Am I trying to turn America into a nation of dead strippers?
Today I am in fact answering a question that may be on your mind. The question is, am I trying to turn America into a nation of dead strippers? The answer isn�t that simple. You see�. I am trying to turn America into a nation of dead strippers, but� I am also trying to do it for the whole world. A nation that dies together fries together.
Do you want to see your grandmother when you die? Well� What if she goes to hell for being a dirty slut in the thirties to fifties and you go to heaven because she didn�t want you to be a dirty slut, and gave you everything you needed. She used her dirty slut money she made from opening her lips to Calvin Coolidge to buy you that Playstation 2. Enjoy Devil May Cry 3 while you grandmother rots in hell. See�. Live the life of a sinner and be a good grandchild. How awesome is that?
See? I�m just a big supporter of families not being broken up. A family is the strongest bond, aside from glue. Everything but those glue sticks. I hate those glue sticks. The bond of some of today�s families are quite like those horrible glue sticks though, and I am a uniter. I will upgrade the quality of family bonds by being sure everyone goes to the same place when they die.
It�s much easier of a goal to get everyone into hell, depending which religion you believe. Some would say it�s nearly impossible, others would say if you touch your-self you are going to hell. I would play it safe and touch a priest, and touch him inappropriately. Not only will you go to hell, but you will also give him a taste of his own medicine.
Enjoy life in it�s fullest, then get to know your family in hell. Also, get a tattoo of two people humping on your arm, but get about twenty of them going through the motions. That way, if you move your arm fast enough, it will be sort of like a flip book. Hell, in my estimation, if quite boring. So please, enjoy your-self. Have a lot of money by being a stripper, 99% profit margin untaxed. Also increase your family bonds by touching a priest. Good day. |
