-I had a wacky day. I feel like I did good today though. I calmed someone down a bit. I did my little part. I feel all warm inside. Maybe thats a heart attack, lol. Who knows, who cares? Better than normalness. Oh yeah. I feel sweet. I also drew today. I should start publishing. I would call it Prison Sex Magazine. Our key demographic is people in Seatle. October 14, 2003-Guess what I found out. These herbal pills really mess you up. I forget what they are called but I got them at the corner store. They make you all fidgety. I am one of those people that show little to no movement other than snoring, lol. These things made me work. Scary what herbal pills do to you. October 13, 2003-Today is this sites 4 month Aniversary. This site has been up a quarter of a year. It's surprising how much content it has for a quarter of a year. The horrible thing is how much I've been doing for this site for a quarter of a year. Maybe today the website fairy will grant me a wish. October 12, 2003-I'm watching this thing on Jesus. It blew my mind. He was crucified for no reason. He was tried for a jewish crime but could not be killed because the jewish representative could not issue a death sentence, so they took him to the roman government. The roman representaitive said he was guilty, but, they crowd wanted him dead, so he issued Jesus would die innocent, and it was the mobs fault. They even took his mom there for his crucifiction. I don't care if your not religious, or very anti-religious, you have to admit its messed up. October 11, 2003-I just got back from the Eastern State Penatentary. That place rocks. It's a decomissioned prison. It is so awesome. I didn't see a ghost, not one ghost! Oh well, maybe the next hunted place I go. We'll see if I can keep my Icy Tea inside me infront of a ghost, lol. October 10, 2003-I am scared. For like a month now I have had no energy. I have no idea why. I think I might have cancer or something. Maybe I have psycological problems.. wouldn't surprize me. I am a basket case. Really. I'm crazy for coco puffs... errr... sanity... October 9, 2003-I wonder. How many chickens can fit in a phone booth... I think 50... no... 53... thats my final answer. Wait... It would vary on the phone booth. I am going to have to say... I cant... I said it was my final answer, that perturbs me... Oh well... ... ... ... ... ... ...RAWR!!!!!... .... October 8, 2003-I got a great thought of the day. What happens when I mail truck blows up? Seriously. They probably have 10, 000 letter in em. I wonder what would happen... Would the people who wrote the letters be given compensation? It's a weird thought... but it's also a strange thing to happen. Only I could come up with that, because I'm insane. October 7, 2003-There is so much death around me lately. My friends friend died, my friends randmother died, my other friend nephew might... Why is god so vergeful right now. Things are pretty screwed up. Oh, and on a game I jjst started playing one of their players died at 11:27 am today. This is so messed up. Vengeful. October 6, 2003-I hate school. I really do. Vo-tech is awesome, but school is horrible. I think most people hate school. School isn't kewl. It is horrible. I hope it dies out. This fad of school. Or at least cocky teachers. My teachers right now aren't to bad, but... Who knows... October 5, 2003-Today is about CAS(Create-A-Superstars) in Smackdown. I think they should have specials no one else has. Mine always have the tombstone. No one ever does that anymore, except kane did it once a month ago. My friend has the F-Five! Brock Lesner does that every match he is in and some he isn't! I just think thats a little queer. October 4, 2003-I was wondering why there isn't any good anime on the weekend. I mean, none. I love anime and now itss not on during the weekends. Not much anyway. Not anything I'm intterested in. They need to show some Bubblegum Crisis. Maybe the movie Metropolis. OOO, Super Catgirl Nuku Nuku. Thet would be awesome. October 3, 2003-Wow. I was watching t.v. and I saw the weirdest commercial. Everyones eyes were blue like some german nazi propaganda. I swear. I have never seen so many people with blue eyes. They were all different colors of people. I swear it was like, the most ethinicly diverse commercial ever, but they all had blue eyes. I'm offended, I have brown eyes. Offended. October 2, 2003-I was watching Wishmaster. It has some of the best deaths in it. Turning to glass and exploding. That was awesome. That was very awesome. It really has the kewlest deaths. If you own this, watch it, and if you have already seen it... WATCH IT AGAIN! I proved to you, kewl