Is there anything more enjoyable than seeing someone who considers himself to be a tough guy find out the hard way that he ain't?
Too bad he didn't learn that lesson long before he did the incredible damage to so many people's lives.
Now we have to feed and house this guy for the next 20 years.
"Genovese was nowhere near as tough as he appears on his MySpace page when he turned himself in with his lawyer and family on Tuesday afternoon to AID. The teen looked "pale-faced and kept throwing up," the source said".
I love the vomiting in front of the police. Way to keep it gangsta.
There goes his street cred.
I foresee something about crying in the courtroom as he gets sent to PMITA prison.
He wont get as much pussy in prison but I'm sure he'll be very popular.
This reminds me of my favorite quote from the Daily Show, when they showed footage of Eminem in court:
"Nothing takes the black guy out of a white guy faster than a court appearance." - Jon Stewart
I give it...two weeks..after he's in prison, that his "gangsta" friends come to understand that it's actually not cool to be a douchebag.
Watch what happens to this dumb guido.
Year 1 in jail- He is staying strong, the rape is horrible but he survived. his "thugs' and crue stoped visiting him after six months, he comes to the slow realization that his life was a lie. His homies dumped him as soon as he lands in jail and his true friends stop at around month eight.
Year 2 his mom visits him still but no one else, he is dead to the outide world. another man is raising his kid, his girl forgot about him around christmas time as she needs a thug not a scrub in jail, and he is still a complete prison biatch.
Year 3- he makes it halfway threw, and commits suicide. His kid never knew his name, his ex talks about him like hes a plague, and none of his friends ever mention him in passing.
"The mother thinks the whole thing is overkill," McCarrick said, after leaving the home. "She said he [Genovese] just ran a red light and got into a car accident."
Can they throw the mom in jail too?
I am endlessly entertained by his myspace page.
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8997778
Mood: Incarcerated
Everyones page should have that little fridge magnet thing on it. Random awesomeness is happening about every two seconds on that fridge.
I would post a comment over there, But I don't want my page bombarded by tard.
His car, which he identifies as a Lexus GS 300... but goes on to list his income as $250,000 or more.
is contrasted by this:
He remains in prison, unable to post $200,000 bail.
I noticed a lot of his female "homiez" seem to be unwed single mothers. go figure.
The good news: their life span does not appear to be very long. this appears to refer to his "dead homies":
R.i.P. PINTOa.k.a."CHEEP->"A.b.$.. //PEteY Vi a.k.a."MaDoNE"i.A.M.P. //ScKoOp a.k.a."kLiP->"FjB //ViC //PAt BOmBiNO a.k.a."PAtTy BOMb" //ANt a.k.a."ELaYy
I love the comments his friends leave for him.
One says "I KNEW U LOOKED FAMILIAR ON THA TUBE.... SRY THAT SHIT HAPPENED 2 U YO"
Wait....sorry that shit happened to YOU? The sad is that he killed a pedestrian instead of one of his equally useless friends.
The mentality of these type of people is that this is an awful tragedy that happened to HIM, they are incapable of considering the actual victims of the crime because they have the emotional maturity of a three year old.
Another [friend] said he needed to know how Genovese got his mugshot because he's been trying to get his hands on his own mugshot photo for a while.
Don't worry. You'll get one soon.
Quoted from actual Myspace Profile:
"Yoo mY nIgg I gottta Hold U down bY say diss shYYt ...
TO ALL DA MEDIA ON MY MANS DICK ANY MEDIA NEWSPAPERS///NEWs///......GET THA farkKIN STORY STRAIGHT U farkKIN DUMBASS PEOPLE........STOP TAKIN PIC OFF HIS MYSPACE ...LIKE IT HAS SHYT @ DO WIT IT...HE WASN'T DUNK ND DIDN'T FLEA THE AREA ...SO GEYt THE farkKIN STORY STRAIGHT...HE WASN'T NO ACHOLIC HE PRACTALLY NEVER DRANK...farkKIN IDIOTS......Soorrry my nig I hada get it off my chest ya digg imma hold u down all dayy ....
$dT Nd JoInT Ya dIGG
FREe J BOnes
SIck skILLs "
I don't even know what any of this means.
What do these people have against the English language?
What is with the rAnDOm CApiTaLIzaTioN, faux phonetic spelling, completely defective grammar and hideous punctuation?
ITs REalLy HaRD tO TYpe LiKE THis
How the fuck do they even DO that while typing?
Do they need a second person - his gay lover perhaps - to stand behind him and tap the shift key while he types?
Okay this is probably bitching but it needs said
Myspace profile do's and donts:
Do have a profile with cool pics and graphics.
Don't post that your a drug dealer then kill someone.
Don't forget that once it's on the net it can't be taken back.
Do have a profile with cool movies and song clips.
DON'T have the damn things set to start as soon as page loads this annoys people who for whatever reason don't want to hear your crap playing (especially after the billionth time reloading the page)
Don't write things on your profile in a language that exits only in your mind. Post things written so that the rest of the internet can read without a bottle of prozac and a case of whiskey.
So... anyone from Philly know this guy?