November 2007
Blendtec Will It Blend? - Sometimes It Won't (video)

At Internet Retailer 2007 Conference and Exhibition some attendees from PlumberSurplus.com capture Tom Dickson the CEO of Blendtec with a blender mishap.
Click here to watch the video

Editor Coment: Failure dust! Don't breathe this!

He got PWND by his own product.

The guy has never once said "It will blend", he says "will it blend?" and it fucking blends, and it's just the same as any other device, it has glitches! nothing is perfect.

I think we're all intelligent enough to realize that blending a fucking rake is pushing the envelope. Your average department store blender would sieze instantly. This thing powdered more than half of the handle. We all know it can blend it.

Just because a rake handle didn't blend this 1 time doesn't mean that the blendtec blenders aren't quality products. Who's going to blend a handle of anything for human consuption anyway? Thats what the blender is intended for. Now if it were a carrot, I could see the concern.

How many times did windows 98 crash during the keynote? More than once, and everyone used that when it came out.

I love the blendtec videos, and it makes it more real knowing it occasionally doesn't work.

How can anybody say this blender is a peice of junk? It's the best out there, try doing it with any other type of blender.... That thing is still a monster. It eats anything.

Tom Dickson is my hero and blendtech still rules.

I like the douchebag on the audio "this is going on youtube tonight! dude!!! get your laptop!" hhehe sounds like a fratboy.

Wow plumbersurplus... get a life. It still blended. do you guys really have nothing better to do than try to defile a blender?

Sounds like somebody just wanted to make blendtec look stupid.

You taking this as some attempt to ruin this guy is in vain.

Great job, douchebags. Posting videos like this makes me not want to do business with plumbers surplus.

Sure it's an interesting watch but who cares? I'd much rather watch stuff that does blend!

Here are some of the comments I received from some readers with my responses:

Comment:
"ive been wating an hour for this to load"

Well get off your dialup? then.

Comment:
who needs to blend a rake in the first place

An angry farmer

Comment:
it dont really matter cause who the fuck is gonna purchase one and try to grind up a fucking rake handle?

Me hahaha



Woman says restaurant kicked her out because of crying child

Louisville - It seems to happen all the time: an unhappy child causing a scene in a public place. But one Louisville mom says a Springhurst restaurant went too far, throwing her and her family out of the restaurant.

Editor Coment: Who are you going to believe, the manager doing his job or some white trash cow ham who looks like she would eat you if she could.

Besides, she looked like she could afford to miss a lunch or two.

I don't see the problem. If I sat in a restaurant and screamed for an hour I'd be booted from the place or dragged off by the police.

It's called "disturbing the peace," you idiot parents. No one thinks your rat is cute, and no one has sympathy for you. Get your idiot screaming brat out of the place of business until it calms down, and don't come back until it does.

I side with the restaurant on this one. If I'm trying to have a serious conversation, or even if I'm not, at the next table, the last thing I want, is to hear your crotch monkey screaming the whole time.

I notice that kids act up in public places a lot, perhaps because they think, "Oh look, everyone's paying attention to ME. I'm so special. Everyone's looking at me! Maybe if I embarrass mommy, she'll give me what I want." Either that, or their parents have so little time to spend with them, they want all the attention they can get. Who knows?

Having kids is a sacrifice. That sacrifice includes not subjecting people to your screaming kid.

Everyone needs to take responsibility for their actions, if you want kids, have them, but realize that your life as you knew it is over for many years to come.

No, I don't believe the restaurant kicked her out for nothing. Restaurants don't kick out potentially paying customers for no reason.

More restaurants should ban people like this.

I'd kick them out too, if the mom didn't wrangle the little bed-pissers.

Back in the day when smoking was allowed in public I always asked to be seated in the non-smoking section. I did not smoke and did not want to smell it.

Something I can't understand is why restaurants don't have no children sections. If I am going to spend a nice night out I do not want a screaming kid to spoil it.

Common consideration for others dictates that a crying child should be removed from a public place. But what is even more troubling is that items like this are assimilated into the news stream, as if they even belong there. Any item, no matter how trivial, becomes a matter of objection and confrontation, and we continue to live out what Robert Hughes so presciently described in A Culture of Complaint Moreover, unless the laws in KY somehow differ from those in my state, the restaurant still has the right to refuse service.

