Editor Comment: Study finds that women don't talk more than men. We all know this is complete bullshit.
They just whine, complain, and nag incessantly making it seem like they never shut up.
What the hell is with you broads and your nagging all day?
Yeah, I raise the complete bullshiat flag on this article.
I just cannot believe this study because it goes aganist everything I have seen in my life.
My personal, anecdotal evidence suggests that women talk more than men. Far, far more. There are always exceptions to the rule, of course.
The article failed to mention that all the men in the study were gay.
So, who thinks they'd get different results if married people were mic'd up for a week?
Women love to talk, but they wanna talk to you.
They wanna talk to their man. But women don't want you to talk-talk.
Women just want you to listen-listen. All a woman really wants you to do is ask her the correct questions...
That will allow her to run her fucking mouth!
You set her up, she'll knock them down. Fellas, you want your woman to be happy?
All you got to say is, "How was your day"
Know why? 'Cause "How was your day?" is a minute conversation to a woman.
And as a man, you don't really gotta talk. You gotta just act like you're talking.
"Get out of here. Go on! l don't believe it. "You don't say! Really? Get out of here!
"Go on. l don't believe it. You don't say? Get out of here.
"l told you that biatch crazy!"
You gotta throw in, I told you that biatch crazy." You know why?
'Cause every woman's got another woman at her job that she can't stand.
Women, y'all exaggerate everything. You turn it into some Dynasty shiat, like: "She's trying to destroy me!"
What the fark are you talking about? You wrap up bags at J.C. Penney's! What's she doing, ripping up your paper?
Seeing that many women seem mostly motivated by jealousy and greed, all their passive-agressive chit-chat about the importance of "feelings" and "listening" can get pretty unbearable.
Also, they rarely talk about what is really bothering them:
Her: "Why did't you take out the garbage the second I asked you?!
Don't you know I have issues about my Father ignoring me?!!"
Him: "Is that what is really bothering you?"
Her: "YES! NO! You cheated on me in my dream last night, you bastard!" *slams door crying*
Him: "WTF?!?!"
/actual conversation (more or less) with an ex.
She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
She can talk all she wants, I stop listening after the first 2 or 3 sentences anyway.