This is the funniest thing I've read about all day.

Let's just be truthful here, shall we? What evidence do you have of my stupidity? I'll answer for you: none.

No. I called you stupid because you're stupid. I didn't say your mom was a whore or anything.

So, resorting to schoolyard insults, eh?
Bertrand Russell would be proud.
You do know who Bertrand Russell is, don't you?

Considering you're the moron making huge assumptions about my position, you ironically think you know what I do.

Some people just HAVE to troll every thread. I suspect that mommy/daddy didn't hug them enough, or hugged them too much.

So, there's plenty of dumb to go around.

Yeah, until we know, the answer is "I don't know."

To dismiss anyone who doesn't follow your atheistic view as ignorant is well, ignorant.

Please. Go to a library & do some real research.
Then, you can talk to the grown-ups.

LOL, a moron that knows a tenth of what I do telling me to do research before talking with the grown ups. How cute.
Once again, do your research. Then we can talk.

I would agree with you, but I'm just tired of trolling today. I'm not gonna touch it.

You're pretty accurate with your rants. I will take you off of my list of suspected trolls.

You, Sir, are a moron, and a racist one at that. so your backwards-assed theories about are simply wrong.

You're a bunch of reading-impaired idiots.

Don't let facts or logic get in the way of your thought patterns. It impedes effective trolling.

Pics or it didn't happen

Not that I'd know anything about that

That's the beauty of democracy... even morons get to have a say.
Hell, they turned the tide in the last two presidential elections...

Welcome to Fark, kid.
Keep up the good work. You will learn to be quick and witty here if you aren't afraid of good natured ridicule.

Oh, man! That is the funniest thing I've seen here today.
The pic in the profile is the icing on the Star-Wars themed cake.

The wisdom is strong with this one...

This is quite disturbing. Are you related to the Marquis de Sade?

This thread fails to deliver on it's potential.

Are you by any chance retarded?

No business of mine and I'll keep it that way.

The proper response to a lawful order is not "Why?"

It was easy to ascertain that you're a nigger after all. All you had to do was open your mouth and talk like a nigger.

I think this bitch needs to stick to sucking dick.

Corrupt idiot politicians will promise anything they can think of in order to get your vote in the next election.

I'm a dirty hotlinker I hot link constantly - are we not supposed to do that?

Let me be one of millions to remind you that you indeed are an asshole.

You know, you childless single people are a bitter, bitter crew.

You will never win this argument.
You incessant whining doesn't change squat.

Personally, I think you should just kill yourselves and stop wasting resources better suited to those who're making an effort to further the population.

I was told there would be no math!

OK, without getting too technical.

You know, sometimes knowing everything gets to be a real pain in the ass.

Talk about the blind leading the visually challenged.

I'm sorry if I made you feel ... unwelcome. It's just my way

I appreciate your honesty sir

For all my likes and stuff. if you ask later, I'll know you can't read and that's a major annoyance.

It's obvious I don't come here for increased popularity.

As for me, I have lost my way and will never go back.

So yeah, go cry in a corner cuz your stupid comment backfired.

Apparently you have no idea of just how retarded you appear by posting that sort of garbage.

Don�t hate me for being a geek. Hate me for being a goddamned know-it-all.

It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care.

I cannot believe what a bunch of losers we are. We're looking up 'money laundering' in the dictionary!

Yeah, I'm going to have to go ahead and sorta of disagree with you there...

Trolls never rest. Consumed with hate, they continue to talk even when no one listens.

I work for xxxxxxx, so I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.
Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cuz some people believe anything they hear.

There is never anyone who is wrong or doesn't know what they are talking about.

Take your troll ass somewhere else.

It's incredible. Someone keeps quoting my posts, but seems to be having an arguement with someone else in this thread, that only he can see.

Whatever man, you won. You're a tightly wound ball of logic who cannot be bested on this or any other internet. A winner is you.

Way to lose the game, armchair quarterback.

You are correct. You are uneducated. Please become more so prior to offering an opinion.

I was going to post something, but I've completely forgotten what it was now.
It was probably humorous and insightful and would have gotten a bunch of "I owe you a new keyboard" comments too.

War wont be over if man's greed for power wont come to an end.

One of the great rules of relationship is: If you let it happen, then you have no right to whine and no one to blame but yourself.

