March 2007
Why Intelligent People Tend To Be Unhappy

This was a dumb article about why intelligent people tend to be unhappy.

Editor Comment: Hmmm... Maybe the reason intelligent people tend to be unhappy is because we're surrounded by idiots?

Because we live in a stupid world.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

You'd be unhappy too if you were surrounded by stupid people.

It's because those of you who think that you know everything are quite annoying to those of us that actually do.

What's really funny is watching the 'smartest person in the room' (or the one who thinks he is).... come to the realization that he isn't anymore.

Stupid people make life miserable for smart people, but don't seem to bother each other at all.

You think Einstein walked around thinkin' everyone was a bunch of dumb shits?

Now you know why he built that bomb.

Intelligent people are unhappy because we can predict the future and see entropy (specifically, the breakdown of humanity... face it, we are failing as a species) happening in real time but are nearly powerless (individually) overall to do anything about it.

Many intelligent people are atheists. Science over religion and all that...When you consider death to be the end of everything, it can be difficult to have any hope at times, and things can seem very meaningless

Intelligent people come to accept the fact that the universe is 14 billion years old, that life appeared on Earth 3.7 billion years ago, and that living things with brains, however complex, are just inert machines, like computers.

And when you destroy a computer, it doesn't go into a "happy place" for all eternity, it's just OFF. Gone.

Smart people know just how unimportant they are in the bigger picture.

The truth is that I probably alienate myself....

I know I'm intelligent and while I don't mean to look down on people, sometime I do. Strike one against me...

However, my biggest problem is that, well, I'm able to see right through people. I deal every day with people who fib in order to make themselves look/feel better, but I see right through it. I seriously dislike that and I have a hard time showing it - but the problem is that EVERYONE does it, so it's hard for me to truly like someone - because I catch them in little fibs or telling stories that don't make logical sense, it's just hard for me to hide my resentment.

That might be my problem with women too. I seriously dislike girls who use their looks/body/flirtiness to get attention - as nice as they might be, I guess I just automatically act like an ass and I can't help it.

I know I'll lead a lonely life.

Curious, how do I figure we are failing as a species?

Two words: American Idol

seriously. You'd like to know why I think humans are failing as a species.

Humans are failing as a species, there is no complete evidence but we are. If you have any spare time go to the nearest city, find a bench, and just sit there. I've done it just look at the people and how the live their lives regardless of the harm their actions might cause to others. And if you happen to sit on a bench near an Arby's bonus points for you. Just look around people gorging themselves beyond their limits and then blaming others for their obesity. People are ignorant they always have been and always will be. It's their role to be the sheep with the exception of those who can think for themselves. They are bringing about their destruction. Wars, kiddie porn, theft, blasphemy, the so called global warming, obesity, inbreeding. This country is just full of examples, Hollywood should be example enough. I'd come up with better reasons and go back to correct any spelling and punctuation errors for the Grammar Nazis but its too late and I think I made enough of a point.



Cop goes berserk and kills five fellow officers

New Delhi: A Sikkim Police constable central Delhi went berserk early Sunday morning, killing five of his mates after they allegedly tried to Sodomize him while on night duty.

After hours of questioning, Lepcha admitted that he killed his fellow guards because they tried to sexually assault him after consuming alcohol.

He grabbed his SLR rifle and started firing at them indiscriminately. He apparently fired 10 shots. Kumar said that each one of the victims received at least one bullet injury.

Editor Comment: Firefox prevented this site from opening 7 popup windows.

A new personal record! Killed more pop-ups than the guy in the article did!

I work the night shifts, this stuff happens more than you'd think.

"He apparently fired 10 shots. Kumar said that each of the victims received at least on bullet injury."

Damn. Nice shootin. That's five less crazed homosexual deviants to worry about. That will probably lighten the workload of their sex crimes division too.

Some people. They always overreact.

Just another example of homophobia. Why can't society just live in peace with gay men trying to get some unauthorized buttsecks?



The World's Hardest Riddle

One of my friends posted this on MySpace

Someone help me w/ this riddle...

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title "The World's Hardest Riddle', and then check your inbox. You'll get a message with the correct answer in it.

Editor Comment: This is a ridiculous riddle. The whole purpose of it is to make people think way to hard.

