This is my attempt to solve a question that has plagued man-kind since it's begining. What is the best animal to sacrifice. I honestly dont know. I will tell the best and the worst. As I have limited funds I wont be able to actually test this fact. Since I have a good imagination though I think that will help subsidize the results. So, lets try this one out. I will be posting the best, the worst, and a list of good and bad ones. Well... Also, if you have a request for an animal you want me to reveiw, e-mail it to me. Let the fun, errrr, sacrificing begin!
Best animal: Bull-I believe a bull is the most manly of animals. The hilarity is it's female version, a cow, is the most mothering of them. In the respect of this animal, it's worth a lot of points in the sacrifice ladder. It's a giant. It's bladder would make a lovely wine container. As would it's stomach. I highly recommend this one. I don't think they are strong enough to tow a car so we humans are lucky. You could just wear red underwear and run like hell... Either way it wouldn't be too hard obtaining one. Have fun with this one.
Worst Animal: Poison Arrow Frog-Not only could it kill you, but it isn't big at all... It's rather tiny. So I doubt it's worth much. It is deadly, but I don't know your gods rules on them. My god doesn't appreciate sacrifices. I'd suggest skipping this little foe. Go for the best animal. If you do decide to sacrifice it ummm... Bring a casket, and if you live, throw away your knife. Save the casket though. The world of sacrificing is often dangerous.
Good Animals:
Horse-I believe it's a good sacrificial animal. I mean. Lots of meat. You know how fast a horse is? How about a spirit horse.... I think a spirit horse would be pretty fast. Considering it would weight nothing. Ooo! And glue. You can make glue. Glue is good for the environment. The environment is great. Shooting a horse with a machine gun would be fun as well. Have fun with that.
Bull-I believe a bull is the most manly of animals. The hilarity is it's female version, a cow, is the most mothering of them. In the respect of this animal, it's worth a lot of points in the sacrifice ladder. It's a giant. It's bladder would make a lovely wine container. As would it's stomach. I highly recommend this one. I don't think they are strong enough to tow a car so we humans are lucky. You could just wear red underwear and run like hell... Either way it wouldn't be too hard obtaining one. Have fun with this one.
Goat-They aren't that big. That means they are easy to store should you need to. They are stuffed with okay tasting meat. They have good pelts. They are one of the animals you here about getting raped a lot. The only bad thing is they are strong and have horns... and huge teeth, they eat everything too, what's a human made of... meat! They could eat you, run.
Cow-They have a lot of delicous meat. They look funny, and they aren't really that dangerous. They have good pelts. Tasty milk. Heck. They mature fast. Well... Apparently not that fast. They get huge though. Leather is awesome. It looks awesome. Plus, a lot of blood. Their blood is probably high in fat. If your a viking or a cave man I doubt you care, but if your a modern person your body is a temple. It needs low fat, low carb foods! Your sacrificing stone wont care.
Bad Animals:
Sloth-Not a good one. They have no good meat, they have mold growing on them. People. If you can touch this animal without being repulsed you need to become a nurse and change old peoples diapers. Because you have serious testical power. I mean, a large amount of testicular fortitude. There hair is like, plated, and gelled. Ewww... Thats sick. Go with the cow.
Anaconda-I don't suggest this sacrifce either. I'll admit, it's worth a ton of points. Hell... Probably more than a shark, but... What stone is big enough to sacrifice this thing? To be honest the movies lie majorly about these snakes. They are considered the biggest snakes in the world. They are usually 29 feet, although some have been recorded at lengths as long as 37 and a half feet! Best advice. Stick with smaller animals. Because to sacrifice you need to stretch the animal out and pull out its insides. Have fun if you go after these, as bullets will not kill it, unless you use a lot. And it needs to be alive at the stone. Good luck.
Poison Arrow Frog-Not only could it kill you, but it isn't big at all... It's rather tiny. So I doubt it's worth much. It is deadly, but I don't know your gods rules on them. My god doesn't appreciate sacrifices. I'd suggest skipping this little foe. Go for the best animal. If you do decide to sacrifice it, ummm... Bring a casket, and if you live, throw away your knife. Save the casket though. The world of sacrificing is often dangerous.
Shark-Well... The good thing is they are probably worth a lot to whatever your sacrificing too... The bad things are lots of big, sharp teeth. They are thick skinned... You can harpoon them, attack them with guns, and they dont work! You can't burn them, they live in the water. Unless they are in a tank dropping a toaster in wont work... You would need to drive your car right onto the shore, harpoon it and tie it to your bumper. Just hope the f***er doesn't drag your car in.
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