You can ask me to do something and it will get done. You cannot ask me to do something and then tell me how to do it. If something has to be done "your way" - you do it.

It's obvious I don't come here for increased popularity.

I would comment but I am too lazy!

Hey, I'm ready to troll - just give me a subject!

Well the difference between you and I is I don't need to click your profile to know you're a dick.

Darkness is Spreading!

You've got stupid questions? We've got stupid answers.

Anyway, I'm not allowed to play Wii, I get too excited and hit people.

Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

Are you pulling a troll like move?

R.I.P. CeeJae 4/1/85 - 5/14/07 God has called for you with open arms.

People should know when they are conquered.

There is a difference between not being a quitter and being a stubborn, power-hungry bitch who doesn't know what's best for themselves and others.

Hope never abandons you; you abandon it.

You know, sometimes we forget it is just that simple.

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

The heart is deceitful above all things and beyond cure. Who can understand it?

Happiness now does not necessarily translate into eternal joy. The real issue is where will you spend eternity?

Nothin' lasts forever -- even cold November rain.

American women are taught to be greedy little whores.

This is? done horribly. The connection between songs is visuals is ridiculous... let me guess, you could afford only the free Windows Movie Maker.

Wow! I've been told off by someone who can't find the shift key, can't compose an English sentence, apparently can't read very well, and who made a video a child would be embarrassed to make.

Bottom line is, Not knocking, Not announcing they are cops, And not announcing the warrant is just asking for shots to be fired. I know why they do it, It gives them the element of surprise. But is it really worth it ? They seem to think it is.

Posting pictures on the Internet is like pissing in a pool. Once you do it there's no way of taking it out.

First off, the YF-22s are museum pieces now. The F-22 is a production aircraft. It is also computer controlled, with supercruise, thrust vectoring, higher power to weight ration, and better avionics. It is not the least bit clumsy, despite being big. Get some studying done before you start dabbling in debate you're not informed in.

I don't get it. Whether I make the $100 bill or the government makes the $100 bill, it's still a $100 bill. Why can't I spend my money how I see fit.

It's hard to feel warm and fuzzy about life when hearing about how bad things are every day on the news, it tends to have a negative effect on one's outlook.

Humans have had strife, war, and famine in our lives for so many centuries, that we are not truly happy in a state of calm and relative peace. We have to constantly invent new problems for ourselves and self destruct as a society, so that future generations can look back at our foolishness.

We were all brought up to think that we'd be movie stars, or presidents, or astronauts... but we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very pissed off about it.

Religion causes most wars and it's quite upsetting. Religion is supposed to be the root of faith and hope. Yet it causes sadness and despair for so many.

I fucking love this guy. He consistantly serves up laughable bullshiat with his buddy Ray Comfort.

You need to turn off the computer, go outside and interact with fellow human beings or perhaps read a good book that nourishes your soul. That, or call me, and I will personally shit down your mouth.

Could you possibly have worse spelling.

You're belligerent, ignorant, you use foul language and bad grammar. You thank god that you're not a Mexican, but anything else aside from offensive American jackass would be an improvment;

My god you're an idiot. Use a period once in a while, please. And while you may not be able to make yourself understandable to anyone aside from uneducated cavemen when you speak, you don't have to make it equally irritating when you type.

You know how I know you are gay? You like Coldplay.

Her music sounds like every other crappy pop tart garbage by someone who mistakes having a vagina with having talent.

Like the Irish need another excuse to get drunk.

The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions is just a statistic.

The only dream worth having is to dream that you will live while you're alive and die only when you're dead.

People believe that death is a punishment from God rather than a natural progression, a doorway to other realities. By having such a grim perspective on death, they make it a fearful and painful experience.

Theres a point in your life when you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to fix everything but its not giving up... Its realizing that you dont need certain people, the bullshit and the drama they bring.

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.

Don`t listen to what anyone else has to say, Just believe in what you honestly think is right.

Your imperfections are what make you perfect.

Despite the unecessary snarkiness, there is some truth to the statement.

Dear Foreign fucktard, allow me to tell you about vagina. It looks, feels, and certainly tastes better than any piece of shit Ford Escort Cosworth you drive.

Is this your depressing myspace page douchebag.

One can only live in the now when the past has lost its "stranglehold of regrets" and the future has lost its power of "fearing the unknown". Only then does the sun shine on today.

The memories you hold tomorrow are the product of what you decide to do today. What will you want them to be.

