It is getting drunk and fucking a 5 or 6 in the bathroom at a bar that proves that you are straight.



Madonna defends Kabbalah

In an interview to the New York Daily News, pop singer and Kabbalah devotee Madonna defended her interest in the teachings of the Kabbalah, and said she was angry people found it to be so disturbing.

Editor Comment: Why does anyone care what Madonna does, sings, or says? *Yawn* By the way, wtf is Kabbalah?

Look at Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They made millions on the very fabric of racism itself.



Monster truck leads RCMP on chase in Nova Scotia, rolls over cruiser

Nova Scotia RCMP had a personal monster-truck show this weekend when a raised pickup truck with large tires led them on a chase before rolling over a cruiser.

Editor Comment: Police in Canada have cars now?

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police vs. Big Foot.

There are a few extreme-lift trucks running around here. Personally, I'd like to see the owners of these vehicles charged with reckless endangerment for creating a vehicle that is openly defiant of bumper height standards, which just about guarantees a fatality to the occupants of any car it hits - even in minor accidents.



Naked lady crashed through ceiling

A shocked Russian couple had a narrow escape when a woman in a bathtub came crashing through the ceiling and into the middle of their living room.

Editor Comment: I for one would not mind if a beautiful, naked, big-titted woman crashed into my living room or my crotch... how come these things never happen to me?



Frightfully horny, Paris

Sexy Paris Hilton arrives for a Halloween bash n furry white horns - but scarily looks like she has forgotten the rest of her outfit.

Editor Comment: It's the attention whore again.

[Insert comment pertaining to Paris Hiltons promiscuity]

What is up with this woman and her popularity? I mean, if she was naked and straddled me, I would probably nail it, and then post the video on the net for cash.

Please stop extending this stupid spoiled whore's 15 minutes of fame.

Guess we should appreciate the fact that Paris is demolishing the boundaries between the untouchable heiress and the tramp-next-door who will blow you if you give her a Little Debbie's treat. For that, we should have some small degree of admiration.

When will the people up top realize that we don't care about this walking sperm bucket?



Body of civil right legend Rosa Parks to lie in US Capitol

The body of Rosa Parks, who was hailed this week as the "mother of the civil rights movement," will lie in honor in the US Capitol from Sunday to Monday, and will mark the first time that a woman will receive that honor.

Editor Comment: Parks was not the first black American to refuse to give up her seat.

Claudette Colvin, in March of the same year (nine months before Ms Parks), did the very same thing. So, why no rally cry around her? Unfortunately, she had a couple of strikes against her; she was a teen, she was a high school drop out, and she was reportedly pregnant.

Ms Colvin needs to be remembered as well.



Christian dvd sparks riot

One person died and more than 90 were injured as thousands of Muslims rioted outside a Coptic Christian church Friday to denounce a play deemed offensive to Islam. Police responded by beating protesters and firing tear gas into the crowd.

Editor Comment: Ahh... the religion of peace, love and tolerance. It is so nice to know we have nothing to worry about from Islam.

A 'Play' is offensive, but killing innocent men, women, and children it perfectly OK. Yea, this makes as much sense as the French declaring cultural victory over the US. Is there anything NOT offensive to Muslims? Or liberals for that matter.

Why do we have to bend over backwards to accommodate a religion that is in serious need of a reformation?

Well, at least the Egyptian police responded appropriately.



Strange crash; pedestrian lodged in windshield for three miles

Police are investigating a bizarre hit and run crash. Investigators say a 93-year -old man hit a pedestrian. He then drove three miles with the victim's body lodged in the windshield.

Editor Comment: Parker told officers he thought a body fell from the sky. Police say he will probably not face criminal charges, because he was unaware he was in an accident.

He must've thought it was just Superman fooling with the citizens on his day off.

Last time I checked, involuntary manslaughter was still a crime.

I love the idea of mandatory yearly or bi-yearly testing for all drivers, especially for the Social Security collecting crowd.

Addressing the driving abilities of the elderly is political suicide, even though everyone knows it's a good idea.

Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don't fall out of the sky, you know.

He was only stopped because he didn't pay the additional toll for the extra cargo.