April 2006
Bush Approval at new low

President Bush's job approval rating slipped this week and stands at a new low of 33 percent.

Americans are split evenly on whether Rumsfeld should stay on as secretary of defense.

Recently a handfull of retired generals criticized Rumsfeld's leadership and called for his resignation.

Editor Comment: Waddaya know? A president's approval rating went down right after gas prices went up.

It staggers the mind that 33% of Americans still approve of this guy.

Well, when more people vote for the next American Idol, than vote for the president, what do you expect?

There isn't anything that he could do that would boost my support of him. It's not like if he makes one good decision, I'm gonna change my mind about him. I didn't like him in 2000, and I don't like him now.



Rapper Proof shot, killed at Detroit club

A prominent member of Detroit's hip-hop community was killed in a shooting at a Detroit night club early Tuesday morning. Rapper and producer Proof, whose real name is DeShaun Holton, was one of two shooting victims at the CCC Club.

Editor Comment: It's always sad when a musician dies... It's pretty sad when a rapper dies too...

You live the thug life, eventually it catches up with you, just like it did with Eazy, Biggie, and Tupac. Wish I could feel bad about it... Just can't.

Depressing? Come on. Soldiers dying in Iraq is depressing. A rapper being shot? I couldn't care less.

I think Kanye West was wrong. Bush doesn't hate black people, black people hate black people.

Blacks have been slaughtering their own for decades... Why is this news?

Rap has taken black society into the toilet.

Name one respectable black who endorses rap as a good influence on the youth.

The cops will get no cooperation and will then be blamed for not being able to solve the crime.



Error put hardcore porn on cable access

Don and Terri Newbauer's daughter, Nicole, was flipping through the television channels on Saturday looking for channel 26.

Instead, she found hardcore pornography on Adelphia Cable's public access Channel 2, which generally airs videotapes provided by individuals or community groups.

"It was disgusting. It was the hardest core stuff I've ever seen" said Don Newbauer.

Terri Newbauer recorded some of what aired and then called police.

Editor Comment: I love the fact that the guy was so shocked, he taped it.

"I watched every frame of that disgusting spectacle. Twice."

"They should have immediately taken it off and not waited 25 minutes," Nicole Newbauer said.

How is it that they continued to watch for 25 minutes without the idea of changing the channel ever occuring to them?

You know that made some kids day...



More Immigrants take to streets to protest proposed laws

As many as 100 cities across the country served as hosts Monday to rallies and protests against any get-tough measures federal lawmakers are considering to crack down on illegal immigration.

Editor Comment: I read some of them are protesting a bill that would require people to prove their citizenship before getting state benefits. Why is it so unspeakable to actually require that you be a citizen to get benefits meant for citizens of this country.

I have no comprehension of how you can justify giving benefits meant for tax-paying citizens of this country to illegals.

Illegals are a net drain on the economy. They don't pay taxes and they drain on social services and tighten the low wage job market for poor Americans. Vincente Fox is pawning off his problems on us while encouraging wealthy Americans to come south of the border. The people that favor tolerance of illegal immigration are either Big Business, politicians looking for votes or dopes that cry a tear for the cute Mexican children they show on the news. I don't blame them for wanting to be here but we have a process they should follow instead of sneaking in.

If life is so bad in Mexico, why don't they bitch to the Mexican government?

Illegal immigrants and amnesty will destroy the United States faster than Iran's nuclear program!

Only citizens have a right to be in the country. Legal immigrants are enjoying a privilege, not exercising a right. Illegal immigrants are criminals who have broken the law.

If a person is here illegally they should have no right to anything except a boot back to Mexico.

the only viable solution is for people who want to live in a society like the United States is to create it where they live. I wish them a successful revolution if that's what it comes to.



Baptist school ousts gay student

A Lafayette High School graduate has been kicked out of the University of the Cumberlands in Williamsburg because he wrote on a personal Web page that he is gay.

Any student who engages in or promotes sexual behavior not consistent with Christian principles (including sex outside marriage and homosexuality) may be suspended or asked to withdraw from the University.

"At the University of the Cumberland, we hold students to a higher standard. Students know the rules before they come to this institution. We've followed our policies and procedures in keeping with our traditional denominational beliefs.

One of Johnson's close friends said some students will not be afraid to express their outrage.

"They're already printing T-shirts that say 'Jesus loves gay people, too,"

Editor Comment: What do they expect when they offer a theater arts program?

What's so fucking difficult for people to understand? He's going to a school that VERY CLEARLY states that you will be thrown out for this, he agreed to this contract! What's the surprise??? Idiots.