This video and the girl that made it serves as an airtight argument in favor of birth control.

You think just because someone is famous that means they are talented? I have two words for you: Paris Hilton.

You aren't the manor police. No need to analyze other people's choice of words in commenting.

You don't like superficiality, but how can someone not comment on someone pretty standing there in a bikini? I guess I'll just pretend I didn't see it

Science has never and will never be a religion. You should look up terms before you start flinging them around.

The Blue Angels perform a crucial role in our national defense. Intimidation. You don't see too many UFO's flying around anymore, now, do you?

I get all riled up when people see a word one too many times and then adopt it without looking it up to find out the proper usage.

Snark: A often-overused phrase that originally meant a loving, yet evil kind of sarcasm. Now, spreading like crabs at a whorehouse to even the real world, it signifies the horrifying end of real humor as we know it

Another brilliant contribution from Weaver. Why do you even bother opening your electronic pie hole when nothing but drivel ever comes out of it.

Yeah, woke up this morning feeling only slightly like an ass.

Sorry, looks like they trimmed your 15 minutes to really just that.

Don't quit your day job, your trolling is very weak.

People who do karaoke need to be beaten to death with their own shoes.

Singing karaoke is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you sound good your still retarded.

There's nothing funnier than a 35-year old Down's Syndrome "child" singing "Feel Like Makin' Love".

You know, if you're going to snark, might want to use words relative to the situation.

And if you're going to be a Nazi, might want to recognize when someone's referencing something, Dictionary Boy.

In everything, give thanks; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.

Your sentences aren't even composed of any coherent format, just some words chosen randomly at an attempt to enhance your supportive feelings toward these horrible men.

Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around.

All I have in this world is balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one. You understand.

Power is when we have every justification to kill, and we don't.

I guess its not a good day to be a bad guy huh Skank.

I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.

All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you.

I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent

What we do in life, echoes in eternity.

I'm sorry, did I hear you order a five dollar shake.

English mother fucker! Do you speak it.

What we have here, is a failure to communicate.

I have defied gods and demons. I am your shield; I am your sword. I know you; your past, your future. This is the way the world ends.

It's pathetic how we can't live with the things we can't undestand. How we need everything labeled and explained and deconstructed. Even if it's for sure unexplainable. Even God.

You got a dream, you gotta protect it. People can't do something themselves, they wanna tell you that you can't do it. You want something? Go get it. Period.

I myself am Heaven and Hell.

It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got... and all he's ever gonna have.

It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

To tell you the truth, I lied a little.

There are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

Shyness is usually self concientiousness. You worry about what others will think of your actions. You worry about your actions. Let others think for themselves.

Given a chance to be asked again the same question I only have a simple wish, that is to have a simple life

I am imagination. I can see what the eyes cannot see. I can hear what the ears cannot hear. I can feel what the heart cannot feel.

I wouldn't read much into your dreams, as dreams are most of the time, reflections of our feelings, our worries, our expectations and fantasies.

People in our lives come and go.

Friends are supposed to help you through the rough times not put you through them.

A true friend is someone you can disagree with and still remain friends. For if not, they weren't true friends in the first place.

A friend is one who knows all about you and likes you anyway.

True strength is being able to hold it together when everyone else is expecting you to fall apart.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment.

There is never a wrong time to do the right thing.

We have sent you on a journey to a land free from pain, not because we did not love you, but because we loved you too much to force you to stay.

Never assume the obvious is true.

The power to forget the past gives us contentment in the present and clarity of the future.

Know what's weird? Day by day nothing seems to change, but pretty soon, everything is different. You just go about your business and one day you realize you're not the same person you used to be. People change whether they decide to or not.

I see that the Kappa Kappa Kappa fraternity is still active on southern campuses.

Do you not see the hypocrisy in your statements.

I'm assuming you're playing stupid for the sake of controversy and political correctness. Try to keep up, OK.

That can't be real. Cue the eye bleach. Does it work on words as well as images.

I would say you are delusional, but you've already outed yourself as a troll, so it doesn't matter. Very well played, though.

You are a weak troll.

Get on a treadmill, and in no time, you'll be balls-deep into some broad who will worship at the base of your schlong, like you deserve.

Why are all records pertaining to the faking of Apollo, stored under 24 hour guard at LRC, and not due for declassification until 2026.

