Hello, my little pelican heads! Here is where you put down new, welcome, etc. All you have to do is change the content here and change the links in the menu section (which I've marked for you). I used a cool bit of JavaScript so you click on the links over there and they open up the menu. Spiffy, eh? There's really not much else for me to say because this is all relatively simple. Oh wait, one more thing.
Don't mess with codes if you don't know what they do.
Otherwise you could screw something up terribly and not know how to fix it. Now I'm just gonna fill up this area so you can see the second scrollbar.

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah

blah