movie...watch it. October 1, 2003-I have a message. I think this is a good thing to do, someone will have to look at my thoughts when I die. The major thing is what I want on my tombstone. I want my tombstone to read," I didn't kill my-self, everyone else killed me." I also want a kitten playing with a platypus on it. A sculpture, maybe a picture, if that is all that can be done. September 30, 2003-You know what is stupid. Lots of people. I believe most people are horrible. Very fire are good. I believe most people suck. Really... They are so... I get pissed easy, and people do it to me. I wonder why. This sucks, people suck, life sucks... September 29, 2003-I am sick again. w00t! How did I get sick again. I wasn't even better. I told someone, I'm finally almost completely better. After a month... and I get sick again. I'm one lucky mother shut your mouth. Aren't I? Yeah... I agree. Grrrrr... I'm dizzy... Why? Why me? September 28, 2003-You know what sport I never figured was kewl... Rugby. It looks pretty kewl. I don't know how fun the actual sport is, but the game looks pretty fun. The only reasons I'm not getting the game... One, the graphics are horrible, two, It's rugby. Those are the reasons. September 27, 2003-You know what the most boring video games are, golf games. I'm sure the actual sport is a fun sport to play. I cant judge that since I never played the sport. I've played mini-golf and that was hella fun, but golf video games are, ewwww... Tiger woods should make a better game, PGA's grrrrrr... September 26, 2003-Don't you hate when almost no one is online? For the first time in a long time not one person on my buddy list was on. I signed on at 6:55 in the morning. It shocked me. Usually at least someone has their away message up. It5 freaked me out. It really did. September 25, 2003-I think I need a chia pet. I'll put it in my vo-tech locker. They are kewl pets for home and office! What about school? My teacher would probably laugh horribly. He has a good sense of humor, especially when I told my definition of headstrong... September 24, 2003-I thought of something weird today. You know what I figured out. It's been said its the smartest thing I said this year. I believe the pyramids are monuments, not tombs. Since bodies aren't normally founfd in them, but the valley of the kings... I figured it out. They probably aren't tombs, it doesn't make any sense if they are. September 23, 2003-Howdy. I like to give time veryday to tell you about me... but in the course of this action i fear I don't learn about you. If I did, I'd know about you, your name, yourweight and hieght, your social security number! Mwuhahahaha. I will steal your identity, errrrr... Never mind... September 22, 2003-Guess what?! Chicken pot pie! Hot chicken pot pie! Steamy Chicken Pot Pie! Rawr! Ohhh ahhhh! Welcome to matress giant, ohhh ahh!! Respect my athority! I said respect it or I'll steal your soul. I will do it. I'm crazy like that! September 21, 2003-I thought of something. I wonder what is the top music in certain countries. Like maybe in Germany its Heavy Metal, while in Norway its Classical. Those are just examples. Although... rammstein... awesome band. Who knows. Maybe its pop in germany, I would like to find out though. September 20, 2003-It's my girlfriends birthday. Woooo. I also had to go to my sisters to celebrate her birthday and my dads, and I think her step sister. Thats a lot of peoples birthdays. I felt left out. I felt very left out. My sisters cat has an ear infection. That makes him smelly. September 19, 2003- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Help me!!!!!! I'm scared!!11!! I need help, help me. Help! Why aren't you helping. Ahhhhh!!! My awning blew off. I'm sooo scared! HELP!!!!!!! Why no helping. Help. Help me, I need help. Help me. I'm so scared. I'm really scared. I'm extremely scared. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 18, 2003- Man this hurricane sure is scary. It's all wooo and woooo and fwuuuuuuuuu. Very very scary. It's so scary I'm scared. I think I saw a tree bend a little. Oh my its scary... Wow, a chicken wouldn't blow away. So scary. De chickentize the amish... Ahhhhh... September 17, 2003- Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow meow meow. I like peanuts, I like butter, I really like, fluffer-nutters. Half fluff, half peunut butter, yum yum. I also like PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY. Yum yum give me some! Yum yum yum yum. Yummy yum yum. Gotta get me some, lets go. September 16, 2003- Hi. I like cough drops. Ludens cough drops especially. They are almost like candy, but better. I'm trying a new