Randomly awesome AIM chats since the end of May. ;These are comments, set apart by the grand lord of PERL, himself. Okay, not really... BEST OF ALL TIME: (11:21:02) BlankIs1337: So lazy! XD (11:21:05) Chzrm3: Hahaha (11:21:06) BlankIs1337: But I bet you are a 4.0? (11:21:11) Chzrm3: Nup (11:21:15) BlankIs1337: No!? (11:21:17) Chzrm3: No (11:21:20) BlankIs1337: ... (11:21:22) Chzrm3: I'm like a 3.8 (11:21:44) Chzrm3: I don't know what we're talking about, it's grades, right? (11:21:56) BlankIs1337: Yeah (11:22:05) BlankIs1337: I am, like.. a 3.2 because I couldn't care less about school (11:22:09) BlankIs1337: *parents shoot him* (11:22:29) Chzrm3: Right. (11:22:36) Chzrm3: Wait, you're British? (11:22:57) BlankIs1337: ... (11:23:10) BlankIs1337: Yes, Dear ChizRizm, Kentucky is in Scotland (11:23:11) Chzrm3: Well, you're using the 3.0 stuff (11:23:17) Chzrm3: So it's like. (11:23:19) Chzrm3: You know. (11:23:23) BlankIs1337: It is called a GPA, mate (11:23:27) Chzrm3: Yeah, I know. (11:23:31) Chzrm3: We don't use them here in America. (11:23:37) BlankIs1337: ROTFLMCOWPOT (11:23:39) Chzrm3: Sorry if I offended your culture. (11:23:40) BlankIs1337: That is so quoted You see.. Eric/Blank is NOT British. As most of you know, Kentucky is a state found in the United States of America. But, poor lad, he was serious! XD 12-11-04 (20:04:47) MeetTheDec1ine: You talk to some huge fags on AIM ; How ironic! 12-10-04 (23:38:16) TheCommodore7: heated discussion in the room, sorry (23:38:25) BlankIs1337: Heehee (23:38:27) BlankIs1337: Beat 'em down! (23:42:02) TheCommodore7: trying (23:42:04) TheCommodore7: failing (23:42:16) BlankIs1337: Roomies? (23:42:23) BlankIs1337: Or random people that wandered in? (23:42:34) TheCommodore7: one roomie, one random hot chick (23:42:43) BlankIs1337: ROTFL (23:42:49) BlankIs1337: That made me laugh. Quite hard. (23:42:58) TheCommodore7: glad you liked it (23:43:10) BlankIs1337: Oh.. You were serious? (23:43:11) BlankIs1337: *shot* ; Ha, ha, I won! (23:43:21) TheCommodore7: well, yeah (23:43:24) TheCommodore7: :) (23:44:11) BlankIs1337: Congratulations, but she is there for your roomate, is she not? =P (23:44:35) TheCommodore7: She is there because of roommate, yes (23:44:53) BlankIs1337: Ooh, I am so good. (23:44:53) TheCommodore7: there are always random hot chicks in my room (23:45:02) BlankIs1337: Erm.. Hooray? (23:45:50) TheCommodore7: And Charlan happens to a random hot chick, no matter how much she complains that she is not, because it is obvious to any man, woman, child, alien, inanimate object that she is (23:46:19) BlankIs1337: Charlan? What a name... (23:46:31) BlankIs1337: I take it she is reading over your shoulder. Hooray for brownie points! (23:47:11) TheCommodore7: Yes, brownie points (23:47:57) TheCommodore7: I got kicked out of the boy scouts because I ate a brownie (23:48:12) BlankIs1337: What? (23:48:15) TheCommodore7: teehee (23:48:20) BlankIs1337: A Marijuana loaded brownie? (23:48:37) TheCommodore7: what do you call a pre-girl scout (23:49:02) BlankIs1337: I dunno (23:49:04) BlankIs1337: Is this a joke? (23:49:35) TheCommodore7: yes (23:50:04) TheCommodore7: the organization run by girl scouts for girls too young for girl scouts are called "brownies" (23:50:44) BlankIs1337: Ohhhhh (23:50:46) BlankIs1337: ROTFL (23:50:47) BlankIs1337: Yes (23:50:48) BlankIs1337: I get it (23:50:50) BlankIs1337: I knew that (23:50:51) BlankIs1337: Arg ; And that was most defintely a loss. >_< 10-6-04 (17:41:16) BlankIs1337: Greetings from the States! (17:41:32) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: wow (17:41:35) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: pass the chips (17:41:46) BlankIs1337: *passes the chips* (17:41:59) BlankIs1337: Say, I was wondering if you could clear something up for me: (17:42:05) BlankIs1337: WHAT THE CRAP IS PLUM PUDDING!? (17:42:16) BlankIs1337: Why aren't there PLUMS in plum pudding? What goes into a kidney pie?? (17:43:07) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: I haven't the faintest idea (17:43:14) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: on either accounts (17:44:05) BlankIs1337: *sighs* ; I still don't know what it