TIM
(Tiesaq Instant Messenger)
by David Bowland
god-mail@juno.com

   This program simulates a conversation. When you start it, the computer, known as "Dr. Tiesaq," will welcome you. Type as though you are talking to someone and press Enter to send the message. The computer will reply to every message you send.
   This program is designed to simulate a therapist, so talk about YOUR life. He will help your through times both good and bad. Please note, this program is _NOT_ an actual therapist and is _NOT_ a suitable replacement for one. It is for entertainment purposes only.
   I have completely checked this program for spelling mistakes. The computer will simulate a human response by randomly making type-os such as mixing letters or even using the WRONG letter. This is just an effort to make the computer appear more human.

   Not sure waht to say? Try starting with "Hi, my name is..."

   This program is provided "as is" with no warranty either implied or explicit. Therefore, this program should not be executed. Do not run it. Delete it. Right now. Go ahead, I dare you. What are you, chicken?
   Anything you do with this program BESIDES delete it is at your own risk.