The Apollo missions were faked.... for politics during the Cold War.

There's a difference betwen bulges and curves.

Since when has the term "curves" begun to mean "fat"?

Let the posting of pictures commence.

Yawn. Another "you must be a troll because you have a different viewpoint than me" comment. Not very original.

History is written by the victor.

I can't spell and freely admit it.

The sheer display of arrogance here is appauling.

If you're going to try and sneak a troll in by making it sound logical, at least run your spell/grammar checker. It's built into Firefox now.

Sorry, sir. The "I blame Bush" seats are all taken. They fill up around here fast.

I would just like to take this opportunity to say that I have nothing to say.

Not particularly useful against an insurgency...

I feel like I should post something clever, but I got nothing.

Well, first, pajama bottoms are totally hot. And the fact you're wearing a law school shirt means you are probably pretty intelligent - even hotter. And, lastly, the fact that it's an *Arkansas* law school shirt means you aren't *too* intelligent, and are probably easy.

How the hell does this thread not have a picture of Admiral Ackbar in it yet? I know one or two people posted that it's a trap, but it just isn't an official trap without him.

You can't type a coherent sentence and you expect me to believe you own your own business? Next time, try coming up with a remotely plausible lie.

Was that statement supposed to make sense? or was it the drunken ramblings of an idiot.

This isn't Nazi Germany, mein Fuhrer.

Oh...well played, sir. Well played!

Man, the intarwebs is full of real assholes.

You are so right!! It is a very simple point! I obviously wasn't trying to make some new cutting edge philosophical point.

I'd also like to applaud the internet tough guys who keep posting the rants about fat people. Your lashing social commentary about someone's weight while you lurk on an internet message board all day is hilarious, please keep it up.

We all go sometime. Natural causes or suicide, our conscienceness blinks out of existence and the universe moves on without you, either way.

There are two reasons why so many people dislike Christians. The first is that they've never met a Christian. The second is that they have met a Christian.

I love it when people are so quick to point out idiocy, they bring on themselves.

Rubbing your babies face in its poo, wont help with potty control. However it is funny, and should be used to releave tension.

Please quit contributing to the ignorance.

Yet another misinformed youth whose knowledge of firearms is based solely on video games.

I don't have to take it in the pooper, to know that I'm not gonna like it.

If I'm going to have human milk I insist that its unprocessed, and taken directly from the source.

I could piss a better picture in the snow.

The more correct you think you are, the less correct you actually are.

Go back under your bridge troll boy.

Well done.. Bring some more funny!

No one else in the grocery store wants to hear you pretending to be at work.

Do you have a point or are you just going to lob silly and snarky comments?

It would be a waste of my time to expose his ignorance and stupidity.

That's funny, but only because you believe it is true.

Look at the US flag, those used to stand for freedom.

Let's not waste too much time fixing non-problems.

There�s a decent chance I�m cooler than you.

Anal sex is like communism, its a great idea in theory. But in practice it's bloody, painful, and people get hurt.

kill a man and you are an assassin, kill a million men and you are a conqueror, kill everyone and you are a god.

Some people don't like to hear unpleasant truths, as they can shatter the carefully constructed illusions they find comforting.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not sure about the universe.

Always keep in mind the possibility you are completely wrong.

I really feel I should post in this thread. But I have nothing interesting to say.

Liberal idiots mentally jerking each other off.

. And as darkness settles over the land, let us not forget that tomorrow brings forth light yet again.

You are truly a sad individual.

Enjoy your theocratic circle-jerk.

I see you are breaking out the A material you must mean business.

No mug shot? Come on, Smoking Gun, we need you!

How dare you try and use the truth!

Before you try to make a story better, it's important to truly understand what made it so great to begin with.

He defies the laws of physics by blowing and sucking at the same time.

Hey man, if I can see them, lick them, squeeze them, and bury my face in them they're real.

Just when I thought I had seen the most nauseating self-centeredness, someone sets a new record.

You must have gotten your elbows all covered in shit while pulling that out your ass.

Further proof that women know nothing, and never will know anything.

And by 'lovemaking' I mean 'rabbit-like thrusting and booby-mauling.

You were only told lies because you can't handle the truth.

Just because you pour syrup on it, don't make it a pancake.

The biggest cause of trouble in the word today is that stupid people are so sure about things and intelligent folks are so full of doubt.