flavor. Honey citrus, it's great. I live near a ludens factory, in the same city I mean. It's in the ghetto. Whats weird is I never find blood in my luden's. September 15, 2003- Why do medicines have such weird names? Thats todays thought of the day... Why do they? Are the people who create them insane, articulate, latin? Who knows. I sure don't. I know the people who make them are genius's or lucky, but are they insane. It's weird. September 14, 2003- It's peanut butter & jelly time, peanut butter jelly time, it's peanut butter jelly time. Oh yes it is. Mwuhahahahaha. It's peanut butter jelly time! You hear, lets go, peanut better jelly time. You may not believe but you'll soon see, it's peanut butter jelly time, and now lets go. September 13, 2003- Wrestlemania XIX is all day today, lol. That was awesome. I was so kewl when I Tombstone Piledrived Brock Lesner into the chair. He bled, my brain is mushy. Just so you know I played all day, and am contineing too. I will not stop till a am supreme. I am supreme, you are not, I am more. September 12, 2003- I got a new game. Wrestlemania XIX. It's fudgin awesome. I bet you get it, you will like it. I think my brain is melting though. OOOOO... Melty... My brain is melty. Oh so melty, snap into a slim jim. OOOOO yeah!! You should get. Than you can be kewl like me! September 11, 2003- I slept for 5 hours. Woooooo. I got 5 hours of sleep. Woooo. Yay for me. DFid you get 5 hours of sleep. I think note, I did! Hahahahahaha. Yum yum gimme some. Meow-ha. Kitcho muguel. Hahahahaha. Meow. Meow. I win, you lose. Meow. September 10, 2003- Well... I stayed home from school today and ysterday. This is bad. These demon pills make me dizzy. I have to go to school tomarrow, and this is bad. I'm going to be tripping. Literally... This is very bad. If you want to see me make an idiot of my-sdelf go to my school tomarrow. I have a saying. School isn't cool. Thats my saying. September 9, 2003-That was freaking awesome. An awesome movie. I downloaded Kenshin: Samurai X too. I'm watching that next. I also got a giant anti-biotic and spray stuff and cough drops. They recommended I take tylenol, asnd anything else I can. My cough is wicked, lol. This sucks. September 8, 2003-Hi. I downloaded a video on kazaa. Blood:the last vampire. I bet it's going to be awesome. I am probably going to get a disc together soon. It's just much more practical. I also I'm really getting into my vo-tech class. It's kewl. I am also going to the docter tomarrow. So yeah. Maybe I'll start getting better, lol. September 7, 2003-Hi. I am getting psyched about Smackdown! Here Comes the Pain. Like them or hate them, you have to admit wrestling games are great. I made so many create a wrestlers that I only have 1 space left. Thats out of 36 spaces. 2 people have alternate outfits though. So thats kewl. I am so psyched! September 6, 2003-Meow. Look at me. Meow. Look at me. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...meow. Look at me!!! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Look at ME! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! LOOK AT ME!!! I'm a kitty! I am a kitty. Super catacular! September 5, 2003-Are you hardcore? Are you? I'm hardcore, not j00! Me, I'm hardcore sick. Really sick... Can I have an asprin. I have already taken asprin. I forgot. I can't remember my name. It took me three tries to get in my site. That means I'm sick...w00t. September 4, 2003-I feel like my end is near, and if it is, I blame school! You heard me right. School is the root of all evil. It is also hell. I wonder what sick people like teaching, really. The only classes I listen in are History and at votech. Seriously. School, sickness, blah... blah. I hate school, and being sick. I want to be healthy. September 3, 2003-I am sick, w00t. I still had to go to school though...de-w00t. I feel horrible...de-de-w00t. Somebody help me...w00t. Please... I feel very horrible and dizzy and warm and cold and asleep and awake. To many...emotions...to process...ahhhhhhhh!!!*cough* I think...I'm going...to...explode.*gag* September 2, 2003-Howdy ho nieborino. Ever find a rabbit in your freezer and try to make it frolic. Just watch out for its legs. They may move, but they need a push. Not too fun, but not to boring. I like to have frozen bunny races. My bunny is Cybalt the Bunny Prince. He totally kills the competition. He is awesome. To bad hes frozen. September 1, 2003-Top of the month to you. Today labor day. Isn't that peachy. That totally rules. No school, cause school isn't kewl! I hate school. Don't you. I do. But I like you. You are kewl! 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