Why Writers Block Sucks
Writers block sucks because it is almost like god stopping your creativity. The reason is because writing is the best way to express your-self. The more you do it, the better you get. Same with speaking.
I like to think I�m becoming a good writer. Some people say I am. Let�s just say I don�t believe them. Why should I? My English class grades in 9th grade were D�s and F�s. I went to summer school for it. Everyone said my stories kicked ass though.
The one was about a government agency that collected pennies out of public fountains and wishing wells. Then the Luxembourg Mafia butted in and started taking the pennies. So they took their biggest and best agent, who is codenamed Big Papa Frost. He was a robotic snowman. It�s basically ends in a dramatic ending where they make the lead mafia guy give them control of Luxembourg.
I remember another story. This one was about a bi-sexual vampire. He picked up a Swedish contortionist named Shven. Yes, Shven. S-H-V-E-N. Obviously he killed Shven, the Swedish contortionist. The funny thing was I must have mention Shven 30 times, but every time I said Shven the Swedish Contortionist.
Then he went to the club again and picked up a retarded, obese, Norwegian, cheerleader named Helga. She made him leave his own house, but he came back to kill her. She regurgitated a wooden steak and it went into his heart. Then she took off the costume and was Dennis Rodman in a fat costume.
The craziest one I ever made was called Tumble Bee and the Sea Raptor. Tumble bee is a 1�6� Bee with a glandular problem who talks in the 3rd person. Sea Raptor is a raptor with fins who can�t swim, but can walk at the bottom without drowning. There friend had some super-generic name. Fred or Timmy.
They went into the woods, got lost, and almost got molested by a hick. Then they ran into a Chickensaurus. A Chickensaurus is a 30 foot tall chicken with sharp teeth, and halitosis. They killed him and found a map. It got them home and they stayed best friends forever. A lot more crazy stuff happened in it. I just don�t feel like getting into it right now.
That was definitely a cure for writers block. I just thought of what I wrote before, and look. O wrote a hell of a lot. I�m going to end this now. Bye. |