Actually he should have been kicked out for that MySpace profile.

Now the gays are going to get some high-priced lawyer and bully the school into instituting a policy against their religious beliefs. Whiney little bitches. Here come the NAACP!



Fist flattens would-be carjacker

Ordered to give up his keys, an Arlington man takes matters into his own hands.

The bad guy ended up with a fist to the face and a trip to jail.

"He told me to give him the keys or he was going to kill me," John said.

John moved his wife back.

"Give it a shot," he told the would be robber.

Bystanders urged the men to quit fighting. John stopped. He was floored when the man reached out to shake his had. "He said he hadn't had his ass kicked that good in a while," John said.

"I prayed fot the guy last night," John said. "I think he needs help. Hopefully he gets it and he can turn his life around.

Editor Comment: I liked how he told his wife to stand back first. Very gentlemanly.

And then I like how he proceeded to kick the guy's ass.

I need to work out more.

This is cool. And the carjacker actually congratulated him!

So, let me get this straight. He beats the fuck out of the guy, then prays to Jesus that the guy he just beat the fuck out of turns his life around.

God I love Christians.

"Give it a shot". I want to say that the next time I'm in a street fight.

It gets even better... apparently the carjacker hadn't gotten his ass kicked bad enough by his "victim" and mouthed off to the cops in jail.



Paula Abdul says she was assaulted

Police are investigating a report by American Idol judge Paul Abdul that a man assaulted her at a private party over the weekend.

Editor Comment: Refused to swallow?

She's not bad looking at all, but that all changes when she starts talking. As long as she kept her mouth shut, Id hit it.

As a judge Paula usually just parrots what Randy says. I wonder if she pays attention at all. It's like this:

Randy: "You're one of my dogs, man. whooh whooh whooh!"

Paula: (gesticulating wildly): "I totally agree with Randy again. You're so awsome. I have no idea where I am."

Simon: "I must disagree with Paula. You totally achieved a new level of awful."

Paula: "Thats mean! You should totally agree with Randy like I do."

Simon: "I'm just being honest."

Ryan (smirking): "All right everybody, look at me again! Isn't Simon mean?"



Girl, 10, protests dress code

Zoe Hinkle thinks her miniskirt is fashionable. Her school's principal says otherwise.

The fourth-grader plans to hold a rally after school Friday, she's convinced about nine of her friends to join her outside the school. "My sign says, 'style is freedom,' " she said, "because freedom of expression is in the constitution.

Editor Comment: I guess it's never to early to skank them up.

If the principal were male, this wouldn't have even come up. Unless he was gay.

She will be on the dance pole by the time she is 18.

I wonder how the mom feels about half the boys in her class cranking it while picturing her daughter?

I would love to have this conversation with her:

Her: It's freedom of expression.
Me: What are you expressing?
Her: My freedom.
Me: To do what?
Her: Express myself.
Me: What about yourself are you expressing?
Her: My... umm. My freedom?
Me: To do what?
Her: Are we going to have sex?



A prude lists of 10 revealing scenes we didn't need to see.

A list of 10 movies featuring bits of nudity that the writer could have lived without.

Sigourney Weaver in Alien
Julie Andrews in S.O.B
Antonio Banderas in Working Girl
Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger in 9 1/2 Weeks
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator
Robin Williams in The Fisher King
Tita in Like Water for Chocolate
julianne Moore in Short Cuts
Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies
Kathy Bates in About Schmidt


Editor Comment: Damn, I misread the headline... I thought it said "Top 10 nude scenes we didn't get to see."

Headline is a bit misleading - article is just about "revealing" scenes, not nude.

It might be better if this list had any actual... y' know... nude scenes in it.

That article made my head hurt.

I knew when I finished the article that the writer had to be a woman.

The author of this article obviously never saw "Pete and Tilly." The film featured a naked Walter Matthau playing the piano.

All 3 Terminator movies have fanny shots. But unfortunately, T3 didn't have enough of the T-X/Terminatrix.

The pole-dancing scene in True Lies was one of the best parts of the film.

The point of Weaver's panty scene in Alien was so that you wouldn't notice the dude in the alien suit, who was clearly visible under the console. It obviously did the intended job of distracting everyone.

Kevin Bacon's bits in Hollow Man through the Infa Red was disturbing.

The Matrix: Reloaded. Boring as hell nude scene and Keanu's bare ass. Nobody needed to see that, well nobody needed to see that pile of a movie anyway but there you go.

Well there's ten minutes I'll never get back, reading Martha Brockenbrough's prudish sniveling.



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