Have you ever been eating a pickle while watching Spongebob and all of a sudden, you think to yourself, "I want to take over the world!"? Well so have I and so, to help you attain your new goal, I have developed this helpful guide which I call World Domination in 6 Easy Steps.

Step #1: Develop an evil eye twitch.
Evil eye twitches tend to cause others to think that you are spastic, which is, of course, the exact response that you want.

Step #2: Burst out with a, "Muahahaha!" at random points during the day.
This maniacal laughter, when paired with the evil eye twitch developed in Step #1, will push you along on your road to domincance by instilling fear in all who come in contact with you.

Step #3: Control the weak and make them your slaves.
The maniacal laughter with the eye twitch should easily push the weaker-minded souls over the edge, giving you complete control over them.

Step #4: Have them build you an evil fortress.
An evil fortress is vital to a successful world dominator. Be sure to add in lots of booby traps and decoy doors and stairs.

Step #5: Capture places of power.
Now that you have the army, fortress, and an eye twitch, you are ready to start taking over the world. Simply take your armies to places of power, lure everyone out with twinkies, and confiscate the buildings.

Step #6: Take over the world.
With the places of power already under your control, dominace over the rest of the world should be a relatively simple task.

Now that you have taken over the world, you can go back to your evil fortress, kick back, relax, have a pickle, and watch some more Spongebob, having the satisfaction of knowing that you have achieved your goal.

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