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"Brokeback High" West Linn student expelled for scene in film project

High School student Brandon Flyte told the world on his Web site that he was expelled for leaving a homosexual "snuggle scene" in a class film project.

Editor Comment: What a douche. Dude that is so brokeback. "Brokeback" is now slang for "gay".

I can definitely see the parallels: Two guys fall in love while herding sheep and two high school students fall in love surrounded by adminstrative sheep.

He's gay and he made the film just to get a reaction out of people.

Homos are craving more attention than ever. They are just attention whores... leave them alone and they will just eventually disappear...

Seemed like a reasonable response by the school to me.



Cops trap pavilion doing 1km/h

Storms River - It would pay motorists travelling along the Garden route to take another look at speeding fines issiued to them. After a court case that has taken three years and cost thousands of rands, Dr. Helena Bruwer of Knysna proved that speed-trap cameras at Storms River Mouth were being put to wrong use by four traffic officials.

Editor Comment: Safety is the excuse, revenue is the reason.

It doesn't matter how brilliantly-engineered the gadget is, some moron will screw it up.

A single 30-06 round can do a lot of damage to a speed camera!

Seriously: there isn't a conspiracy out there. Just a lot of dumb fucks.