The rule in my household is being inconsiderate of others is not acceptable behavior, especially in public. I always removed my kid when he got loud. No one pays for their dinner with the intention of hearing my kid cry.

There is nothing that requires me to take misbehaving children in public and mine know it. If they are unable to control themselves they get to eat at home until they learn.

I hate when parents don't "parent".

In most cases that I have seen, "autism" and "ADHD" are simply excuses for parents to drug their kids rather than be required to parent them properly.

There are a few ways to parent responsibly.
It really depends on what your child is doing, or how quiet you want them to be.

Read a few books on behavioral science and shaping. Reinforcing positive behavior and punishing negative behavior make it very simple to turn brats into well behaved children in society.

And spank your freaking kids every now and then.

The best tactic for parents with screaming kids in a restaurant....

Walk right up to the table.

Wait for them to turn and wonder WTF you are doing invading their space.

As soon as they start to say anything scream at the top of your lungs,

Do this for a few seconds and say "Isn't that annoying?"

If they try to say anything in defense of their feral child. Cut them off with another scream.

Repeat until they leave or you are dragged off by the police.



Drunk 26-year-old woman has sex with 15-year-old boy

A 26-year-old woman who had sex with a 15-year-old boy was drinking before the incident, investigators say.
Katherine Pauline Brown of Crestview had been taken to an undisclosed house because of her drinking, according to reports
Once there, she saw the 15-year-old sleeping on a couch.
she woke him up and told him to go lay down in his bedroom.
Then she went into his bedroom, laid down next to him and put his hand on her breast.
The incident was interrupted when Brown got up to get one of her children something to drink.
But when she came back, she was naked. She put the boy�s hand on her vaginal area and then engaged in sexual intercourse with him, according to the report. She also performed oral sex on him.

Editor Coment: wow, that article was, uh, informative ... thanks for the play by play?

Oral sex, breasts, booze and vagina's! That article had it all!

Bonus points for going down on him after she fucked him. Not all chicks like the taste of clam on the peener.

Nice level of detail. I half expected a description of the oral including Spitter/Quiter flag and obligatory PSI rating.

Maybe this is why they stopped letting me write articles in the paper.

That is one hideous woman... She looks like she just got liberated from a concentration camp!

Where were these sex-crazed older women when I was a teenager?

That 15 year kid is not a victim, do you really think he feels molested? Don't fucking kid yourself.

Heh yeah. At 15 I could fend off a 26 year old woman if I wanted. But why would I want to?

what 15 year old tells on himself? Gawd kids are fucking dumb these days. You douche... that was free poon, no effort required whatsoever.

No way in hell I would dime her out for giving me some great experiences.

I just can't believe it; are kids these days getting so much play that they can afford to rat out anyone? Not only would I have been a freakin' hero at that age, but I would have been smart enough to keep my maw shut, lest one of my jealous non-nookie-getting "friends" drop dime just to be spiteful.

can we skip this generation of kids altogether? I mean, really. they are so absolutely spoiled and useless.

I never understood why women have sex with students.... If you really need to get laid, you have boobs, go to a bar; hoe.

It is astounding to me to see the sudden "outrage" regarding these types of relationships. These have gone on forever. It is completely natural.

Just because some puritanical power mongers decided to make it illegal does not mean it is immoral. Smoking marijuana is "illegal" but I would guess you have no real problem with it.

Switch around the genders and most people would have a real problem with it.

It's either harmful to kids- regardless of their genders- or not. Make up your minds.

As for whether or not the kid feels violated, wouldn't a psychologist be able to help there? Or at least ask the kid. "Hey, dude, so... are you going to go back to school on monday and totally brag to all your friends, or are you kinda freaked out?" No harm, no foul, imo.

I'm even a parent. If any of my sons were to have this happen, I'd ask them the above question. If they answered 'brag', I'd friggin high five them myself.

Lower the age of consent to about 15 or 16 and then make the prison term life in prison without parole if you break the consent law and are over 5 years older than the victim. Get rid of the sex offender list, because it is unconstitutional.

That way, the molesters are going to jail for life, and the teen diddlers are, well, shown to be in tune with 6,000 years of nature.

That makes way too much sense. The politicians won't be able to understand it and would never go for it. It also doesn't criminalize sex for anyone under 21, so the fundies would revolt, and the politicians would fall all over themselves to appease them. No, if anything, I expect age of consent to raise higher before it goes lower with the way things have been going lately.

We can dream though, can't we?



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