| The Poopie List April, 2003 The Ghost Poopie This is the kind of poopie you know you felt come out, but when you look for it, there is nothing in the toilet. The Clean Poopie This is the kind of poopie you squeeze out nicely, see it in the toilet but are surprised when you see nothing on the toilet paper. The Wet Poopie This is the kind of poopie where you finish and have to wipe your butt 50 or so times, and it still feels icky, so you end up putting some toilet paper between your underwear and your butt, "just in case." The 2nd Wave Poopie This is the kind of poopie that happens just as you've finished poopie-ing and you get your pants up to your knees only to discover that more poopie wants to come out. The Pop-a-Vein-in-Your-Forehead Poopie This is the stubborn kind of poopie that makes you strain yourself so much, that you practically feel like you are about to have a stroke. The Corn Poopie This is self-explanatory. The Wet-Cheeks Poopie (a.k.a. The Power Dump) This is the kind of poopie that comes out at such an outrageous rate of speed that your cheeks are immediately flooded with oodles of toilet water. |
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| My friend, Samantha, sent this list to me, and I just could not stop laughing. Now come on, you all know that you've experienced some of these before and you just didn't know what to call them. Well, here's your list. I do(do) hope that they bring a smile to your face. :) |
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| More Poopie List The Lincoln Log Poopie This is the kind of poopie that is so huge, that you are afraid to flush the toilet without first breaking the poopie up with the toilet brush.. The Hot-Air-Balloon Poopie This is the kind of poopie that is so noisy, that anyone within earshot is consumed with the giggles. The Drunkard's Poopie This is the kind of poopie that you have the morning after a looong night of drinking and that has a most noticable trademark: the bottom-of-the-toilet skid marks. The Dangling Poopie This is the kind of poopie that absolutely refuses to leave your bottom even though you are finished poopie-ing it. You end up shaking violently in hopes of getting it to release its grip. The Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie This is the kind of poopie that makes you feel like you've really got to poopie, but all you end up doing is just sitting on the toilet and farting a lot. The Surprise Poopie This poopie sneaks up on you disguised as a fart, and just when you are certain that a fart is about to be released, SURPRISE! It's a poopie! (Keep in mind that you never even made it to the toilet!) |