This message has been going around on MySpace bulletins with that stupid "you'll get an answer in your mailbox if you post this".

And no one went out and tested Harvard graduates on this. They have better things to do then listen to a stupid riddle.

I believe the purpose of this "riddle" is to be an annoying inbox thing.

The whole purpose of a riddle is to misdirect a person into overanalyzing an obvious answer. For those of you who said pressure, air, molecules, the Dahli Llama, Einstein's Theory of Relativity, or any other ridiculous answer, just shows that most adults will overanalyze a question simply because they think riddles are supposed to be extremely difficult to solve, when in fact, they are the opposite if you think outside the box.

The reason kindergarteners beat Harvard grads is because kindergarteners are honest enough to say "No I can't answer this." As we grow older and become more educated, we tend think we know all the answers, or at least can figure out all the answers. A "Harvard grad", would refuse to be bested by some silly little riddle and tries to think of some scientific explanation, yes, there are explanations like pressure, but the maker of the riddle might not have thought about that. The reason it's called the World's Hardest Riddle is because people try to think of an answer more complex than simply answering "I don't know". Believe it or not, not everything in life has an answer. There you go!

The lesson is don't overcomplicate things.

Time is the true answer. It is the answer that the writer intended. This is a well know poem, and anyone with half a brain should be abl3e to realize that it is the one and only answer to this riddle. You people have obviously not done any research to figure out the history behind this famous riddle.

Has no one paid attention?

The correct answer is: Time

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
When we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.




Half-ton man sheds nearly 400 pounds.. just 575 to go

Six people pushed Uribe's wheel-equipped iron bed out to the street, as a mariachi band played and a crowd gathered to see the man who once weighed 1,235 pounds.

Unable to leave his bed for more than five years, Uribe has lost 397 pounds since he began a high-protein diet a year ago. He now weighs about 840 pounds.

To celebrate the milestone, a forklift placed Uribe's bed onto a trailer pulled by a pickup truck and the 41-year old mechanic rode through the streets of San Nicolas de los Garza.

Editor Comment: I've always wanted to ride on a forklift.

What did they give him to help him weigh 1.200 lbs? I don't think he was shopping for himself.

Why are they having the parade for him? Shouldn't they be having a parade for the person who has refused to bring him food? After all... He didn't stick to a diet, his feeder did!

Honestly, how hard is it to lose weight when you are so fat you rely on people to bring food to you and put it in your mouth.

It should be easy getting somebody that large to lose weight: Don't give them anything but water and vitamins.

Tell them they can eat when they can fit through the door to the kitchen.

I don't know his height, but the article did mention his age of 41. At 1235 lbs, he would of had to consume about 8303 calories to maintain his weight. This calculation is based on a basal metabolic rate, which means zero activity. Given that he would have to do a lot of work just to breath and move, the calories he consumed were probably much higher.

TFA said he was a mechanic, I wonder how long it has been since he actually worked on a car? How can he get under cars to fix them? He probably weighed more than some of the cars.

8.303 Calories equals 9.6 kilowatts of power, damn! He is the source of our energy crisis.

Somebody just put a bullet in the guy and be done with it. Waste of space, waste of intake of oxygen, just a complete waste.

Put him in the circus as a freak attraction or send him to Somalia and have the people there celebrate him as some god or deity.

Just get rid of the fat bastard.

I love America and it's "Lets celebrate the failure because they've turned their life around, but put down the person who's always done right." attitude.



Candy Mountian (video)

Charlie the unicorn goes to Candy Mountain. Click here to watch this video

Editor Comment: I WANNA GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN!!!

Is it just me or do the purple and pink unicorn sound alot like michael jackson? creepy

I think that those unicorns are gay and inhaled way tooo much helium and sharpie fume!!! they are high!

"charlieeeeeee charlieeeeeee charlieeeeeee" "Im Right Here What Do You Want" "were on a bridge charlieeeeeee "! LOL!!

candy mountian fill me with sweet sugary goodness

It's a leopluadon a magical leopluradon lol he will guide us to candy mountain guys you know there is no real candy mountain shun the non-beleiver "Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnna"

oh, god. I can't get those two voices out of my head! "Shunnnnnnnnnnnnuh.

Charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ahahahaha! No matter how stupid it seems, I just cant stop looking at this video. It's just so freakin' hilarious! never gets old



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