They want spectators to keep their eye on the ball, not on the athletci figures of the gorgeous female players.

Editor Comment: Well, there goes about half their audience. It appears the tennis authorities don't want people to watch tennis. They must be under the mistaken assumption that people watch tennis for the exciting play.

Take away the only incentive for a man to watch that horribly boring sport.

Now I have no reason to watch it.

If they're going to outlaw something, they should leave the tennis outfits alone and focus on that ham-it-up high decible grunting.

Well, at least we don't have to look at the mighty joe young twins (Williams sisters) half-naked anymore.



Defendant punches lawyer in court

A man convicted of assault and robbery sucker-punched his defense attorney in court Tuesday when a judge refused to let him withdraw his guilty pleas.

Editor Comment: "Your honor, my client in not a violent man."

Smack!

"Your honor, motion to retract that last statement."

A good cockpunching would be more appropriate.

He punched a lawyer, that should act as a get out of jail free card.



Underage booze case lost because teen looked to old

A judge in Palmerston North threw out a charge of selling liquor to a minor because the 16-year-old boy used in a police sting "looks about 22".

Editor Comment: A reader wrote, "that's not gonna fly in court... otherwise lots of guys would get off on screwing 16 year old girls just the same".

Uhh... RTFA again, my friend... it DID fly in court.

Common sense prevails... This has got to be a first!

The definition of 'entrapment', To lure into performing a previously or otherwise uncontemplated illegal act... How many of these places planned on selling to minors I wonder.

Keep in mind that the legal age to buy alcohol in New Zealand is 18.