is. =/ 6-30-04 (14:54:08) BlankIs1337: I live (14:54:09) BlankIs1337: ^_^ (14:54:14) Dr Fruit at Work: [expletive] (14:54:20) Dr Fruit at Work: Oh! Sorry, didn't see you there ;) ; The usual reaction to my presence. XD 6-16-04 (14:46:31) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: yay word (14:46:38) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: who the hell is Janet? (14:46:56) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: MasterCard :-$ (14:47:37) BlankIs1337: XD (14:48:13) BlankIs1337: My mom (14:48:15) BlankIs1337: And.. Sid will die (14:50:02) Zz b1itzlunar zZ: :-P (14:39:18) BlankIs1337: Sid likes my mom (14:42:00) Dr Fruit at Work: LOL (14:42:07) Dr Fruit at Work: I like your mom, too :) (14:42:26) Dr Fruit at Work: Janet and I are very, very close :) (14:46:16) Dr Fruit at Work: *shot* (14:47:44) BlankIs1337: ... (14:47:47) BlankIs1337: He will die for this (14:47:48) BlankIs1337: ;[ (14:49:59) Dr Fruit at Work: Haha (14:50:05) Dr Fruit at Work: Go, Blank, go :-P (15:11:27) BlankIs1337: He won. *sighs* (15:11:58) Dr Fruit at Work: Aw, drat (15:12:03) Dr Fruit at Work: That little bugger (15:12:14) BlankIs1337: It was kinda funny, at first, they were all timing out (15:12:25) BlankIs1337: Then I realized my firewall was blocking ME from attacking HIM! XD (15:12:41) BlankIs1337: But, turns out his PC refuses to connect to anything bigger than 32 bytes. Bleh (15:12:59) Dr Fruit at Work: Haha (15:13:04) Dr Fruit at Work: Oh well :-P ; STUPID MANUAL DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACK. (15:15:43) BlankIs1337: So.. You are vacationing soon? (15:15:49) Dr Fruit at Work: E-yep (15:15:56) Dr Fruit at Work: Leaving tomorrow (15:16:09) BlankIs1337: Cool, I leave for Florida on Friday. (15:16:10) Dr Fruit at Work: Not looking forward to flying alone >.< (15:16:20) BlankIs1337: Aww, is it baby Kevin's first time? =P (15:16:31) Dr Fruit at Work: Haha (15:16:33) Dr Fruit at Work: Yes :-P (15:16:36) Dr Fruit at Work: And shut up :-P (15:52:32) BlankIs1337: Chzrm3 still thinks I am English (15:52:35) Dr Fruit at Work: :-P 5-28-04 (10:12:26) Dr Fruit at Work: Aah! Blank owns me!!1`one ; Indeed! (10:17:33) BlankIs1337: I must know, do the smileys on AIM look so disgustingly bright yellow? I am using GAIM, 'cause AOL !=!= Evil (10:17:59) Dr Fruit at Work: Um.. I don't think they do (10:19:36) BlankIs1337: They are ugly as all get out. *wonders if the designer was on drugs when he made 'em* (10:20:35) Dr Fruit at Work: Probably so (10:20:41) Dr Fruit at Work: Most designers are, I think (10:21:00) Dr Fruit at Work: Heck, I'm on drugs right now* *This is a lie. (10:21:09) BlankIs1337: **This is also a lie (10:28:31) Dr Fruit at Work: *kicks Australia* (10:28:38) Dr Fruit at Work: *breaks four toes* ; *kicks KBK* *breaks his nose* (10:35:55) Dr Fruit at Work: I think somebody broke the internet (10:36:11) Dr Fruit at Work: And I have my hunches (10:36:28) Dr Fruit at Work: *looks suspiciously at poopsoda16* ; As well as everything else the little monster touches. (10:37:39) BlankIs1337: Yea! I have license to misspell a nonsense word!!! (10:37:53) Dr Fruit at Work: w))t! (10:38:00) Dr Fruit at Work: Er, w00t! (10:38:16) Dr Fruit at Work: Silly Dr Fruitcake, can't capitalize a zero... 5-25-04 (19:19:47) Fruitcake MIDI: You know what? I definitely think galres should have an accent in. (19:19:54) Fruitcake MIDI: *galrés* (19:20:01) Fruitcake MIDI: Ahh, much better 8-) (16:36:47) BlankIs1337: Woah.. Have you been doing drugs or somethin'? (16:37:20) Dr Fruit at Work: Drugs? Where?? (16:37:25) Dr Fruit at Work: *looks around* (16:37:47) BlankIs1337: Check all your baggies, mate (16:38:07) Dr Fruit at Work: *checks his baggies* (16:38:17) Dr Fruit at Work: *finds a PB&J sandwich* (16:38:19) Dr Fruit at Work: That'll do (16:38:23) Dr Fruit at Work: *inhales it* (16:38:25) BlankIs1337: Woah (16:38:27) BlankIs1337: That would HURT (16:38:42) Dr Fruit at Work: When your nose is as big as mine, it doesn't matter too much :-P (16:39:37) BlankIs1337: O.o (16:40:55) Dr Fruit at Work: Anyway... moving on... (16:41:08) Dr Fruit at Work: *cough* Forums *cough& (16:41:18) Dr Fruit at Work: Woah, stupid ampersand