Theory on Fire Alarms
I have realized something no one else has. Fire Alarms aren�t fire alarms� They are what the government uses to steal everyone�s virginity. You may not believe it, but you should. Those loud noises, with the whistles and the bells�. Don�t forget their flashing lights giving people all those seizures.
I hate fire alarms. They should die. Even if they don�t die they should shut up. I think if I had tons of whistles and bells at my disposal I�d use them. Who wouldn�t? Who would resist? Maybe I�m just trying to convince my-self. Maybe I�m just trying to convince you� Maybe, just maybe� I�m using maybe too much.
I have another theory. Fire alarms were a tool created to enslave mankind via the alarms, but�. Scientists from long ago changed the pitch so people run from it before it turns you into a Shape Shifter of Babylon. I don�t exactly know what that is, but I have a theory.
My theory is a Shape Shifter of Babylon is an ancient retarded devil with 3 horns, 3 penis�s, and an utter. No arms or legs. You would need to walk with 2 of your 3 penis�s and it would cause you extreme pain and pleasure. Also, every time you would sneeze milk would come out of your utter and spread all over your little fat stubby body. Also, you would be paralyzed if you weren�t excited. So you would need to hold a TV with the man show on to walk. You would need to hold it with your tongue too.
A fire alarm has that much power. Hat is something to think about. So, next time you see a fire extinguisher set it on fire. It�ll cheer you up. Then smash it with a hammer. Then urinate on it to put it out. So have fun. Bye. |
